Afternoon Crumbs

Chris Martin actually kissed GOOP in public, but I'm guessing he only did that because he just ate a Big Mac and smeared Pepsi all over his lips beforehand - Lainey Gossip

The Lesbeaver threw a melodramatic diva tantrum, and I don't like that those pants make him look like he's got two torsos - The Superficial

Crazy bitch is a crazy bitch - Towleroad

JLo and a tiny umbrella. The end. - Cityrag

The Lesbeaver is sharpening his rattle into a shank as I type this - Hollywood Tuna

The tiny pink bows over Micaela Schäfer's nipples really are a nice, delicate touch - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Channing Tatum would make a really good video ho - The Berry

What in the hell kind of GD action star is Jeremy Renner? Dude should've chased his cat-napper by foot as long as he could, carjacked a motorist, chased that ho down, drove up next to his stalker's car, jumped out of his window into the other car, grabbed Milo and opened the door before tumbling out. That's how it's done. - Celebitchy

The chick from Stepmom might be in Catching Fire - Just Jared

More like Jack Reacharound - ICYDK

Ashley Greene looks like she's holding in a fart on Cosmo - Popoholic

"Willie, it's Tommy, please meet me in L.A., because I need to cry into your loving biceps tonight." - I'm Not Obsessed

That's funny, because I think Gloria Steinem once said that autographing tits with a Sharpie was really empowering too - Hollywood Rag

Chestica goes to the gym and looks uncomfortable as shit while doing so - Popsugar

You know what they say, once you go ginge... - Celebslam