Earl Scheib: “$399? We’re not goin’ near it for under 5 large.” – RandéSleepover
Miley figured she’d have to do something extra special to get another free double-double at the drive-through window.- turnelbup
The new Ford Fuckus gets 2 miles a gallon and has a 6 month waiting list – Chilly
How many Miles Per Whore does this thing do? – El Bastardo
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