This Is News: Katie Holmes Took Her Wedding Ring Off
Somebody Photoshop a blunt in Katie Holmes' hand, because she looks like she just baked her last Thetan off. Or maybe she's just relieved that she can let out a fart without a Scientology handler running off to tell her master what it smelled like. Freedom really is farting whenever you want to.
Anyway, Katie Holmes was out in NYC today after guest judging an episode of Project Runway: All-Stars 2, and her marriage finger was free of the shackle that was her wedding ring. You know that shit wasn't a wedding ring. It was a straight-up GPS tracking system. So I hope she pawned that shit and used the money to buy some new shoes. Seriously, she needs a new pair of shoes, because those ones she had on today were as ugly as three kinds of hell. They look like Chester the Cheetah's used cum rags. And that dress. I'm sure she made it out of her old Scientology prison jumpsuit. Bitch, you've freed yourself of Tommy Girl, now free yourself of bad taste.
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As for the rest, none of it's surprising but I am pleased she's finally had her fill and running with Little Miss Spoilt. Maybe there's hope for her still? One can only hope.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Burning out on "The Divorce 2012", but KATIE I HOPE YOU DAMN PAWNED THAT SHIT. What'd you get for it?? TELL US, SPILL IT
TEAM KATIE AND THE HOLMES' FAM. KIDMAN, COME OUT OF THE WOODWORKS AND RIP INTO THIS MESS. WE GOT YOUR BACK TOO.
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In the Holmes/Cruise divorce proceedings, here's a nice link that explains some of the issues:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/07/tom-cruise-stands-to-gain-...
The blinds are lengthy, but I don't mind, because I relish hearing them retold :D (But maybe a link is in order?)
Sleeping with Becks! Million-dollar contracts! Keeping the young wife and child from the in-laws! PLAYING HIDE THE SALAMI WITH BECKS, Y'ALL!!!
¡Escandalo!
Scott in NYC: Her apartment is in the Chelsea Mercantile building.
LMFAO @ Chester the Cheetah's used cum rags
I needed that laugh today, thanks : )
Team KATIE!
Very cute shoes and it looks like her soul and spirit just may be returning to her body. Anyone know if her new apartment is in Chelsea or the W. Village? I think Katie needs a new gay best friend :-).
I think bedding TommyGirl would be a HUGE disappointment, he seems tiny in all departments. Maybe if he was hung like Mr. Ed one could look the other way...I kid, I kid, seriously though, I knew Katie would turn into Katiebot for the sake of the money, prestige and exposure, but even that took a toll after a while, every good beard must be shaved after a while...it itches too much!!! I think I would be a good beard as long as the beard I was covering for was not in a cult...any takers??? I am easy but not cheap!! ; )
As to why Tom didn't marry from inside the church... He wanted a young never been married, NAIVE, starry eyed already in the business-- actress. When celebs marry other celebs it's considered "wedding of the decade" crap. When they don't, we'll, it doesn't "sell". Katie was swept away by the fame money and power of being mrs cruise. What girl wouldn't? And he wanted to be worsipped. But naive starry eyed girls eventually grow up and say" hell to the fuck no".
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:06pm.
Mirooshka:
Welcome to commenting on the D!
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Thanks!
Let’s hope she will manage to escape the mob. Monaco’s princess Charlene- that I’m sure deep inside isn’t quite so serene - should take notes.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 2:06pm.
i think you may have something here! wasn't part of the split w/Skeletor bec she wants the kids raised in Co$ and he doesn't? anyone know what their legal custody situation is?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I don't think Thomas will go away quietly. Katie side swiped him.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 2:06pm
Hey, hey, now, hang on a minute. Sure, Tommygirl's a controlfreak in a cult that kills people, but doesn't JLo constitute cruel and unusual punishment? I mean, really. To condemn the man to listening to THAT for the rest of his life?? Sounds pretty damned delicious to me!!! ROFL
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Katie was probably borderline a virgin when she met Tom and had maybe only slept with 1 or 2 guys before. This explains the marriage and breeding with the TG.
I don't get why Tiny and Jlo never got together!?!? She's a Scientologist AND high profile. Plus she already has two kids in the cult that Tom can control. It's perfect, really.
www.poopreport.com :)
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I like reading through the blinds, too. We all knew they were about TG and KateBot but I didn't think katie would actually run.
crack whore? Okie dokie bitch.
Thanks Maggs
Fuck off m.e. Noone cares what your crackhore face gives a shit about
Jesus Fuck! I don't give a shit about the stupid blinds.
A Chip in Her Pocket for The Trial
SOLVED! (Partially)
BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything – including the child/ren – is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife’s legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband’s team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to reveal an incident where she (along with their child/ren) caught her husband in bed with a family friend of theirs. The friend is a professional athlete. In case you’ve been wondering why the couples rarely get together for more than an hour and a photo op – this is the reason.
SOLVED!
It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com
Was “I promise to look the other way while my spouse entertains guests in bed” part of their marriage vows or part of their contract?
Sigh. What a mess. Let’s remember the happier days. Here’s Katie’s first day of voluntary servitude:
We’re not quite ready to name the family friend. It could have been a male or a female athlete. Suffice it to say that witnessing such an event must have felt like a real kick in stomach to Katie.
And if you’re wondering why Suri Cruise still needs a binky, we suspect it’s because she is still suffering from the trauma of having witnessed such a frightening event.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:59am.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:08am.
I don't think she's innocent or a master manipulator. I think she was pulled into a whirlwind romance and did not TRULY know what she was getting herself into. I had a similar situation happen to me; I married a guy who was wealthy and swept me off my feet in a whirlwind fashion. Unlucky for me--I have hardly any money and my dad is not a lawyer. Luckily for Katie (and she's gonna need it, those Co$ people are sociopathic cult followers)-- she's got some of her own money and a father that is a prominent lawyer in her home state who has been practicing for decades. I think the honeymoon wore off and she was facing raising Suri as a Scientologist, getting substandard education and tremendous amounts of indoctrination into a cult. She had to move carefully and quickly. And she will have to continue to be extraordinarily careful and cunning or Tom will take Suri away and indoctrinate her the way he did Connor and Isabella. It appears to me that Katie loves that child and most likely wants the best for her, which is NOT, I repeat NOT, indoctrination into a fucking cult. Team Katie, save that little girl!
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Word. I think she was star struck when offered the position as Mrs. Cruise. If I were single and someone came up to me and said my celebrity crush wanted me to shack up and play house, I wouldn't need long to think about it before hopping on board. Plus, at the time Tommy was recruiting her, I don't think the world as aware of the high crazy factor with him.
LIKE!!!!
Is Katie wearing a ROlex? LIKE!!!
Katie is the only famous person I can think of that dresses worse than Britney Spears. She also has a really unfortunate body. At least she won't be a punchline any more since getting free from that kook.
Submitted by Maggs on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:02pm.
I want to LIKE this!!! More!!!
CLAMBAKE!
Heroic Cupcake, TC has never been shunned in Hollyweird. We wish, but no.
He was to a degree, and for a certain period of time. After the couch jumping thing he was dropped from Paramount. To this day, every single article about TC is about how creepy and controlling he is and how Katie is a slave. They mention the contract and how the marriage is a sham. It was not at all like that with the Kidman divorce. She was pegged as a lying cheater who just left her kids. This time, Tom and his boyfriend won't get away with that. As many people as they have tracking Katie, MILLIONS of eyes are on THEM, watching.
Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 2:30am.
I hope Katie knows that 99% of the public is behind her. We were getting a little tired of waiting and we DID tell her not to do it, but we won't hold that against her.
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anyone saying anything very nasty about katie on other news sites is probably a scientology zombie who is trying to avoid being thrown into Sea Org lake that is full of dead fish, birds, mold.
CLAMBAKE!!!
This is the first time anything to do with TommyGirl has entertained me!!
TG had better handle himself appropriately. If one hair falls out of place on KateBot, now, 10 years from now, or EVER, all fingers will point at Tom Cruise Mapother, David Miscavige, and the cult of Scientology - immediately and without reservation, the public will blame them. This is much, much different than his last two divorces. This one will determine if Tom Cruise ever makes a hit again. It's bad enough that 5'6" Tommy is playing 6'4" Jack Reacher. If he makes one wrong move regarding 'Kate' and her daughter, he will officially be a villain. He's already been shunned by Hollywood once...just wait and see what will happen if he and his goons don't leave Katie alone. He will be so over it's not even funny. No one is on Tom's side. Everyone is on Katie's side. Scientologists are really stupid about hiding the crazy. It's almost like they don't even try.
Something nice - her face looks refreshed.
more about Sea Org and the evilness of scientology (interview with marc headley - author of "Blown for Good")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHGxi4cbh94&list=PL2182DE207CC8AC34&index...
katie actually looks GOOD for someone who just escaped scientology.
Sheet, the technology section of HuffPo recently ran an article about cameras so small they can fit inside the mouth. The mouth, people. Imagine the possibilities for sadistic dentists (Little Shop of Horrors, modern style). So, Katy has probably been GPS'd in places I don't even want to imagine. (Hopefully, I'm just extremely imaginative and a tech article can spring me into fan science fiction easily.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
people are really turning this into some kind of crazy action-spy thriller. starring tom cruise and katie holmes. i will be the first to admit i was wrong when the time comes, but i think a lot of people are blowing this into some kind of blockbuster movie script when really i think it's just going to be a cut and dry, boring divorce. i think everyone in their inner circle knew what it was for, and knew when and how it would end. but its fun to make up all of these stories about the drama we'd like to see, so keep at it.
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Katie still needs someone to dress her though! How can she go on Project Runway dressed like that?
Mirooshka:
Welcome to commenting on the D!
Yes, I'm sure Katie heard rumors and saw red flags. But I do believe at the time of her courtship she was in love, and people who are in love are not reasonable people. It's like a, haha, disease. Lovesick.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 2:20am.
The Beclhams are not Scientologists. I think Cruise trying to recruit them caused that rift. Posh is hungry for fame but not so hungry she is willing to believe in aliens. By all accounts they don't need Scientology. They make enough money as it is. Small bitta respect for them for not getting sucked in. ___________________________________________________
I feel the same way! JBlow is COS too, but not Skeletor.
Have you noticed the COS elite are crumbling? Ravolta, the Smiths, and now Tommy. It's like the cult is imploding.
Get Greta Van Sestron (sp) on in quick!
She has Finally Pulled the Chip Out of Her Head
computer-chip-headSOLVED!
BlindGossip – She has finally pulled the chip out of her head and is shedding her controlling hubby! And, boy, is he mad! Her attorneys are working on a “Dissolution of Contract,” not a “Dissolution of Marriage” – yet. That’s the next step. She will be asking for sole custody of the kid/s. She is not currently pregnant.
Her attorneys – especially one who worked with her predecessor - think that they have been able to work around most of the restrictions in her original business agreement with her husband. She did not fulfill the terms of the contract that would maximize her payout, but she will receive a sizeable chunk of change to keep quiet about his personal life and his special relationship with another high-profile man.
You will still see them together, albeit much less frequently, and they will continue to be very civil towards each other. They will attend events and will travel as a family when one goes to work. They will both have smiles plastered on their faces, but you will know that hers is really just a smirk, and he is absolutely seething inside over having lost control of the situation.
In the past few weeks, she has left two events separately from her husband because she was so annoyed with his behavior. Each time, she met up with her ex for several hours. While she is spending time with her ex, we do not know if they are romantically involved again.
SOLVED!
It’s Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com
Katie really started getting irritated with Tom during the second year of marriage. It was fun at first, playing a role, being a mother, being so high-profile, but Tom’s controlling ways were wearing her down and she wanted out.
She didn’t think that she could last the entire five years. However, the contract was a long and elaborate one, and had conditions that she needed to fulfill in order to walk away without substantial personal and professional damage.
That’s when her team came up with the concept of trying to nullify parts of the contract. Long story short, it didn’t work and it put Kate in a bad position. Tom now knew that she wanted out of her contract, and he was really angry. There was no way he was going to allow this young girl to make him look like a fool.
She could have walked away at that point, but she would have almost certainly lost custody of Suri. It was too much of a risk for her, and she was unwilling to leave the child behind. So she stayed.
This was all taking place around the same time that there were rumors of Kate being pregnant with another baby. Those rumors were completely false. Kate was never going to have another baby where Tom would be named the father, no matter what the possible financial incentives might be.
The ex with whom she spent some time was Chris Klein. Chris was having personal issues of his own around this time, and was hardly in a position to offer her a healthy alternative to her arrangement with Tom.
As you now know, Kate stayed in the marriage, kept up the happy couple act (remember, she is an actress) and counted the weeks and months until the contract was over.
Lots of you got this one right. GuyIncognito was first!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:08am.
I don't think she's innocent or a master manipulator. I think she was pulled into a whirlwind romance and did not TRULY know what she was getting herself into. I had a similar situation happen to me; I married a guy who was wealthy and swept me off my feet in a whirlwind fashion. Unlucky for me--I have hardly any money and my dad is not a lawyer. Luckily for Katie (and she's gonna need it, those Co$ people are sociopathic cult followers)-- she's got some of her own money and a father that is a prominent lawyer in her home state who has been practicing for decades. I think the honeymoon wore off and she was facing raising Suri as a Scientologist, getting substandard education and tremendous amounts of indoctrination into a cult. She had to move carefully and quickly. And she will have to continue to be extraordinarily careful and cunning or Tom will take Suri away and indoctrinate her the way he did Connor and Isabella. It appears to me that Katie loves that child and most likely wants the best for her, which is NOT, I repeat NOT, indoctrination into a fucking cult. Team Katie, save that little girl!
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Word. I think she was star struck when offered the position as Mrs. Cruise. If I were single and someone came up to me and said my celebrity crush wanted me to shack up and play house, I wouldn't need long to think about it before hopping on board. Plus, at the time Tommy was recruiting her, I don't think the world as aware of the high crazy factor with him.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:23am.
And I still don't understand why he didn't marry within his religion this last time. If it wasn't a marriage for love, why didn't he just cast a wife from the hordes of willing young wannabes that flock to the Co$'s training seminars?
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I could never figure that out either. There must be plenty of Scieno nuts for him to choose from. Tons of up and coming "actresses" looking to move up in the world.
Fight for your baby Katie.
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suri really kinda does look like tommy davis. his wife is the one they appointed as personal assistant to katie.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:16am.
I also noticed Katie's got A LOT of Bodyguards, and rightly so.
I bet Tommy Girl would be insane enough to hatch a plot to kidnap Suri, and make it look like a stranger abduction. Katie better not let Tommy visit that kid unsupervised.
I'm glad Katie and Suri finally escaped the clutches of Xenu. She was smart to make public the reasons for her divorce. She's going to give them a run for their money and rightly so.
As an avid reader of this site (and a funny site it is), this latest “thriller” finally convinced me to post, so here is my 2 cents:
While I do hope she will get total control over her daughter’s future education and wellbeing, I refuse to believe she was that naïve… I mean, all these rumors about him didn’t start yesterday, did they… they’ve been going on for years. Add to the fact that she was at the time an active actress and she’s been in the Hollywood scene quite some time. She must have heard the gossip about him and the way he treated his 2nd wife. That on its own should have been a sufficient warning sign (not just for her but for her parents, agent, and associates). Why mess with someone like that? This is all down to good common sense. If there was ever a need in a research to an upcoming roll, this contract thing was definitely it
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 10:58am.
I was talking about this last night to a friend... the smartest thing she did was go public with this... the more attention drawn to her the less likely the CO$ will try to take her out... it's like some kind of fucking spy movie or something.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:23am.
And I still don't understand why he didn't marry within his religion this last time. If it wasn't a marriage for love, why didn't he just cast a wife from the hordes of willing young wannabes that flock to the Co$'s training seminars?
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Honestly, I think it's total arrogance on his part. I think he would find it the ultimate challenge to take what he sees as a naive starlet and Eliza Doolittle her into a Scientowife.
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I don't think she's innocent or a master manipulator. I think she was pulled into a whirlwind romance and did not TRULY know what she was getting herself into. I had a similar situation happen to me; I married a guy who was wealthy and swept me off my feet in a whirlwind fashion. Unlucky for me--I have hardly any money and my dad is not a lawyer. Luckily for Katie (and she's gonna need it, those Co$ people are sociopathic cult followers)-- she's got some of her own money and a father that is a prominent lawyer in her home state who has been practicing for decades. I think the honeymoon wore off and she was facing raising Suri as a Scientologist, getting substandard education and tremendous amounts of indoctrination into a cult. She had to move carefully and quickly. And she will have to continue to be extraordinarily careful and cunning or Tom will take Suri away and indoctrinate her the way he did Connor and Isabella. It appears to me that Katie loves that child and most likely wants the best for her, which is NOT, I repeat NOT, indoctrination into a fucking cult. Team Katie, save that little girl!
Now the "fashion" she is wearing, well, that's a completely different story.
The BEST part of this situation is that Tommy-Girl and his BF David Miscarriage don;t DARE pull any "make it look like a suicide" shit on Katie, because she has tons of inside dirt on the CO$ cult.
Somewhere, Jason Beghe is sending Katie flowers and a love note!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89M2P5wQ9dU
Jason was a hardcore CO$ member, until he went AWOL and spilled all the shit on these freaks. He's my frikkin' Hero.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:23am.
In these comments, there are two opposing views: Katie is an innocent babe in the woods OR she's calculating and manipulative.
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Both. You know this girl had to have been planning this for a while... and good for her!
Now someone ring up a stylist for her. She's too young to be dressing like a 100 year old librarian.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 8:55am.
Is she a special needs child? Is she a complete idiot? By the looks of it, right now, I don't think so. She's turned out to be the bigger manipulator, and it's working.
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I agree, Lu32Cy… I think she has been planning this for a while now… She knew she had to get her shit together and not just walk out without a calculated plan. Kinda reminds me of that movie “Sleeping With the Enemy”… *flicks yer nipple*
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 9:23am.
And I still don't understand why he didn't marry within his religion this last time. If it wasn't a marriage for love, why didn't he just cast a wife from the hordes of willing young wannabes that flock to the Co$'s training seminars?
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That's a good point Hekki, unless the idea was to make a power couple that would be able to influence more people in the industry. As you say with the radical ideas they have you'd think someone already initiated and had bought into the ideology would be a lot less head ache and wouldn't fight you on anything, quite the opposite they'd agree with everything!
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I like to imagine his choices were either Juliette Lewis, Kirsty Alley or Priscilla Presley. If you had to choose between creepy, bloated or melting . . . what would you choose? :-p
On a related $cienthole note, did you know that Ann Archer is the mother of that crazy guy who is 2nd (or is it first) in command?