Birthday Sluts

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:26am.
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Stupid and mentally ill he certainly is. I definitely don't feel bad for him either. He is textbook narcissist and I fucking hate those manipulative, entitled cunts. He's got more than just NPD though which makes him even scarier.

that is the face of a dick sucker, i should know, cuz it takes 1 to know 1

What a fuqued up 50th birfday for Cruise. This is a bifday that is supposed to merit the biggest celebration (the new 40)for this milestone, Instead he's prolly...(fill in the blank....)

So was Tommy Girl born evil on this day 50 years ago, or was he born an innocent, destined to be the victim of an insidious cult which would eventually turn him evil? The world may never know.

Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:53am.

im not trying to make you lady horny....okay i lied, i am lol

yes patrick is not ashamed to show ass or cock.

the movie was a series called angels in america and you can see patrick's prick and shaved tight balls...obviously he was man horny.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:37am.

Submitted by Chris Eccleston...: "Yeardley's not $cientologist. The chick that does Bart Simpson is."

Oh, that's right! Yeardley does Lisa's voice!

My apologies to her; birthday wishes are in order.

I still think she's ugly, though.
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Yeardley was also in the Legend of Billie Jean. Don't ask my why or how I remember that.

HB Ludivine... such a hottie.

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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:14pm.
serious hatred for Tommygirl. Happy Fuckin Birthday Douchebag!

(how did Tom choose "cruise" as his working name?)

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I thought "Cruise" was his middle name.

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WTF, M.K!!! Wake yo ass up and give us something to read!!!! No vacay!!!! I need my laughs!!

Have a Fab b-day, Thomas Gibson!!!!! Bite my shiny metal ass, Tom Cruise.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:52am.

You need a Sagittarius... :)
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Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:01pm.

Wow, it's like they went out of their way to find someone totally opposite the character description. The only way it could be worse is if they got a woman.

I also found out he's going to be in a Van Helsing reboot. Yeah, people are gonna totally buy this grinning goon after having HUGH JACKMAN in the same role.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

serious hatred for Tommygirl. Happy Fuckin Birthday Douchebag!

(how did Tom choose "cruise" as his working name?)

anywayz, CLAMBAKE at mah house. Ordering up eighty thousand deep fried ancestors in honor of Tom Mapother & Sea Org.

(to keep scientologists away, just scream CLAMBAKE!)

I fart on this list!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:52am.

I wonder if I gave up too easily on Cancer men.
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No you didnt. I am a Caner woman...and even I get sick of my self. I dated some Cancer men and that tendency to get "hurt" was annoying!

Thanks Sucky and Rande!

Submitted by dementa on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:52am.
I found out the other day that this doof almost got cast as Iron Man. Ugh. Can you imagine TOM CRUISE as Tony Stark?
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WORSE than that is that Tommy Girl is now Jack Reacher. I just can't.
Here is the bio for the Jack Reacher character (from the books) on wikipedia.
"Reacher is a giant, standing at 6' 5" tall (1.96m) with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 210 and 250 pounds (100–115 kg). He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair. He has very little body fat, and his muscular physique is completely natural."

Lee Child (the author) has said that he chose the name Reacher for the central character in his novels because he is himself tall and, in a supermarket his wife Jane told him: "Hey, if this writing thing doesn't pan out, you could always be a reacher in a supermarket."... "I thought, Reacher — good name."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Child

And motherfucking Tom Cruise is playing him!!!!! - first picture:
http://screencrush.com/jack-reacher-new-international-trailer/

HB Tom Cruise, strange character but I like his acting, dislike cults.

OMG. That fucking picture of TG. UGH.

*off to puke now*

Lucy: my brother in law is a Cancer and they are sensitive. Like I want to kick him in the balls sensitive. But I also like my mens manly :). Like, don't share your feelings manly :).

Loopy: wah? Never heard of such a movie! He is quite a fan of being nekkid ass nekkid! The watchmen, little children and now this! Are you trying to make us lady horny :)?!?

I found out the other day that this doof almost got cast as Iron Man. Ugh. Can you imagine TOM CRUISE as Tony Stark?

Aside from being a creepy gay hobbit, he's just so DESPERATE for the common people to bolster his ego. He wants us to think he's a real-life superhero, and the worst part is that he's bought into the delusion himself. I mean, look at that pose. He not only looks dorky, but in-your-face desperate.

And man, Katie chose a brilliant time to divorce his ass: right before the big 5-0. POW!

Submitted by Get Serious on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 10:39am.
Actuslly, Mimi Rogers was/is a Scieno; I think she converted him.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

I wonder if I gave up too easily on Cancer men.

I might have just run into one of the bad ones, you know, the low self esteem, mind-game-playing ones; and it kind of turned me off them altogether. Apparently they are sensitive and "know" women or whatever.

All you ladies and gays who are going crazy in the private parts for Patrick Wilson nudity pics should watch that movie where he played a gay guy and walked around naked with his cock flopping around.

That is the dorkiest picture of Tommy...lol

I can't believe he is 50!

Thomas Gibson is awesome on Criminal Minds...

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Cause I don't appreciate, people who don't appreciate
All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down, I don't even like you anymore at all

He just looks so uncomfortable with himself, he's just trying too hard in this picture, granted it was taken 20+ years ago. He's still trying too hard, who is he fooling?

Don Vito is only 6 years older than TommyGirl??? Bwahahaha.

Photo of CRUISE looks like bad photoshopping. Fact: THOMAS GIBSON with whom he shares a birthday, played not also next to him in "FAR&AWAY" but also with him for a little while if u know what I mean...

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:25am.

Or in Sandbitch's many versions of him.

I don't feel sorry for him, but I do think he is kinda stoopid. It's easy to indoctrinate and manipulate someone who is not that bright. And that is exactly what Scientology has done.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:23am.

Rich Bitch: It's Brian McCann. Just a goofy pic. Here are his details:

http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=435263
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Yes he definitely looks WAYY hotter in the pic I chose.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:20am.

Any idea who it is though Sucky (or FunFilled for that matter)?
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It's Brian McCann from the Atlanta Braves.

(scroll to #19)

http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/bigshots/2009/04/big_shots_for_april_...

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Rich Bitch: It's Brian McCann. Just a goofy pic. Here are his details:

http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=435263

No happy birthday for Tom. *cackles evilly* Maybe his cult "friends" will give him a present, like a fancy car tricked out by the slaves in the Sea Org.

I figure TC's real character is a lot like Maverick, Jerry Maguire, and the JAG from Few Good Men. Unlike Ron Kovic, he was almost born on the 4th of July.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 8:51am.
Submitted by FunFilled on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 8:41am.

SnF - are you a Braves fan?
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oh honey no way! I can't follow Hockey at all! It's just a picture I found!
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Any idea who it is though Sucky (or FunFilled for that matter)?

For Patrick Wilson's bday, can we get a gif of him and Kate Winslet in that hot scene in Little Children where his ass is out and he's fucking Kate Winslet on top of the washing machine? Please!

Smoke a fat one for your birfday,montel! ...and,tom cooze please start smoking now that you are fitty time to chill lax,gurl!Xoxo

I love how he called "Kate" and begged her to come to his birthday celebration but she refused. The lady is not stupid!

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:32am.
where's a nice shirtless picture of patrick wilson?
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THIS

And I don't know why, but it looks like his head's been Photoshopped onto that body. Even though I'm sure this was taken back when computers were only good for playing Oregon Trail and Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 10:47am.
I think his character in "Magnolia" is pretty close to what he is.

LOL I thought that too. Didn't his father treat him badly? I don't know where I read that, but no wonder that performance was powerful.

I also don't believe he's a bad person. Whether he's gay or just asexual, he should from now on just do what Clooney does: hire a whore from Room 23 to stand around and look pretty for a year, instead of wasting time on all these stupid marriages.

That must have been before his nose job.

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Get Serious: I feel some pity for him, too.

He just doesn't "get it". There's deficiency in his core that makes me feel sorry for him. I think his character in "Magnolia" is pretty close to what he is. But I don't think he's malicious, he's just lacking something - empathy.

Also, if you have a moment, I find this anecdote from Adam Carolla sums him up: http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/the_man_man_NS5UgwY5j06KwJp4WY1OJL

In a way, I kinda feel sorry for Cruise. This is now the 3rd marriage of his that's cratered; his last 2 died because of his extremist "religious" (for lack of a better word) beliefs & his wife not wanting to share them. Dude keeps making the same mistake over & over but expecting different outcomes; it's the definition of insanity. If he really wants a marriage (for whatever reason) that will last, he should marry someone who's already a scientologist...

Btw, thanks for the props about my Archer theme. I absolutely love Archer; it's the sharpest & funniest written show on TV...

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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer

Andy Griffith died. :(

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Submitted by Datura on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 10:22am.

Hahaha!! Yes! That show is genius.

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Anyone ever seen Shawnee Smith in "the blob"? Hilarious movie because of the horrible acting and cheesy lines.

He's dressed like he just got off the set of The Outsiders- he looks to be early twenties here.

I can't help but think of the scene in Vanilla Sky where his 'character' is obsessed with remaining youthful, and he's right up against his bathroom mirror pulling the one gray hair out with a tweezers and is so psyched that he still 'has it' after destroying the evidence.
He was perfect in that role.

Submitted by cherryicecreamsmile: "He looks like Dana Plato in this picture."

LOL. He does.