Thursday, July 5th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 3rd!
Finally a microscopic view of Anderson's silver hair follicles!!! - gophergal
Runners-up:
Oooh Careful Katie. The Church sent out its elite best: Drag Team Six. - TexnDoc
Even the pantomime horse hired by Mariah Carey's party planner had been hit by the recession. A platinum umbrella was no substitute for the pure unicorn hide she'd ordered. - Moseyjones
The Winklevoss twins try out their latest disguise to try and sneak into Facebook headquarters. - pamorama_j
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LOL @ Tex's.
Way to go Tex lol!
Scientology attempts present a softer side to its indoctrination of children by re-branding CS Lewis' 'Lion Witch & the Wardrobe.' Unfortunately both Tom Cruise and John Travolta wanted the role of Thetan Tumnus the prettiest space fawn in Narnia-Org.
Having escaped from Narnia, the Silver Fox didn't realise he'd left the closet door open.
when lilo went back to work, summer returned to narnia
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Tom Cruise, wearing the latest Pan lift pants, celebrates his birthday by playing hard to get with a Wigless Travolta.
The Brangeloonies invent a new method of sneaking into Chateau Jolie-Pitt unnoticed:
Dressing up as one of the Sterling Silver centaurs personally delivered by God for Ange's 37th.
This place is so pretentious! Even the silverfish turn the swag on.
Nice try fauns, but with those hooves you'll never get out of Victoria Beckham's garden alive.
Other woodland fairy creatures joined the silver fox's coming out party.
Cirque de SoGay
The Brangeloonies invent a new method for sneaking into Chateau Jolie-Pitt unnoticed:
Dressing up as one of the Sterling Silver centaurs that God personally delivered for Ange's 37th.
The Kim Kardashian ass costume set is becoming very popular.
After almost 50 years of wild nights partying with the beautiful people, Calvin Klein has the sudden realization that he's just too old for this crap.
What Robert Pattinson's grey hair looks like up close!
"...it didn't work, but he looked sharp as three fucks while trying." -MK on Travolta 06/12
"Joe Perry, you are a man of many colors. But I, motherfucker, am the rainbow!”~Steven Tyler
Wanted to disco. Stuck in 'Gnarnia 54'
Wanted to disco. Stuck in 'Gnarnia 54'
In addition to avoiding the sun, Posh has now gotten David to share her love of parading around in stupid shoes.
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Visit Anthony Higgins Performances on Facebook.
A new celebrity home security system has been proving highly effective in stalker prevention:
Tilda Swinton Security: "Creep Out the Creepers"
After Katie and Suri's security-breaching escape, the man-slaves in Tom Cruise's sacred Scientology garden were adorned with a metallic second skin that constantly transmits a global positioning signal.
The uncut dance sequence from j. Lo and casper smart part in Dance again music video.
"Watch out Blue Man Group, once Tim gets back from the bathroom we're gonna fuck you up! SILVER FAUN POSSE!!!"
As soon as they heard JLo singing with her tiny umbrella, the fairies ran to her side. One with an umbrella that can better cover her ass, the other with the gift of music. You see, it always rains when she sings.
"Stop being a horse's ass and bogarting the umbrella!"
"You should talk!"
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Jay z and beyonce's souls take a day off
******* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
Finally a microscopic view of Anderson's silver hair follicles!!!
When Anderson Cooper decides to come out, DAMN! The boy comes out!
Pan was ok, but his brother Tan was a little sunburnt.
This year's Scientology Summer Camp production of "Equus" was widely hailed as the best ever.
So far the only two Obamacare doesn't cover.
Narnia PRIDE! Because magical kingdoms have homos too.
*lmao at you guys' comments/captions!!
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Peter Piper fucked a peck of pickled peppers and turned gay.
Lord of The Cock Rings: Silver Dick of the King
Lord of the Cock Rings: The Golden Showers
Lord of the Cock Rings: Return of the Butt Munching
Even the damn aliens are into big fat Kardashian asses.
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"Who reads books?! Who does that?!" ..... Gia Giudice
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by Strepsi on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:18pm.
What day is it? Satyrgay.
hahaha
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LMAO agreed, shit is funny, Strepsi
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Sundance Channel's "Boys who like goats who like goats who like boys" was sadly pan'd.
Submitted by Strepsi on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:18pm.
What day is it? Satyrgay.
hahaha
What day is it? Satyrgay.
Ever since Tommy Girl took that lifetime membership from Manhunt the gays have been in hiding for the sheer hope of saving whats left of their worn and ragged no-nos.
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
A Midsummer's Night's Scientology Custom-Lifts-Stalk-You-"You're at the Silver-Base!" Dream
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Beyoncé has got Blue Ivy doing the same thighblasters that she does.
Ha! I knew Mary Poppins and Dick Van Dyke were doing it!
Now that Katie Holmes has announced her plans to leave Tom Cruise, the Church of Scientology hire two inconspicuous members to watch her every move.
When Tom Cruise and Will Smith missed their cab they decided to hoof it.
Unfortunately, Kim didn't get an extra ticket for the BET Awards for her sisters, so Khloe and Kourtney were forced to use the side-door.
Tommygirl abandons lifts once he learns that goat legs can add feet to his height.
The White Witch unknowingly captured the first display of furries and their forbidden love
Sadly, mr. Tumnus' cousins, mr. Tumdumb and mr. Tumbum, had already been turned to stone by the white witch.