Katie Holmes Has Pink-Slipped EVERYBODY
Right after Katie Holmes went down to the Geek Squad and had them remove all the brainwashing-viruses Scientology installed in the hard drive in her head, she pushed the enema deeper and continued to cleanse her life of all things Tommy Girl-related. TMZ says that after Katie filed for divorce and moved into her own apartment, she dropped the bodyguard and driver that Tommy assigned to her when she became his contract concubine 6 years ago. Katie also quit the publicist Tommy introduced to her and re-hired the PR firm she had before her bearding days. Bitch is seriously flushing the shit from her life like colon-obsessor GOOPY Paltrow on any day of the week.
TMZ says that Katie shot an episode of Project Runway All-Stars (yes, ANOTHER Project Runway All-stars) in NYC today and she showed up with a whole new team of bodyguards and a different driver. Some source says that Katie let go of her old bodyguards, because their in Tommy's corner, obviously.
Instead of firing her old bodyguards, Katie should've just poured holy water over their Scientology-made robot heads and softly cackled as their power grids malfunctioned before they shut down completely. That way all the data they collected on her in their hard drives would be lost FOREVER!
Some people have been saying that Katie gladly signed a bearding contract years ago and knew what kind of crazy she was getting into, so what happened for her to suddenly bolt? Well, TMZ says that Tommy really wanted to ship Suri off to Sea Org, which is like a Scientology boarding school where they brainwash the children into believing the words of a science fiction writer. The kids are sent to live there at the age of 6 and parents are not allowed. Katie got out of there to save Suri's soooooouuuul.
You know, those crazy Scientology bitches would probably have more members if they accepted kids as young as 2 into that Sea Org mess. Yes, brainwashing a kid at any age is wrong, but have you ever spent some time with a terrible two year old? They'll drive you to pick up the phone, dial 1-800-GET-XENU and say, "Hey Scientology, tell me about this Sea Org shit..."
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Very entertaining, but learning the difference between "their" and "they're" would have fooled the public into thinking you were an actual reporter rather than a TMZ cut-and-paste master.
I was a sometimes viewer of Dawson's Creek and liked it as modern series for younger demo. Actors seem likeable and not a lot of gossip on them at the time that I recall. So....when Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise I immediately ASSUMED she was a gold digger of EPIC proportions, because there was already A LOT of public information on the EVIL of CO$, in Hollywood, particularly.
So yeah, she got/will get/is getting all that she signed on for ... and more.
So ... in closing, I began liking her former co-star Michelle Williams a lot more. They have both reached a high level of success. Different paths, and different motives. Different mothering styles. They aren't even friends at all, are they?
If Katie Holmes can expose/bring down in a huge way, this CULT of CO$, and not just be another gold digger who uses her "controlling husband" to score millions and not help one other innocent person in this cult to escape, reconnect with their family, then I will forever see Holmes as a gold digger.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 2:01am.
Pixxxie...how did he do that? They have pics of him in Iceland taking his helicopter back and forth to the movie set. Or was that his stunt double? I was wondering why the pics were so blurry!
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not sure but local news was reporting it. and there were several sitings of him checking out the lay of the land for a movie.
I wouldnt be surprised if it was a double.
Girl could use a boob job to go with newfound freedom.
Oh but, ♬ I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside ♬
Lolololololol well said ESE! ☺☺☺☺☺/5 Suri heads!
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Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 3:07am.
me, personally... i just think that it's funny as all get out that the chick from "Dawson's Creek" is in a position to completely liquify an upper CO$ tyrant... it's just too damn funny to look away from!
i couldn't give two poops about Tom Cruise, Katie, or that insufferable(yeah, yeah... "children are the future"... fuck that brat!) rugrat... i'm just interested in the aftermath that will come out about this "church" that has done nothing but destroy people.
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Ok there's something I just don't get: why is everybody like GO KATIE! YOU'RE FREE NOW! like she's a victim.
She isn't - she happily took the money and now the conbtract she whored herself out is ovah.
I say, YOU GO,KATIE!!! Been waiting for her to chop the little egomaniac down to size for 5 years!
If I had any money or legal experience to offer, I'd be flying up to NYC today!
Katie knew the dude was a closeted Scieno when she married him. She's fulfilled her contract and now is getting out, trying to win public sympathy so she can sue for more $. I am team No One in this stupid situation.
Pixxxie...how did he do that? They have pics of him in Iceland taking his helicopter back and forth to the movie set. Or was that his stunt double? I was wondering why the pics were so blurry!
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Never liked the name Suri.. Sounds too much like surrado.. and where I'm from, that means ~shit your pants~
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 11:13pm.
Does anyone else find it odd that Tom hasn't flown to NYC from Iceland since she filed on Thursday? I have to think that if my husband did that to me and had my kids, I would want to see them and deal with what just happened.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 11:51pm.
aahhh Kerr Smith, he was my crush when i was a gay teen.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:26pm.
Oh and I know there are lots of religious folk here but it's my opinion that anyone entering any kind of religious group and then being all "oh no, I had no idea....look what they did to me..." is asking for trouble.
Stay away from religious groups and save yourself the enivitable fuck ups and fall outs later.
Katie traded her kid for fame and fortune, traipsing her up and down every fancy store in Hollywood and New York and parading her in front of cameras coming in and out of famous restaurants and hotels. That child was trotted around town more than those poor central park horses and I'm the Victim Katie is now some kind of hero? Ugh!
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^^^^this. alll of this. especially the last sentence. she's no hero to me. i knew tom cruise was fucked in the head and ive never even been in the same city as him. she knew. don't give me this shit she didnt. doesn't anyone remember all the crazy birth shit she had to do? the time after they were married that she was walking around with niacin flush because they were pumping her body full of their special "vitamins"? she knew back then. so don't give me your hero shit.
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i think it's one thing to tell yourself that you're marrying someone for exposure, that he'll be having relationships with men while you're together, and that you'll be expected to make certain sacrifices by putting yourself and any offspring in the limelight (paps, etc.).
it's completely another matter to find out that the beard you're hooking up with is genuinely crazy and part of an intense, controlling cult. again, people didn't know as much about scientology back in 2005, and tommy girl only started to seem crazy AFTER the katie holmes couch jumping stuff, AFTER she'd signed up for the fake marriage.
do i think katie is a famewhore and opportunist for getting into a bearding contract with TC to climb the latter? sure. but that doesn't mean she deserves to be stalked, feel threatened, or fear for her safety or her child's safety. plenty of celebs do the bearding deal without all the extra crazy that tommy girl comes with.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 11:45pm.
I get what you're saying about the paps, but there are other celebs who seem to shield their kids as best they can and do a pretty good job of it. I'm not saying she called the paps, but I think the exposure was all part of Tom's plan.
Naiveté notwithstanding, something in milk wasn't clean, and she chose to sign the papers. He'd had two high-profile marriages and divorces already, and she was willing to take the plunge even after his crazy displays. I think she told herself she could handle it and it'd all be worth it in the end, but in reality, it really wasn't.
Hollywood is a nasty ass place where people sign their souls away every day for the fame. Katie just happened to sign on with a big name.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 11:44pm.
For you Loopy,
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16800000/Jack-and-Doug-dawsons-cr...
Looks hot!
*I won't even say, do a search on YT for Jack and Doug* ahahahahhahahaha
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Re: the paps. Katie is young, she has a young child...it seems pretty natural to me that she'd want to step outside every once in a while. You can't just keep a 5 year old locked up in a house. Unfortunately, that means the paps swarm about. It sucks, but it comes w. the territory. I don't see it as her parading the child around, personally. It would be different if she actually called them up like SOME people who shall not be mentioned....
I'm so glad she finally stepped up and did something about this. I agree w. people saying she was a bit naive...blinded by the fact that Tom Cruise had a thing for her...some little d-list actress. Keep in mind that though a lot of us are on to the scientology bullshit, many people are not! My sister did not know that Narcanon was associated w. it and when I told her it was, she shrugged! Most people don't know the complete sleaze that lurks behind this "church"...so it's quite possible Joey Potter didn't, either. Even if she had a pre-nup, her dad is a lawyer so I'm sure he told her to get one and probably would have regardless of who she married.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:35pm.
I like the groundbreaking gay episode where Joey's bff, Jack, came out as gay in that episode, gay guy gets it on with another gay guy in a tent.
Does anyone else find it odd that Tom hasn't flown to NYC from Iceland since she filed on Thursday? I have to think that if my husband did that to me and had my kids, I would want to see them and deal with what just happened.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:26pm.
Katie traded her kid for fame and fortune, traipsing her up and down every fancy store in Hollywood and New York and parading her in front of cameras coming in and out of famous restaurants and hotels. That child was trotted around town more than those poor central park horses and I'm the Victim Katie is now some kind of hero? Ugh!
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EXACTLY. She knew she was signing her soul away when she agreed to marry TommyG. She didn't exactly say, "No pictures please!" when the paps came at her and Suri since her birth. Damage has been done, and as I see the story unfold, the divorce is what's actually going to put this bland beard on the map.
All in all, well played Katie/Kate. All it cost was a few years of sanity, freedom, and your child's entire early childhood. Now let the custody battle begin, because we know that's going to be friendly and amicable.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:06pm.
interesting mefunigirl,..good to know she has a strong team on her side.
she could really do some damage if it comes down to money and I think that's what CO$ is all about, they don't want to lose Tommys checks...=)but if she just wants out, more power to her :)
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:26pm.
LOL!!! i hope she gets back with Dawson.
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Submitted by RichBitch on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:26pm.
LOL!!! i hope she gets back with Dawson.
remember that song.. "i dont wanna wait for this life to be over"
so she better do it soon.
I have a feeling that Katie holds all the cards in this game. Tom is finished.
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Oh and I know there are lots of religious folk here but it's my opinion that anyone entering any kind of religious group and then being all "oh no, I had no idea....look what they did to me..." is asking for trouble.
Stay away from religious groups and save yourself the enivitable fuck ups and fall outs later.
Katie traded her kid for fame and fortune, traipsing her up and down every fancy store in Hollywood and New York and parading her in front of cameras coming in and out of famous restaurants and hotels. That child was trotted around town more than those poor central park horses and I'm the Victim Katie is now some kind of hero? Ugh!
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Good for her. I want the Joey Potter Katie Holmes back, you know the one who had a twinkle in her eye not the dead eyed sad sack we've had to endure for the past 7 years.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:21pm.
it is for sure, but you know, how stupid can you be to openly sign up to CO$, give up your life, give all your intimate details and confessions, and then send your children to a Sea Org, a school which L Ron Hubbard a pedo was the head master, adults werent allowed, and he was brainwashing the children and doing sick things. i mean he is dead now, so i dunno who is in charge of that school.
i mean its fucked up enough they believe some intergalactic war lord Xenu flew everybody in a DC9 plane and dropped alien souls in the volcano, but then to sit there and worship a pedo every day and night, that is TRULY fucked.
I'm not sure actual paternity affects his child-support duties. Suri is his legal daughter. Look at Isabella and Connor: they ain't his bio kids.
I think TC is a twerp, but I bet he comes out of this fairly unscathed. He'll keep making boatloads of money as long as his movies keep selling; when they don't, he can ease off into Top Gun retirement or something.
I would fire all the scientologist staff as well. Its a no-brainer...
I don't know that a pre-num can be easily broken, but the child support is enough to make anybody live like a king. Perhaps she can persuade him to settle above the prenup amount, if she has something embarrassing on him.
Since I see tom as control freak, egotist, and a bit disconnected from reality, an we all want to see our kids, I imagine this will get ugly as hell and feed the gossip industry for about 3 year.
It's nice that KatieBot gets a clue - NEARLY 6 YEARS after marriage and years after introducing her daughter into a dangeous cult. She's so intuitive!
Tom's a freak, she's a weak minded asshole who traded sanity for huge fame and riches and she bought into the whole thing willingly and knowingly. She wasn't 18 when she married him, wasn't she hitting 30 or thereabouts?
You sell your soul to the devil and he owns you, honey!
Suri has always been the devil child but now I'm on her side and I think neither of them deserve her.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:18pm.
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That's a very scary thought loopy! *shudders*
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L ron hubbard was a pedo and he designed sea org so the parents can send their children to him and no adults allowed, so LRH could do whatever his sick fucked up mind wanted.
Its widely known that the FBI was investigating him for sexually messing around with kids, which makes me wonder how FUCKING DUMB people must be, to worship a pedo.
She's wearing a GAP tank top. Get that money, girl!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by BlueBloom on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 7:52pm.
The pair have an estimated worth of over $275 million.
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*eye roll* No, that's HIS worth and she's coming for it.
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But Lucyღ, what happened to "Mi casa es su casa" once they exchanged vows? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Submitted by soulks on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 9:52pm.
any prenup can be broken; KH could get it all. Tom: 0
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She does have one of the top lawyers now but I think the only way she can break that prenup is if she has something really big on him, like this is Miscaviges' kid or she walked in on Tom and someone....but a really crazy "omg we would have never known" kind of someone.
I think she went in thinking it was one thing but her father was not stupid enough to not have her prenup ready, and then she discovered how crazy Tom REALLY was.
The CO$ has really had a lot of crazy stuff come out lately, and her dad probably thought this was a good time for her to get out, while Toms earnings were still decent and his career hasn't been ruined like JT's has been. JT's craziness probably helped push this along quicker.
It's been said her parents kept her with one foot in reality, they were a constant presence in her life.
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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 9:35pm.
Oscar-buzz roles?!?
no divorce is gonna make a woman who graduated from the Charlene Tilton School of Acting into a credible actress
let's get a grip people! it's still Katie Holmes!
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She was pretty good in The Ice Storm and Pieces of April. She's no great actress but she'll get work.
What I don't get is, wtf did she *think* she was marrying into?! Tom's been a crazed COS guy forever--did she imagine they were gonna spawn and he'd NOT force the child into the cult?
She must have been in some sort of haze.
any prenup can be broken; KH could get it all. Tom: 0
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True, $3 million a year and a prenup isn't much (subjectively), but the child support could amount to a lot. Suri's a high-profile kid. That alone could more than cover bodyguards. Plus, the judge will take into account the equitable lifestyles if it ends up being joint custody. (Hello, Gabriel Aubrey!) Also, don't discount the idea that the valid prenup could take into account income during the marriage. Papa Holmes, as far as we've been able to tell, was in on the prenup and is no slouch. I'm not saying she deserves remuneration for her poor choices. I'm just curious how it's going to shake out.
Regarding the paternity...
If Suri is not Tom's, the DNA will not be a match.
If the child is his cousins, the DNA will have a higher probability of matching...probably 95% if not higher.
There would be no way of us knowing if it is anyone elses by comparing it to Toms....not even if it is Hubbards.
In order to prove the child is Chris Klein's, CK's DNA would need to be submitted.
So basically, all that can be done is to rule out Tom.
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 7:59pm.
The next steps: Dressing better, wearing makeup and styling hair again, smiling and engaging for the paps, hanging out prominently with pre-Tom friends (to make it look like he disallowed it), and booking a couple Oscar-buzz roles
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Oscar-buzz roles?!?
no divorce is gonna make a woman who graduated from the Charlene Tilton School of Acting into a credible actress
let's get a grip people! it's still Katie Holmes!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Am I the only one who thinks that this guy is Suri's bio-dad?!
http://www.xenutv.com/blog/?p=4379
Submitted by BlueBloom on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 8:09pm.
I'm curious how much he made during the marriage, though. That's what she can really go after.
Not with a valid prenup. I think this comes down to child custody and support. That's it.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 9:27pm
ROFL and he'd be sooo pissed, because the kids would tease him as they pass him in line to ride his ride, the one he's too short to get on!!
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Am I the only one who thinks that Tommy Davis is Suri's actual dad.
What do you think?
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...and the sign by the formed line would read "You must be THIS *high* to ride."
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@BlueBlooom: 3 million per year sounds like nothing for Katie giving up her best years to live a life as a Cyborg with a controlling freak. Not to mention, helping Tommy Girl maintain a pseudo family-straight man facade, bear his child and live a life that revolves around him.
Personally I think this whole ordeal is fucking hilarious, as long as Katie doesn't end up missing of course. Tom is probably screaming like Bryce Dallas Howard in "The Help", you know the part when she finally reads the book.