Hot Slut Of The Day!
July 3, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
The E.T. Finger Light/Anal Candle from 1982! io9 points our asses (literally) to eBay auction after eBay auction of the original E.T. Finger Light, the perfect gift for the gay Scientologist in your life. He can use it to read Scientology porn (aka Dianetics) in the dark and after he gets all hot, he can dip that Finger Light in a tub of Crisco and use it to light up his ass. E.T. probe homo. As Ryan, who sent this mess in, puts it:
This is Tommy Girl’s wet dream!!!
It really is and that’s why it’s the perfect Hot Slut for Tommy’s born day. Happy Birthday, Tommy! Here’s hoping that John Travolta will put 50 of these E.T. dildo lights on your cake tonight. Don’t forget to blow (with your no-no) and make a wish!
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