Hot Slut Of The Day!

The E.T. Finger Light/Anal Candle from 1982! io9 points our asses (literally) to eBay auction after eBay auction of the original E.T. Finger Light, the perfect gift for the gay Scientologist in your life. He can use it to read Scientology porn (aka Dianetics) in the dark and after he gets all hot, he can dip that Finger Light in a tub of Crisco and use it to light up his ass. E.T. probe homo. As Ryan, who sent this mess in, puts it:

This is Tommy Girl's wet dream!!!

It really is and that's why it's the perfect Hot Slut for Tommy's born day. Happy Birthday, Tommy! Here's hoping that John Travolta will put 50 of these E.T. dildo lights on your cake tonight. Don't forget to blow (with your no-no) and make a wish!

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:15pm.

ET was a pencil dick. Now I understand why I didn't think that movie was all that.

Submitted by C6 on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:09pm.

If I see another dildo shot on a car, on a gummi box or out of a scifi theme I'm going to curl up in the corner rocking off of a concentrated dose of salts. ill.

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Submitted by RHONYC on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 3:38pm.

Michael Jackson's ET fascination T-O-T-A-L-L-Y makes sense now!!! :-D

Submitted by chippychazoo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 3:17pm.

Thanks MK, I have a mental picture of a porn film about gay aliens where the 'ET probe homo' Iine is used together with one of these things. I never saw one of these as a kid, I bet mothers everywhere tried not to let their kids see them, just too weird to let your kid have.

Submitted by Super Stew on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 1:46pm.

Growing up, I must have been pretty sheltered. I saw it just now and thought, "Awwwww, its ETs finger!!!!"

Submitted by BangoSkank on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 1:32pm.

Oh shit, I had one these... I remember my aunts and older cousins laughing their asses off at it. I now know why. What a weirdly nice childhood memory. Thanks MK.