Thursday, July 5th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!
Finally a microscopic view of Anderson's silver hair follicles!!! - gophergal
Runners-up:
Oooh Careful Katie. The Church sent out its elite best: Drag Team Six. - TexnDoc
Even the pantomime horse hired by Mariah Carey's party planner had been hit by the recession. A platinum umbrella was no substitute for the pure unicorn hide she'd ordered. - Moseyjones
The Winklevoss twins try out their latest disguise to try and sneak into Facebook headquarters. - pamorama_j
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Archeologists unearth Pompeii's Stvdio LIV.
Tom Cruise takes the first step in his purification process in accordance with Scientology's divorce rituals.
Now that the Silver Fox is officially out of the hole, the Silver Fauns can follow cautiously behind.
Comparisons to Justin Timberlakes new statue holding an umbrella to Justin Beeber's statue holding a flute sent the younger singer into a shit fit.
Wham's Silver Anniversary album cover?
"Oh, BOAT shoes? We thought the invitation said GOAT shoes. Got it." (Hangs up.) "Karl, put your flute away. We need to go home and change."
Umbrella for cover? Check. Suribot beckoning flute? Check. Forget the white SUV. These inconspicuous bitches know how to get a job done.
Two of The Silver Fox's pussy-farts escape to star as Centaur-piece(s) at Tom Cruise's divorce gay-la.
One plays the skin-flute; the other sings, "Its Raining Jizz"
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One martini; Two at the most
3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.
Anderson Cooper's 2nd favorite fantasy...the first involving none other than MK
Be Good to Each Other
JLove's cankles make a break for it.
the festivities begin at Tommy's house now that Katie's gone
What makes you think the Scientology people are following you Katie?
Pan?!?! I thought you said we were going to worship peen!
Just prior to Kim and Chloe putting on their bronzer and wigs.
Would RIHANNA agree to this cover of her "UMBRELLA" song?
I didnt think it was possible, but Bill Maher actually looks even worse with his shirt off.....
L'Apres-midi d'un Scientologist
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Get them to the Greeks!
Going to a sleepover at KUNTY KARL's place...
MARC JACOBS's new collection - but where are the skirts?
Yo Jeremy Piven, THIS is mercury poisoning!
All we need is a jaundiced Lohan for silver and gold........
They have pubic lice and Tina Fey laughed at them.
Now that Bruce and Kris are made completely out of plastic, they must avoid the sun at all costs.
Tommy Girl: I said I'M the bottom!!!
John T: No, I'M the bottom, damnit!!! Is my wig on straight girl?
An awkward moment when Seth Myers and Marc Jacobs attend the same awards ceremony.
The Winklevoss twins try out their latest disguise to try and sneak into Facebook headquarters.
Two rare Albino Gayelles have come out to play in Tom Cruise's yard, now that Katie is gone.
Jada Pinkette Smith going ater Tommy Boy.She finally can have him now and fucking him in the ass will be her pleasure.
Doobies and Boobies--Brandon Brown
Scientology enlists the help of Tommy Girl's used dildos to follow Katie around. Suri is side-eyeing them suspiciously.
Way back when Fred and Ginger were just starting out as hoofers.
Every time he says hes gonna fart he sharts, so I ain't taking any chances.
If you get too much sun and turn gold don't come hopping to me!
Scientology is enlisting in Tom's used dildo's to keep track of Katie. Suri is casting major shade.
Live, from New York, it's Satyrday Night!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Even the pantomime horse hired by Mariah Carey's party planner had been hit by the recession. A platinum umbrella was no substitute for the pure unicorn hide she'd ordered
Ooh, how nice of Travolta to gift Tommygirl with 'Pan and Parasol' living art for his birthday.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
MK decided the wedding would be all silver, even the ceremonial satyrs, in honor of his foxy husband-to-be.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
The Equine Weather channel's forecast: for the first time in history, it's gonna start raining men.
A couple of centaurs, a little booze,
John Travolta & Tom Cruise!
Tom's now uncontrollable rage triggers his thetans to show themselves and set off in order to bring Katy back.
Getting good PR after being busted for bar brawling by Finnish po-po is no slice of Taatelikakku, so this time, Adam and Sauli take it outside.
Subject: Restraining order
Names: Anderson Cooper and a Mr. Tumnus
Oooh Careful Katie. The Church sent out it's elite best: Drag Team Six.
Silver Fox hunting season has begun!
The CO$ begins training a new 'bot for Tommy - carry that umbrella and walk three steps behind, bitch.
There is nothing worse than wet Pan crotch!
The latest scene from Gay Pride Narnia.
Most goats only _eat_ tin cans. Their daddy mated with one.
Ha! Good one!!!