Night Crumbs

July 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Robert Smith or Rosie O’Donnell caught in a tornado? And yes, I’d STILL hit it. – SOW

Sort of picture proof that Mila Kunis is cleansing her coochie with Ashton Kutcher’s douche dick – Lainey Gossip

Blake Lively’s 4-year-old nephew was really laughing at her naked body because he had already seen that shit on the Internet – The Superficial

The Pet Shop Boys have a new song and I’d like it a lot more if its video was nothing but Anderson Cooper sprinting out of the glass closet over and over again – Towleroad

If you’re on Manhunt and come across a trick with the username ButtFucking4Xenu, you now know why – Manhunt

Miranda Kerr fights the hotness by bleaching her mop – Hollywood Tuna

Derek Hough butches it up with his hags – Drunken Stepfather

DKNY goes for the wet cardboard demographic by using Ashley Greene in their ads – The Berry

Gucci goes for the boiled cauliflower demographic by using Blake NotSoLively in the ad for their new perfume – ICYDK

Kelsey Grammer’s fourth wife has got the “barefoot, pregnant hillbilly slaving over a hot stove” look down – Celebitchy

Ireland Baldwin looks thrilled to be basking in the glow of newlywed love – Just Jared

BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence pulls her own luggage – Popoholic

Mimi and all the other tricks and tramps from last night’s BET Awards – Popsugar

Alec Baldwin quit Twitter again – I’m Not Obsessed

Dear dog, please take one of those Buds. You’re going to need a drink before you look at yourself in the mirror. – Cityrag

Herp Inn Express coming to a town near you – Hollywood Rag

Yes, Patti Stanger is still an asshole – Videogum

One of the Facebook founders married a real-life Ken doll – OMG Blog

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