Afternoon Crumbs

I've got a pussy Renner can play with. ; P

Crude, I know.

Tommy Boy as Jack Reacher? GD Hollywood pisses me off. Reacher is supposed to be 6'6 and close to 300 lbs. It's like if Lilo was cast as Liz Taylor. wait....

Goopy and Chris' public display is so contrived. I give them a month. tops.

Submitted by PinkyGirl on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:40pm.

What the hell is with the asshole usher glaring his flashlight at the people with their cell phones out?
Give me a break, she a professional "line memorizer", not the President.

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EXACTLY! I saw that and was like what a fucking douche move, but we ARE talking about GOOP here...I'd have been so pissed, she's in a public place....pretentious cunt....

As much as I dislike Jessica Simpson, I feel sorry for her , right now. Just had a baby after gaining a lot of weight during her pregnancy and feels like she has to be back to her pre-pre pregnancy weight. That has got to be very difficult. And another thing, her back much ache like a bitch from the weight of those huge breasts!!

what's up with Chestica's doctor allowing her to spread out like that. that shit is very dangerous and can have implications on your health later on (like gestational diabetes). my doctors care about me to be on my ass about watching my sugar and carb intake...why don't her doctors care about her? just so she could lose a shit ton of weight via WW and make $4M (even though she's worth hundreds of millions)?

anyway sometimes you gain even though you're breastfeeding because you haven't given up the pregnancy eating habits. not exactly farfetched to believe she's still stuffing her face with Mexican food...

Since we're still being sad about Andy Griffith, I found this little nugget that I never knew (for those old enough to appreciate):

his character, Sheriff Taylor and the show were a spinoff from the old Danny Thomas sitcom. Danny was driving through Mayberry in an episode and he got a ticket for not stopping at a stop sign even though there was no road there. Sheriff Taylor’s explanation for giving him the ticket was, “We had the money for the sign. But we didn’t have enough money for the road.” Rather than pay the fine, Danny spent the night in jail. The network loved Andy’s character so much they gave him a shot. They used the same set of the sheriff’s office when they started shooting The Andy Griffith Show”.

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I thought I heard a rumor that Joanna was gonna be played by Kat Dennings. But I guess Jenna could pull it off

Submitted by lislop on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:04pm.

The way he sprinted over to Goopy I thought he was going to give her more than a peck.

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My thoughts exactly. What was that? Maybe cause he was all sweaty,but couldn't he wipe his face first, and then really lay into her? She's probably one of those people that doesn't like to have affection in public, or see it as public display of affection. Whatev, they're both gross anyway.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:27pm.

I've decided that I love Jeremy Renner...too bad about his pussy though....
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"There was the man, and he had Milo in his hands. “He had my cat tucked like a football, under his arm,” Renner says, sitting in his Porsche all these years later. Renner was stunned, frozen in a kind of low-level shock. The man bolted into the street. Renner gave chase, but before he could catch him, the man jumped into a car and squealed away. The man was gone, and so was Milo. Renner never saw either of them ever again."

What in the name of fuckery? Now if I ever get famous I have to get cat bodyguards.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

What the hell is with the asshole usher glaring his flashlight at the people with their cell phones out?
Give me a break, she a professional "line memorizer", not the President.

Jessica looks miserable and hungry.

I've decided that I love Jeremy Renner...too bad about his pussy though....

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LMFAO at Jeremy Renners story. What a FREAK! (his stalker). Poor Milo :(

Barf Ralpheli is a social climbing gold digger. And she's ugly. There, I said something nice.

Jessica better not start with the lipo and the tummy tucks. Maybe next time she'll be more careful about not eating excessively.

Poor Jeremy! :( He can haz my kitty if he wants. ;P

www.poopreport.com :)

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Chris Martin was a shitty choice for genetics. She must've been fooled by the British accent. Her kids have his...British-y features.

The way he sprinted over to Goopy I thought he was going to give her more than a peck.

He makes such a big deal over kissing Gwyn. LOL the way he runs up through the crowd for a quick peck! AHAHHAHA You'd think he was a major heartthrob or something, lmao ☺

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

Justin Bieber isn't a DIVA, he's a moron.

What was the first interview? Something like "Do you speak German?"
"-German? What's that? We don't have that in Canada."

Then last week with David Letterman on his new tattoos:

Dave: "You're not going to get more, like the Sistine Chapel on your chest, are you?"
Justin: "The Sixteen what?"
Dave: "Ah, Canadian schools."

I note he didn't walk out on Dave, and the audience laughter.

Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:45pm.
Damn Jessica is big I think she's going to make a couple of appearances at the gym for the paps and go get a full body tuck and lipo.....then go get that ww check!!
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The lipo machine that's sucks the fat out of Jessica better have a 427 hemi in it or it's going to stall out mid thigh!

Submitted by Cowjam on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:40pm.
I hate Goopy as much as the next person, and I think Coldplay sucks (but Chris is cute). However, that was sweet and romantic, considering how long they have been married. No shade here.
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Plus, it looked genuine.

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Silly rabbit.

Damn Jessica is big I think she's going to make a couple of appearances at the gym for the paps and go get a full body tuck and lipo.....then go get that ww check!!

Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:29pm.
Once you go ginge, you have a tingle in your minge?
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I got singed by a ginge on a drinking binge!

I can't hate on that kinda cute romantic gesture even though I despise Chris Martin more than his pretentious wife.

I hate Goopy as much as the next person, and I think Coldplay sucks (but Chris is cute). However, that was sweet and romantic, considering how long they have been married. No shade here.

Glad you didn't mention that crazy bitch by name MK!

Clap it boys! At least Tatum & McConaRex went along with the joke! hahaha That interviewer chick though, just no!

Jack Reacharound, LMAO!

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Gwenny drop that squid jigger and give me a call!

Chesticas scalp looks like a strip of bacon.

Once you go ginge, you have a tingle in your minge?

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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012

Poor Chestica.

Back in her Dukes of Hazzard days she had a perfect body. Smokin' hot.

But unless it comes naturally, genetically, it's hard to maintain that. At least she has evidence she was once that hot. She's still pretty, IMO.

yoboo -- I don't think Gwneth is as upper class as she pretends to be. She's only half WASP and her class comes from money, and as we all know, money doesn't buy class. She probably has poor posture because she's so tall and is used to dialing it down around much shorter co-stars.

Ah Chestica. Got DAYUM.

Gwyneth looks super skinny in that video and she really has very terrible posture. I thought the elite upper class are supposed to have perfect posture at all times?

Gotta say, I like Jena Malone as a potential for Johanna Mason. She has a smart-alecky look to her, and Johanna was definitely a smart-ass. Well, no, she was a bitch.

Salty, I think Eliza Dushku would be great too, if she was younger. I LOVED her as Faith on BTVS.

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Time cast a spell on you but
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LMAO, Kizzy!

Cats are awesome.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:08pm.

That doesn't matter now. Jeremy will be fine. What's important here is Jeremy's pussy.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 07/03/2012
tyvm, hard to look at it and not laugh. kiss dese purrty pink jellybeans!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

saltydog88 -- the real butterface for Sports Illustrated is that Kate Upton cow. Will she ever go away? Yuck.

That outfit Lesbeaver is wearing makes me despise him even more. I am praying for the day when he's one of those "whatever happened to . . .?"

I feel like Jeremy Renner left out the part of the story where prior to getting his role in Dhamer her blew the guy for cash a few times. You know dude is a homo and you know he is in't weird shit, I just feel like he had some prior relationship with the guy but is leaving the detail out to make it 'crazy story'

Kizzy, omfg that pic is making me lol.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

Jeremy, dude. You betta go get yo' pussy back. That's yo' pussy, and some very strange stalkerman has his hands on yo' pussy. There ain't no tellin' what that man is doin' to yo' pussy. At the very least, he's strokin' yo' pussy while they both wish it was you. That's sad, man. Go get yo' pussy back. Holla if you need me. For reals.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

I've always thought Bar to be a bit of a butter-face, at least by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model standards but wow, what is she thinking?

Also, I have concerns about Jenna Malone as Johanna Mason....I was hoping for somebody like Rosario Dawson or Eliza Dushku

Poor Milo Renner. I too hope he had a good life and didn't end up in the freezer :(

And that chick looks like I pictured Johanna in Catching Fire. So sure, why not?

Did anyone see Magic Mike? No, me either!

(973) Jersey Strong

That is a fucked up story about Jeremy Renner's cat. I gladly volunteer to be his new pussy.

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 5:46pm.

Christ. How is that even possible. It's strangely hypnotic too.

Holy shit, Jessica!! Somebody stop her before she eats her own young!!

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

I wanna slap that stupid flashlight off his paw