Meet The Other Pitt
Now Brad Pitt isn't the only Pitt with a foreign endorsement deal. Virgin Mobile Australia hired Brad's brother Doug Pitt to star in a new campaign that will give him a taste of his brother's lifestyle. Um. Doug gets a taste of Brad's lifestyle every year when he's flown on a private jet to Brangelina's French chateau to eat Chicken McNuggets with the child army in the private McDonald's Angie had built in the basement. But seriously, I don't know if Doug is turning up the dork all the way for show, but damn he's like equal parts Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, Brad in Burn Before Reading and every white suburban dad I've ever met. What I'm saying is that he's my new favorite Pitt.
But still, am I really supposed to feel sorry for Doug? Doug has better fashion sense than Brad and if that's really his house, then he's living it up in a McMansion in a fancy ass neighborhood. Doug's chonies probably smell like the potpourri sash his wife leaves in his underwear drawer and that is called LIVING THE DREAM. Doug is doing better than fine. Come on, Virgin Mobile Australia, where's the "Meet Solange Knowles" campaign?
via AdWeek
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Oh God, I fancy Doug way more than Brad. Especially when he got the birdbox out.
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Note to Self: Kill all my relatives before I become famous so that they can't leach off of my celebritiness.
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He had me at "I designed this bird house."
Totally awesome ad campaign.
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No wonder Angie can't stand Brad's family and has only been seen in Missouri twice in the past 7 years. The fam is totally normal which, as we all know, is totally beneath her. I remember that interview she did in the beginning where she basically suggested they had never seen a minority until she introduced them to Maddox. I bet she's a real treat at family dinners. i wonder if she just sits in the corner reading The Economist like she did that time Brad brought her to some party in L.A. Great photos of her ignoring everyone while they are all socializing. Who brings The Economist to a fucking party anyway? Other than a snotty little bitch who thinks no one is as international and worldy as she is? God bless Brad's bro for being normal. Brad used to be that way back in the day before he became a pompous asshole who wears one piece jumpers and sports sunglasses during interviews while he's busy going off on how many lives he saved. I bet Doug has more grace, humility and general awesomeness in his left thumb than those two will ever have.
@ Twatty
I'll check it out, thanks!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 6:48pm.
Within -- and though I may live the suburban lifestyle in the middle of affluent suburban hell,
You could always save some of that affluent suburban hell money and move to inner city LA.
I'm sure it would be so much more exciting there.
Lucifer_Sam -- personally, I love horror movies, but "American Beauty" is one of my favorite movies. I highly recommend it despite knowing the ending. It's so beautifully acted and Kevin Spacey is so fucking amazing in it.
My favorite Pitt brother... Arm.
I've never seen American Beauty, but I know the spoiler at the end. I didn't care for the Usual Suspects for that reason. Is AB worth watching if my favourite movies are Alien, Lord of the Rings, and Predator
@miz cynical, don't forget Ashlee Simpson, who carved up her face in an attempt to look Barbie doll pretty like Jessica and ended up with a 4-foot-long chin.
I can't get this video to work since my computer sucks but maybe it's better that way, because this whole video sounds sad as fuck.
Is he the younger brother, I hope?
Within -- and though I may live the suburban lifestyle in the middle of affluent suburban hell, I will NEVER have a poorly-decorated, aquatic-themed bathroom -- NEVER, I say! Even when I get the chance to get into the city I'm still bombarded there by suburbanites. They're like zombies -- they're taking over!!!
I'd hit it. He looks like the type who likes his wife to fuck him with a strap on and he has nice legs.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 6:02pm.
Ok, I watched it, and oh dear god, this is my life in SoCal suburbia hell...
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Mefunigirl, you must be in my neighborhood!
*throws myself on the ground kissing floor*
Thank God someone else feels the same way as I do. It's so fucking boring in my SoCal suburb and I can't relate to anyone here. Let's do a getaway Thelma and Louise style ;)
Btw, I am also an Asian/Latina hybrid trapped in Barbie Land.
Twatty, American Beauty was brilliant. One of Annette's best... and she's had plenty. But your description of the suburban lifestyle was good too! hehhehe Or something from Unfaithful, Derailed or Closer.
OnT: It's kind of funny that they thought to approach Brad's bro first, and that he went along with it!
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Within -- "American Beauty" was sheer perfection; I don't know what I could have added to it. In fact, I remind myself of the Annette Bening character when I'm driving down the road, belting out a Bobby Darin song like she did in the movie.
Hey ((Twatty))!!! I wonder what you would have added to the script of American Beauty! LOLOLOL
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he seems like he has some Baldwin genes too
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Within -- hey, baby! I guess, but I'm sure there's some days when Brad feels like taking the gas pipe due to the viper & brood, LOL!
This could have been funny if it was tightened up a lot, it's way too long and forced.
I didn't know the Pitts were Mormons--or first cousins with the Duggars. This is a funny idea but that is NOT his house. It's a house the production company found and decorated.
submitted by waterbucket on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 5:54pm.
He seems to do well, comfortable home, nice car, peaceful community. He can play with his dog in the park in peace, can go get a burger without someone stalking him, etc.
... is not trapped with a crazy, desperate skeletal witch etc etc
I am in LUST!!!
Actually, this is pretty funny. Ya, it'd hilarious if it featured a trained actor but it's still pretty good. It'd be interesting if they featured all the lesser known sibs of the celebs! LOL
LMAO, Twatty, you make it seem even more tragic than it really is!!!!!! ;D
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Doug is better looking than his brother. I'd give him some (none for Brad).
The topsiders have to go though.
I bet Brad Pitt is sitting in front of a ten foot 3d projection screen doing bong hits laughing his balls off as he plays this over and over on a continuous loop.
waterbucket -- oh, totally. Without the blood-shedding viper attached to your ass and your screaming brood knocking down your door in the middle of the night? Totally. Yeah, he doesn't have all the money & fame, but I'm sure his conscience is way clearer.
Ok, I watched it, and oh dear god, this is my life in SoCal suburbia hell, except that you'd have all the milfs driving by in their mercedes waving at this dude, or slowing down to ask if we're going to be at the school function/neighborhood gathering/church carnival.
Oh and to whoever said this looks like a set because there are no cars, there never are...they come and go into the 3, 4 car garages.
The ENTIRE block is manicured by the gardening company once a week.
of course, in my house since we're latinos we'd have me cooking in that kitchen, and hubby out at the grill with plenty of family enjoying the meals...while I'm on the phone with the PTA pres.
I wanted to be a graphic designer living in a converted warehouse in NYC or LA.
This kind of life is for reals folks.
Welcome to my hell.
once the kids are gone, I'm having a MAJOR mid-life crisis.
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Am I the only one who thinks that his life is better than that of Brad Pitt? He seems to do well, comfortable home, nice car, peaceful community. He can play with his dog in the park in peace, can go get a burger without someone stalking him, etc.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
@ miz & funigirl
Giselle Bundchen has a twin sister who isn't known for being attractive; but then again she probably just looks like the pre-nosejob Giselle.
He seems to be a better actor than his brother but surely if you were a multi millionaire like Brad, you would have shared enough wealth so that your family wern't doing ads.
Doug is still waiting for his $500 dollar check in the mail from Virgin Mobile. Poor thing.
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Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 5:31pm
yeah, like Jlo's sister, ScarJo's brother
why was this video made? why am I watching it?
Is it important? ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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That isn't his real home that is a movie set, notice how there are no cars around and everything is immaculate.
DOUG IS AMAZING. Nature versus Nurture need no further discussion.
this truly calls for a comment by James Haven
#fingerscrossed
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swarm-of-locusts -- that's the perfect way to put it. If you want to show a group of people what exactly middle class white people are like, I'd show them this commercial. Pretty much sums it up, except they should throw in a woman dressed up in some Chico's garb, too.
In one scene he's wearing men's suburban ugly sandals.
I swear this is some kind of new "synergistic meme" cause Comcast (barf) is running a video series on the topic of siblings of stars.....time for Dlisters to embrace the 4th illiterate cousin twice removed for HSOTD. Doug Pitt....well, he sure is white bread, I'll say that.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Awww, he's adorable. Cute, tongue-in-cheek commercial.
The middle-class, suburban whiteness of it all...blinding.
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ummm, is there an actual POINT to this? he looks like Brad when he's on the bike...
Doug is way cooler than Brad.
Um, one gene off?
The Quaids?
The Dillon brothers?
The Bridges?
I mean, there are so many examples.
What is this shit and should I watch it
I wonder if Angie fucked him too?
I've always felt sorry for the less attractive sibling of a celeb. Like, when you can tell that one sibling has the perfect set of genes and then with the other sibling, its slightly off? Right now, the only example that comes to mind is Tom Cruise's sister.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 5:25pm.
And Whams, NEVER buy blu topsiders -- those are not cool!
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Twatty funny you should say that, I was actually going to goof on his choice of footwear, those stood out right way, I mean they really complete the whole squidball look he's got going on here. LOL!!
ha ha, the pride of the pitt clan.
i get a "med school drop out turned pharmaceutical rep" outta this douche.
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Whamo -- I would imagine Doug's wife visit the Chico's outlet on a regular basis. Probably thinks she's fashionable but isn't. And Whams, NEVER buy blu topsiders -- those are not cool!
"let me take you on a "too-were"... far as I got.
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