Duck, Duck, Duck, Whore!

July 2, 2012 / Posted by:

The dude in the tux who looks like he just inhaled a stank cloud of dirty ass blowing at him from his left IS saying it all with his face.

At last night’s BET Awards, Beyonce, Jay-Z and Kanye Kardashian (née West) all held court in the front row while Kim Kardashian sat there like the loser outcast trying to get the popular kids to look at her. This is what it would look like if a celebwhore was forced to spend a full hour with a Make-A-Wish kid and that Make-A-Wish kid was a real asshole. Seriously, this looks like Beyonce is doing charity work she really doesn’t want to be doing.

The side-eyes, laughs and the “if I fake smile big enough nobody will notice that I’m grossed out by that trash heap heffa whore” facial expressions from Beyonce and Jay-Z were almost more hilarious than Jay-Z wearing one of Pee-wee Herman’s old suits. But Beyonce did try to include Kim in their royal Illuminati triangle. It was nice of Beyonce to make Kim feel at home by wearing a dress the color of piss. Jay-Z however, didn’t even try. When Jay-Z and Kanye won Best Video or some shit, Jay-Z reached into his pocket, pulled out a Post-it with “KICK ME” written on it and stuck that shit on Kim’s back:

And it’s a sad, sad day when a photographer crops Basement Baby out of the picture to make way for Kim’s ass. Nothing hurts more than getting kicked back down the basement stairs by a Kuntrashian.

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