Duck, Duck, Duck, Whore!
The dude in the tux who looks like he just inhaled a stank cloud of dirty ass blowing at him from his left IS saying it all with his face.
At last night's BET Awards, Beyonce, Jay-Z and Kanye Kardashian (née West) all held court in the front row while Kim Kardashian sat there like the loser outcast trying to get the popular kids to look at her. This is what it would look like if a celebwhore was forced to spend a full hour with a Make-A-Wish kid and that Make-A-Wish kid was a real asshole. Seriously, this looks like Beyonce is doing charity work she really doesn't want to be doing.
The side-eyes, laughs and the "if I fake smile big enough nobody will notice that I'm grossed out by that trash heap heffa whore" facial expressions from Beyonce and Jay-Z were almost more hilarious than Jay-Z wearing one of Pee-wee Herman's old suits. But Beyonce did try to include Kim in their royal Illuminati triangle. It was nice of Beyonce to make Kim feel at home by wearing a dress the color of piss. Jay-Z however, didn't even try. When Jay-Z and Kanye won Best Video or some shit, Jay-Z reached into his pocket, pulled out a Post-it with "KICK ME" written on it and stuck that shit on Kim's back:
And it's a sad, sad day when a photographer crops Basement Baby out of the picture to make way for Kim's ass. Nothing hurts more than getting kicked back down the basement stairs by a Kuntrashian.
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It was nice of Beyonce to make Kim feel at home by wearing a dress the color of piss.
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Classic!
The 'duck, duck, duck, WHORE!' title had me laughing so damn hard. The comments in here on this mess are some of the best I've seen in a while.
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"Kim Kardashian looks perfect," said absolutely fucking no one.
MK 7/26/11
It reminds me of the Sesame Street song............one of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn't belong....haha
Off-the-hook fuckery!
Those people are such trash dumpsters.
Nicki Minaj's gigantic over-inflated ass is EPIC!
@ stefstef - Let's face it... Kanye doesn't like girls. He seemed more happy with JayZ than any female she's been hooked up with.
Yes - the only girl he ever liked was his mom.
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:02pm.
Best. Title. Ever.
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Yes! And for real, his pants are embarrassing. Did he not learn anything while he was designing couture n shit in Paris?
Submitted by sybil on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:18pm.
Did someone superglue Kanye's hand to his dick? Why does he always touch himself? If Sigmund Freud were alive today.....
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Ugh, I didn't even notice. My brother used to do that in front of me. He always thought it made him look badass or some shit.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
NM's ass is as real as KK's face. And about as real as B's face and with-child body. KK had an Armenian nose when born. All three stars (in their own minds) in the clip, are plastic creations. Can't wait to see how BI's nose turns out. Based on the publicity shots, Z ain't the baby daddy.
Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:01pm.
...but did you see Kanye do the slick move of wiping his mouth with his hand after kissing KK on the lips? He just kind of pressed his cheek against Beyonce after the KK kiss.
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Let's face it... Kanye doesn't like girls. He seemed more happy with JayZ than any female she's been hooked up with.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
This skank is such a attention whore. She probably wanted Kanye to invite her on the stage. Like she did to Reggie Bush during the Superbowl.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 2:14pm.
Is that the only dress Mariah Carey owns?
Why is Nikki Minaj famous? Bitch can't sing for shit and she's not a reality whore.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Did someone superglue Kanye's hand to his dick? Why does he always touch himself? If Sigmund Freud were alive today.....
I know they are "beloved" celebrities, but I hope people realize these aren't the best representations of black people. Most of us aren't douchebags who use the n-word and b-word as a form of "artistic" expression to make money. I fart more profound lyrics. As for Kumtrashian, I have more respect for the gum on the bottom of my stilettos.
Nice back fat, Ho. Makes Kanye think of Johnny Travolta, perhaps, when he's ridin' that dumper.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Like a "bastard at a family reunion".
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My gawd, that is NM next to KK with that big ass. I went to my homesite for email and saw this mess of a photo of NM from last night
http://www.rr.com/entertainment/gallerybetawards2012#rr%2F71105983%2F711...
Jesus, it looks like her camel toe is the start of a wormhole with that funky design
OMG too hilarious and spot on! Does anyone else believe Kim is Kanye's beard? Perfect setup for both of them.
Thumbnail 6 is gold! The "bitch please" looks at the camera are pure gold.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Tragic.
Did Nicki Minaj steal Donatella's extensions?
swarm: Kanye was like 'does anyone have some Purell?"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Thumb #3....awkward!
Thumb #6....Jay looking past Kanye & staring @Kim.
Ha-ha. JZ's hug with his "wife" was about as authentic as Kayne's hug with KK. 16" away from the private parts. It's obvious that the men think their partners have crabs.
Even Kanye looks like he's embarrassed to be seen with her. Can't blame him...
¨If I can't be my own I'd feel better dead¨ - AIC
Best. Title. Ever.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I hate her ass, I have no idea how anyone can find that disproportionate and lumpy ass sexy.
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Cause I don't appreciate, people who don't appreciate
All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down, I don't even like you anymore at all
To be front and center in both an inner and outer circle that clearly, palpably, tangibly do not want you there, and for you to continue to be in their presence, means that you are completely devoid of shame.
I wonder how she got to be that way; completely and utterly devoid of shame. I mean, even if your parents didn't raise you to have shame, you should have picked some up along the way.
Is it a personality flaw? Some part of the brain that was starved or just never developed?
Or maybe she loves money SOOO much that she'd be willing to eat a dog turd if someone said there was a $1000 bill in it.
Good for you, Kim? More like, wow for you, Kim. Just WOW.
Jay Z is serving up some Pee Wee Herman realness!
...but did you see Kanye do the slick move of wiping his mouth with his hand after kissing KK on the lips? He just kind of pressed his cheek against Beyonce after the KK kiss.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Its kinda like you dont realize how dumb you truly are until you have a conversation with a couple mensa members, Kim looks like she never realized how much of a useless whore she really is until this very moment...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 1:42pm.
KANYE,
PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP YOU STUPID FUCKING DICK! YOU WEAR FUCKING SKINNY JEANS THAT ARE BELOW YOUR ASS LIKE A GODDAMM FOOL. I HATE YOU.
HaHaHaHaHa - went to a hockey game with my husband last winter & we were surrounded by teen boys, all wearing the skinny jeans pulled LOW. Saw so much adolescent underwear I felt like a creepy old lady and waited for Chris Hansen to show up.
Beyonce looks like she's wearing lingerie from the 70's wtf.
& lmao @ MK & the make a wish asshole! ahahahaha.
& & Kim's bewbs look like they've dropped.
They're all trash. Kim is beyond desperate and pathetic, though.
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Douchechill!
Kanye is dressed like an orderly in an old timey insane asylum.
Nice.
Kanye could barely look at Kim. Did you notice that?
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
So, Beyonce is a famous singer, Jay-Z is a famous rapper etc, and Kanye is a famous rapper etc. What EXACTLY is Kim's talent?!? For Fuck's sake, even her mum has managed her rise to fame, which I am sure involves chutzpa - but that still leaves a HUGE question mark over Kim's head regarding any fucking TALENT - what exactly is she good at?!? GAH! I give amazing head (I have been told) - where is my goddamn money
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Certified Slore
Kim looks so uncomfortable in her skin right there. I gotta love Jay Z for not giving two shits about that heffa.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
DAYUM, did NM and KK need two seats each for those rumps of doom?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 1:52pm.
This reminds me of when my friends and I get together... everyone gets along and has a great time except one of my friend's wife is a complete bitch. I always joke around with her the most just to see her fake ass smile and watch her jawline twitch while she clinches her teeth... bottom line, no one really likes her and just kinda smiles and acknowledges her for our friends sake.
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@Jack, you summed it up perfectly.
Except both Beyonce AND Kim are bitches. *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
her ass is redonkulous. Can't stand any of these hoes.
another would be talent, talent, talent, SKANK!
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Cause I don't appreciate, people who don't appreciate
All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down, I don't even like you anymore at all
LOL at Jay-Z giving a look like "I hope I don't have piss on my cuff now after tapping that b!tch on the arm."
I think I like him now :D
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Kitten Kaboodle - a Disney ho who did the ho stroll right ;)
Very very akward, like Kim doesn't belong at all. She's like the outside trick brought in to make Kanye's arm look less gay.
Kim looks like she would love to be somewhere else. Why? because all three of those "ducks" can't really be bothered with Kim and with those duckies around, Kim is not the center of attention.
You can tell JayZ doesn't think anything about her (or anyone else except himself) and Beyonce is SO not feeling this bitch.
Kimye's days are numbered.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Cringe. CRINNNNNGGGGE!!! She is so pathetic.
I've never understood the desperation of wanting to be around people who so blatantly don't want you there. It's like nails on a chalkboard, rubbing two pieces of styrofoam together, and sliding a straw against the inside of a slurpee lid all wrapped up in one.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
Gawd, I can't get over how big KK's and Nikki Minaj's butts are.
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Look a that ass in that tight dress. does she think this is attractive? She looks slutty.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Damn, that was painful.
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God don't like ugly.
This is what it would look like if a celebwhore was forced to spend a full hour with a Make-A-Wish kid and that Make-A-Wish kid was a real asshole.
ROTFL!!!
...and this is one of the many reasons i hate bet and the betawards show...i watched this mess...AND i am ashamed...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
This reminds me of when my friends and I get together... everyone gets along and has a great time except one of my friend's wife is a complete bitch. I always joke around with her the most just to see her fake ass smile and watch her jawline twitch while she clinches her teeth... bottom line, no one really likes her and just kinda smiles and acknowledges her for our friends sake.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers