Meet The Other Pitt

July 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Now Brad Pitt isn’t the only Pitt with a foreign endorsement deal. Virgin Mobile Australia hired Brad’s brother Doug Pitt to star in a new campaign that will give him a taste of his brother’s lifestyle. Um. Doug gets a taste of Brad’s lifestyle every year when he’s flown on a private jet to Brangelina’s French chateau to eat Chicken McNuggets with the child army in the private McDonald’s Angie had built in the basement. But seriously, I don’t know if Doug is turning up the dork all the way for show, but damn he’s like equal parts Kevin Spacey in American Beauty, Brad in Burn Before Reading and every white suburban dad I’ve ever met. What I’m saying is that he’s my new favorite Pitt.

But still, am I really supposed to feel sorry for Doug?  Doug has better fashion sense than Brad and if that’s really his house, then he’s living it up in a McMansion in a fancy ass neighborhood. Doug’s chonies probably smell like the potpourri sash his wife leaves in his underwear drawer and that is called LIVING THE DREAM. Doug is doing better than fine. Come on, Virgin Mobile Australia, where’s the “Meet Solange Knowles” campaign?

via AdWeek

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