Open Post: Hosted By A Soon-To-Be Mother Of The Year

July 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Somewhere a single white tear has trickled down White Oprah’s orange-glazed cheek, because it seems like it was just yesterday when she was pushing a case of beer in a stroller while a little Lindsay Lohan crawled on the pavement behind her. Then White Oprah wiped up that tear with her finger and licked it up, because that shit is definitely 100 proof.

Here’s the knocked up Chilean Ewok, Snooki, pushing a stroller full of Pepsi bottles and a Coors Light box in Seaside Heights, NJ yesterday afternoon. In a few months after Snooki pops out CPS’ new poster child and pushes him down the street, the paparazzi will take the exact same picture again, because she’s full of so much yeast that she’ll definitely give birth to a case of beer.

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