Afternoon Crumbs
Chris Martin actually kissed GOOP in public, but I'm guessing he only did that because he just ate a Big Mac and smeared Pepsi all over his lips beforehand - Lainey Gossip
The Lesbeaver threw a melodramatic diva tantrum, and I don't like that those pants make him look like he's got two torsos - The Superficial
Crazy bitch is a crazy bitch - Towleroad
JLo and a tiny umbrella. The end. - Cityrag
The Lesbeaver is sharpening his rattle into a shank as I type this - Hollywood Tuna
The tiny pink bows over Micaela Schäfer's nipples really are a nice, delicate touch - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Channing Tatum would make a really good video ho - The Berry
What in the hell kind of GD action star is Jeremy Renner? Dude should've chased his cat-napper by foot as long as he could, carjacked a motorist, chased that ho down, drove up next to his stalker's car, jumped out of his window into the other car, grabbed Milo and opened the door before tumbling out. That's how it's done. - Celebitchy
The chick from Stepmom might be in Catching Fire - Just Jared
More like Jack Reacharound - ICYDK
Ashley Greene looks like she's holding in a fart on Cosmo - Popoholic
"Willie, it's Tommy, please meet me in L.A., because I need to cry into your loving biceps tonight." - I'm Not Obsessed
That's funny, because I think Gloria Steinem once said that autographing tits with a Sharpie was really empowering too - Hollywood Rag
Chestica goes to the gym and looks uncomfortable as shit while doing so - Popsugar
You know what they say, once you go ginge... - Celebslam
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Goddamn it. . . just saw Coldplay on SNL the other day. I already love their music (that song "Paradise" is TOTALLY my "Desperado" cuz you absolutely have to STFU when it comes on and if you even try to say anything during I will give yo ass the evil eye and maybe unlock your door and try to push you out) but seeing Chris Martin live--it's like I never realized the guy was such a FOX. I always knew he was cute but its like I never really looked close I guess. And I really dug his crazy ass dancing during the second song they performed. So I have a schoolgirl crush now, cuz I think he is so totally cool.
And of course I, like most decent, sensible people, have nothing but disdain for Goopy's try-so-hard-to-be-down-that-I-namedrop-Beyonce-and-Jay-Z-at-every-opportunity-even-though-they-never-seem-to-mention-their-friendship-with-me-in-public ass.
Why Chris, WHY!!!!!!!!
(Well, fine I suppose, but if you MUST, at least do the world a favor and clue your wife in to the FACT that no one likes or appreciates her weak, corny ass singing.)
Someone mentioned in the comments on that page that the "sex with his mom" joke is something HE has brought up before. So to sum it up: he's just an assholish twatwaffle who needs a kick to the head.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 2:00am.
Yep, that's Rhoda Penmark. One of my all time favorite campy movies : )
Also, Beiber has a serious mental deficiency. I'm not surprised by anything that comes out of his stupid mouth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jy-zSW9wfs
I liked that GOOP hired an asshole to stand there and shine flashlights into fans's cameras so they couldn't snap a photo. Because that was totally not planned in advance and she's totally not feigning surprise.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 12:49pm.
You know, I used to say I would do Shaun White - he's got a great body and great hair.
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He always look like a red-headed chimp to me.
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Well we'll just have to agree to disagree. There was a time when I would have licked that ginge treasure trail all the way down...
But that's over.
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BWAHAHAH! Well, at least you never crushed on NKOTB. Did you?
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 12:51pm.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 12:49pm.
You know, I used to say I would do Shaun White - he's got a great body and great hair.
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He always look like a red-headed chimp to me.
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Well we'll just have to agree to disagree. There was a time when I would have licked that ginge treasure trail all the way down...
But that's over.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:35pm.
STFU and get laid, Victoria Jackson. *looks at her* Okay, just STFU then.
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*giggles*
Who knew when watching SNL way back when that Victoria Jackson would become a crazy old lady one day?
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 12:49pm.
You know, I used to say I would do Shaun White - he's got a great body and great hair.
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He always look like a red-headed chimp to me.
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You know, I used to say I would do Shaun White - he's got a great body and great hair.
But.
The hair pulled back here, that shirt from LaCoste's Summer 2012 WTF collection, skinny jeans and Leonardo DiCaprio's sloppy seconds?
NO. That's just too much douche all in one place.
Happy Fourf, Horz!
Michaela Schaffer has some severe sexual abuse in her past. I would bet every penny I have on it. Paz de la Huerta also and of course Courtney Stodden.
Being comfortable in your body is one thing, but this is pathological.
Poor Milo. What a freakyfuck to steal Renner's kitteh like that…
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
i'm scared he did that cause she's pregnant.
fuuuuuudge.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Now to my knowledge I have not listened to even one minute of the lesbeaver's music, but I will say the headline is intentionally misleading.
Lesbeaver did not hang up because they said he sounded like whoever, he hung up after an embarrassing exchange where the interviewer brought up the subject of someone having sex with lesbeaver's mom. Now that's not diva stuff, its disengaging with clownish morning show types.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:23pm.
I think sexual napalm smells like musty taint...like after a guy hasnt showered in 2/3 days then goes out to play basketball real hard then comes over to your place for 69.
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Ooh, that's gross and spot on!!
Re: Goop and Overplayed....they are truly THE strangest couple. How could two poser narcissistic tools get it on??
I think Gwyneth's posture is down to her rickety bones. Dowager's hump in training.
And, if she hadn't looked so embarrassed and OMGish, I'd assume he did that quite often. As it is though ...
MaryJane: Is that, hahaha, The Bad Seed you've got as your avatar? I LOVE that movie. I cackle wickedly every time I see that little girl get hit by lightning.
Submitted by Lope on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 1:38am.
Ha, great minds think alike!
Submitted by harperharper on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 10:03pm.
As others have asked....,.What in the he ___ll was that with the flashlight?
I think the security guy was telling people he was shining a light on not to take a pic of Goopy. IDK, just a guess.
The only thing that held my attention was the professional goon she had shining flashlights at people and shaking his finger in distress the they would dare have cameras out. What the fuck is with that? You don't want cameras around you? Don't be famous.
Good for Chestica. I know how it is to hit the gym after a recovery from a medical event. I know her issue was birth, but it cannot be easy. I had two foot surgeries and they took forever to heal - just took awhile to get back in the game!
Victoria Jackson has lost her damned mind.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 10:56pm.
Chestica has a fucking fragrance? Does it smell like bacon lard and diarrhea farts, because that's what I imagine she smells like. Poor Maxi Pad.
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Lol!
Submitted by joanne: "Why was goopy sitting with the common folk? She probably left after the performance, that quick peck didn't seem like it was worth the effort."
I was wondering that, too.
But then again, if she's in a luxury box, no one would SEE her.
Honestly, having had both experiences, it's more fun to be in the crowd if you want to dance and sing along and get caught up in the mob frenzy.
I think sexual napalm smells like musty taint...like after a guy hasnt showered in 2/3 days then goes out to play basketball real hard then comes over to your place for 69.
J Lo's umbrella is actually normal sized. It's just that her head (ego) is so fucking big it looks small.
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Cause I don't appreciate, people who don't appreciate
All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down, I don't even like you anymore at all
"Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:29pm
if you cover the gut, i'll be happy to punch the throat and nuts for you"
Have they even dropped yet??
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:00pm.
it smells like Chicken of the Sea and sexual napalm
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HAHAHAHA!!! YES! I imagine sexual napalm has a top note of bedussy.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:29pm
if you cover the gut, i'll be happy to punch the throat and nuts for you
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 10:56pm.
it smells like Chicken of the Sea and sexual napalm
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Chestica has a fucking fragrance? Does it smell like bacon lard and diarrhea farts, because that's what I imagine she smells like. Poor Maxi Pad.
Can't stand that useless ho.
Chestica looks embarrassed because she has gained weight since having delivered the Maxi Pad.
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Cause I don't appreciate, people who don't appreciate
All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down, I don't even like you anymore at all
Evil....he said he would play with my pussy first. :P
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I imagine Victoria Jackson may actually post on Dlisted as the now-gone JulesinSTD or the new one with the goat avie. Certifiable with a capital CRAZY.
Why was goopy sitting with the common folk? She probably left after the performance, that quick peck didn't seem like it was worth the effort.
h_o_e_n... I totally agree with you.
His lame kiss, her silly reaction, and audiences losing their minds over the stupidest things.
As others have asked....,.What in the he ___ll was that with the flashlight?
Barf. I've seen Goopy do this faux-bashful crap in the past. It's called "acting". What is there to be all "p'shaw, omigosh" about? He's her HUSBAND, not Bruce Springsteen plucking Courtney Cox from the audience in a cheesy video (which, btw, was more convincing than this display).
I caught her playing this bit on that acting show with what's-his-name (Will Ferrell used to do a parody of it on SNL), and the audience asked her to tell them something "embarrassing" about herself and she fake-giggled and fake-covered her face and claimed she loved singing along to some record or other and OH IT'S SO EMBARRASSING TO TELL THIS STORY ON TELEVISION NOW I WILL SEEM HUMAN LIKE YOU LOWER BEINGS AND MOVIE SALES WITH SKYROCKET ACCORDING TO MY AGENT!!!!1
Fuck you.
I think Ashley Greene will be next Mrs. Tom cruise LOL
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The chick from Stepmom might be in Catching Fire - Just Jared
Don't know/care what a catching fire is but holy hell that is a huge fucking chin.
These people all suck. I miss John Kennedy Jr.
/holiday eve thought
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Sweetas, you used the bitch's name, double dang it! I don't even wish her that! lol
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Jessica looks VERY embarrassed and uncomfortable with her body. My sis-in-law breastfed and still lost weight while doing so by following the Weight Watchers program. She didn't even exercise. Once she DID start exercising, she lost even more. If Jessica keeps breastfeeding and follows the plan (there's the catch) then she should be fine.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
How hilarious, Chris Martin's totally perfunctory barely-a-kiss and Gwyneth's omg-i'm-overcome reaction
And damn, audiences sure have been trained to go apeshit over nothing .. I blame Oprah and Ellen .. esp Oprah
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
STFU and get laid, Victoria Jackson. *looks at her* Okay, just STFU then.
Seriously Jessica Simpson looks like she stinks to high heaven ....and that rafaeli chick must be pretty desperate
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Justin Bieber needs a punch to the gunt.
I'll gladly volunteer!
Actually, I'll throw in "crazy bitch who has her own tv show for some reason", too. "What is homosexuality"?
Two for one special.
If CT clapped his casabas like that in "MM", then maybe I'd reconsider seeing it. I like that guy more and more each day.
Victoria Jackson should realize that doing a horrible Latoya Jackson impression in front of Spike Lee in 1991 does not constitute a "career". Go rest somewhere sweetheart and reminisce over your old VHS tapes in the privacy of your own basement.
At the very least, Jessica could comb her hair. Then she wouldn't look quite so People of WalMart.