Tuesday, July 3rd 2012

Birthday Sluts

Tom Cruise (50)
Olivia Munn (32)
Ludivine Sagnier (33)
Andrea Barber (36)
Patrick Wilson (39)
Julian Assange (41)
Audra McDonald (42)
Shawnee Smith (42)
Sandra "Lush Lagoon" Lee (46)
Connie Nielsen (47)
Yeardley Smith (48)
Hunter Tylo (50)
Thomas Gibson (50)
Montel Williams (56)
Don Vito Margera (56)
Betty Buckley (65)
Gloria Allred (71)
Tom Stoppard (75)

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

If Tammy is "50", then we are "20".

Gurl please....she was selling her pussy full time in Hollywood(via the adverts in the old "Advocate") back in 1979.

And we know because we were doing the same thing at the same time/place/ adverts!

Nevertheless we looked at the natal chart for July 4,1962 and it proves, as if more proof were needed, that Tammy is 100% homosexual, namely:

Venus-Saturn oppositia.

RandéSleepover's picture

Life's a curse, love's a blight, God's a blaggard, cherry blossom is quite nice. (Tom Stoppard)

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by lachica on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 8:18pm.

I've said this here before and I believe 100% that Connor is his biological son. The resemblance is ridiculous. Possibly Isabella too, but perhaps she got the mother's genes - whoever the mother is.

Mani6's picture

I guess Katie-bot won't be at the Tommygirl ego trip birthday gala...I do feel bad for life like Suri though.

why do people try "out" the better looking people male or female..the less fortunate"uglies" no one cares..i dont't understand this...

crazyinjapan's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 2:33pm.
LOL Sucky, I always think of Jason Giambi when I see your avie! hahah
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I used to think it was Spencer Pratt being special.

Whatever's picture

Tommygirl claims to have had no plastic surgery ever. How can this lady sleep at night with all the lies she has told?!

z-listed's picture

That picture is certainly a nose job ago.

Dion flowerboy's picture

With the exception of I L Papa Smurf, these B-Day slores have some serious creepage factors about them.

Tom looks 15 here and still looked crazy. Gloria Allred is 71???

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lachica's picture

Am I the only one to notice that Connor Cruise looks exactly like a Black Tom Cruise at this age? Could it be that Tom got a Black woman preggo and then pretended to adopt the child?

doncorleone's picture

Katie Holmes now has a special place in my heart and is in my Clever Bitches Hall of Fame for pulling this shit right around Tommy Girl's bday. I swear, I never would have figured she had it in her.

doncorleone's picture

Smells Like Tea-

Holy fuck, your comment made me laugh my ass off!! Perfect comment, perfect.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Thanks for the birthday wishes, dolls! You know who you are! XoXo!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:14pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:52am.

You need a Sagittarius... :)
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Aha! And you just so happen to be one! We are unique, aren't we Jack?

Uptown James's picture

I don't really get what guys see in Tom Cruise. In that foto, he looks like that Zack Barf guy on the hospital show, Scrubs.
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_maria_'s picture

Happy BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-day TG!!!!

waterbucket's picture

He looked like he still had a soul in this pic.

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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.

Chris Knight's picture

HB to Cruise among many others! He may be a Scientonut, but he's a fine actor, regardless of what u say. I dont mix his profession with his religious faith or personal life/sexuality. And he looks great, with or without surgery...

shandi's picture

If I may quote my dead grandmother, he looks like an absolute nitwit in this picture. I never saw what women see attractive about him.

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Smells Like Team Cunty's picture

Happy divorcy birthday, you fucking freak.

co$mic karma, bitch.

Stoney's picture

OMG!!!! Hahahahahahahha!!! Right before his bday!

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Kizzy's picture

@stinkbutt IKR?! Almost makes you wanna..*checks pockets* nope, sorry, all outta fucks.
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stinkbutt's picture

Dayum Katie did this right before his 50th? Bitch is serious. It's that a little cold hearted? He doesn't even have his little clone around to celebrate with him.

Few Words's picture

tammy gotten alot of plastic surgery along the way.

hes gonna spend birthday flipping through catalogs for next beard w/ xenu & drinking white wine spritzers & watching that steel magnolias crap.

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Smurfy Smurf-day, Smurfy!!

OT: and a happy b-day to Shawnee Smith, too!... she's purdy.

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babybunny's picture

Tommy has a lot of inner ghey peeking out there....hmmm...no wonder he is the king of the Beard wives....I think the only one that was not riddled with dark secrets was the marriage with Mimi but Mimi wasn't hot enough or sexy enough to be with the likes of the up and coming Tommy....but she led him into that creepy vortex of ick called $ciento...and Katie will singlehandedly bring that psycho empire down....go Katie!!!

suckandfuck's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAPA SMURF PLS PLSSSSSSSSSSS SEND ME NUDES PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

WithinReason...'s picture

LOL Sucky, I always think of Jason Giambi when I see your avie! hahah

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB to Patrick♥ yum, and Thomas♥ yum yum, and all the other birthday sluts today! ;p

Happy Birthday ILovePapaSmurf, hope you have a great one with lots of cake and ice cream!

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Foxxy Brown's picture

HB to everyone on the list except Gloria Allred and that sawed-off psycho asshole right there

ETA: i SWEAR i SWEAR i did not see GG's comment before i wrote "sawed off asshole". too too funny!!

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Gardening Girl's picture

HB ILovePapaSmurf! At least you're not a sawed off ahole like TC!

Gardening Girl's picture

:D

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I've made a note of it, GG ;o)

precociousmagpie's picture

I've always thought TC's portrayal of the jerk brother in "Rain Man" came closest to the real person (if he exists at all, under the layers of Co$ horseshit); just an ordinary asshat, conniving and crass and jealous of people with real gifts.

I've thought he was creepy from the moment I saw him in "Risky Business", which predates his joining $cientology, so my guess is Tom Cruise was born that way and the cult was the logical destination for someone like him.

Hey, yeah, happy 50th, you slimy weasel midgit turd.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 1:17pm.

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gardening Girl's picture

*whispers to Lucifer_Sam* 7/11 - just like the convenience store.

Sayonara's picture

Divorce papers as a birthday gift is the new black.

Happy Birthday to all!

(973) Jersey Strong

innuendo's picture

mmmmm hb thomas gibson

Kizzy's picture

I see this pic and think 1)Holy shit!! 2)Pearl Jam's Even Flow "Girlfriend, he can't help when he's happy he looks insane, GRRRRR"
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"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I hate that I have to share a birthday with Tommy Girl. Ugh.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Datura's picture

I had a friend in high school who looked spookily like young Tommygirl here. My friend didn't have that ticking timebomb gleam in his eye though.

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:55am.
Lucy: my brother in law is a Cancer and they are sensitive. Like I want to kick him in the balls sensitive. But I also like my mens manly :). Like, don't share your feelings manly :).

I agree, haha.
*Some* feelings I can handle, but I prefer emotionally sturdy men.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:03pm.
I dated some Cancer men and that tendency to get "hurt" was annoying!

Yes! I hate that so much. Mine would say things like, "Well since I'm NOT WANTED, then I'll just go." ...and then he would sulk for a week.

When's your birthday GG?

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Submitted by Klutzy McFucktard on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:14pm.

serious hatred for Tommygirl. Happy Fuckin Birthday Douchebag!

(how did Tom choose "cruise" as his working name?)
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Cruise is his middle name. Don't know where it came from.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:14pm.
You need a Sagittarius... :)

YES I DO ♥

I always get along very well with Fire Sign males. Love love them! Air(head) + Fire = big flames.

kate773's picture

From the article that Hekki posted:

"So Tom Cruise came to Jimmy Kimmel’s house to watch football when you were there. He brought cupcakes and his mom. Did anything about him seem like a normal guy?

He comes across as a guy who’s battling to be normal, like he’s from another planet, and he’s studying guys and saying, “What would a guy do in this situation?” Then he mimics the behavior of an American male in front of other American males. I don’t think he’s a bad guy, but he comes across as uncomfortable in his own skin."

This is EXACTLY how I've always thought of TC. He just always comes off as trying way too hard, in everything. That's why he's so intense all the time. I just could never articulate it as well as Adam.