Sunday, July 1st 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

BeaverTails from Canada's BeaverTails pastry shop. BeaverTails are a Canadian slab of fried dough deliciousness covered in cinnamon, sugar and whatever else your tongue wants to get on. It's like a Canadian churro and it can double as a spank paddle. BeaverTails also sort of sounds like "Beiber tails," which makes me think of....forget it. Not today. Not on this national holiday!

Unfortunately, we don't have BeaverTails down here in the US so I have to make my own by microwaving a long slab of Bisquick dough in a Tupperware container full of canola oil and cinnamon. Then I'll spend the rest of my day watching Heavy Metal the movie and episodes of You Can't Do That On Television on YouTube in my Celine Dion t-shirt while getting drunk on Molson to temporarily forget that Canada gave us Nickelback. Happy Canada Day, everyone!

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I had one of those yesterday!! Chocolate hazelnut topping mmmmmmmm! They sell them on the waterfront in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

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Thank you MK!
Happy Canada Day all from Ucluelet to Nunavut and Cape Spear on The Rock!
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I spent most of the day at the beach and got too much sun! Ouch. It was supposed to rain!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:59pm.

Sal, did you see what I wrote about the name and email?

Are you only on AJ?
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No, I didn't! Sorry, I left for a while.

I was over there for a while, and I was hoping either Whamo or somebody else would pop in. Nobody else did. :(

That said, I still managed to piss the loons. :D

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Do they even sell those on the Prairies? I've never seen one.

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Thank you Michael K for wishing our Country a Happy Canada Day!
I have to agree..the garlic and cheese is the best Beavertail..cinnamon and sugar one grits in your teefs!
True fact..the guy who "invented " beavertails is named Hooker!
Happy Canada Day to all us Canadian Hot Sluts!

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Submitted by blather999 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:06pm.

Bigger and tastier, with that cinnamon freshness than the average beaver. I propose a beaver eating contest, ASAP!

*getting traps*

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Canurro?

I'm from Ottawa too and ya they are called beaver tails. That's the only name I've every heard and I've lived in Ottawa my whole life. But ppl if u do ever get a chance to try one try garlic and cheese. Cinnamon and sugar sucks. They have these chocolate fudge ones too with m& m s on them. Or white chocolate. Those are good but only for like a few bites then it's just to sweet. But ya GARLIC N CHEESE PPL

Mmmmm. I love these things. My fav is garlic and cheese. OMG. And it's Canada day and they are everywhere right now lol.

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Aw, thanks MK! I've never actually heard of a Beaver Tail and wondered if they've popped up since I've lived in the UK, but I just asked my husband and he said he's seen them in Ottawa. So Alanis Morrisette could tell you a lot about them.

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You can get those in the Midwest - various places, esp. up near the north. I don't think we call them Beavertails though. They actually are pretty vile, and this is coming from someone with lots of love for fried dough.

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There's one in Keystone Colorado.

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I went to Canada three years ago, and I had a great time. I never had Beaver Tails, though.

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Bigger and tastier, with that cinnamon freshness than the average beaver. I propose a beaver eating contest, ASAP!

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SAL WHICH THREAD ARE YOU ON OVER THERE???

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Sal, did you see what I wrote about the name and email?

Are you only on AJ?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:49pm.

Sal, I posted saying "what's up bitches?" and got many thumbs up but it got deleted each time. Those prudes! I used something like Why are you here? hehehe ❀❀❀

ETA: ***

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I remember that "what's up bitches". They just didn't know whom you were being friendly to. :D

I did a little research (in other words: dirt digging) about the Brand so I totally expect for the loons to be pissed once I share it with them. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

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Sal, I posted saying "what's up bitches?" and got many thumbs up but it got deleted each time. Those prudes! I used something like Why are you here? hehehe ❀❀❀

ETA: ***
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:20pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:59pm.

^^^^^^^^^^

They also truly believe Jennifer Aniston has "agents" among them posting in her favor.

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Oh yeah, to some loons, Whamo is none other than Mr. Stephen Huvane, Jen and Goop's agent.

That's why every now and then I'll say things to Whamo about expecting my paycheck.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:59pm.

^^^^^^^^^^

They also truly believe Jennifer Aniston has "agents" among them posting in her favor.

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Oh yeah, to some loons, Whamo is none other than Mr. Stephen Huvane, Jen and Goop's agent.

That's why every now and then I'll say things to Whamo about expecting my paycheck.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

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I know it's been said before, but we apologize for Nickelback.

Happy Canada Day!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:54pm.

Salacious, so that is you!?!?!?!

*applauds, gives standing ovation, bows down*

OK, you need a special award for all the hard work you put into your mission soldier! LMAO!

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LOL, thanks!! Sorry I didn't let you in on the joke earlier, luv. I thought you knew.

I don't think I've asked you, what's your moniker? :D

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:45pm.

ooohhh, i remember that one! they accused you of stalking Shiloh because you said she's cute hahahahahaa. you might be able to blame me -- i think i was pounding the loons hard that night on them keeping files on the J-Ps and production staff with whom they work

yes, folks -- some loons admit to keeping computer and hard files on the Jolie-Pitts, and on the job movements of staff who have worked on Brad or Angie movies. i'm not lying

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They also truly believe Jennifer Aniston has "agents" among them posting in her favor.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:46pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:12pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:11pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:09pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:06pm.

"Passing Wind" was just stoooooopid funny! lmao

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It was but it isn't me, dood.

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I was Passing Wind. *hides in embarrassment*

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LMAO!

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Salacious, so that is you!?!?!?!

*applauds, gives standing ovation, bows down*

OK, you need a special award for all the hard work you put into your mission soldier! LMAO!

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*puts bowl and lighter down and stands up from couch to applaud The Rascal*

yeah, they love you over there too ;-D

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:12pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:11pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:09pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:06pm.

"Passing Wind" was just stoooooopid funny! lmao

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It was but it isn't me, dood.

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I was Passing Wind. *hides in embarrassment*

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ooohhh, i remember that one! they accused you of stalking Shiloh because you said she's cute hahahahahaa. you might be able to blame me -- i think i was pounding the loons hard that night on them keeping files on the J-Ps and production staff with whom they work

yes, folks -- some loons admit to keeping computer and hard files on the Jolie-Pitts, and on the job movements of staff who have worked on Brad or Angie movies. i'm not lying

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Foxxy, that's just them being children. I am trying to figure out why I'm a pedo just because I said Shiloh was the only one of the army who was cute and that Maddox looks like a street urchin.

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*pouts*

they only called me "fat" and "on welfare" -- i wanna be called a degenerate toooooooooo

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:23pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:17pm.

Sal, I don't read enough over there. I usually post and then just sit back and wait for the ocean-screaming. Then I slam them for their stupidity. But Tamsin is a riot. Good show!

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Why fanks!! :D

I love when they lose their shit and start making stories up about us. In addition to Whamo getting "married for love", as it turns out, I have a brother who is a meth user. I don't know how they came up with it, but it was hysterical.

One thing's for certain, it won't be long before they come up with a background for you too. :D

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They did. Apparently I'm a pedophile, thankyouverymuch.

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@ Sal

i can't roll the way you and Dr. Frankenstein do -- using industry or J-P facts. i'm like Dog -- just slam 'em and run when i see idiocy that inspires me. lol

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:17pm.

Sal, I don't read enough over there. I usually post and then just sit back and wait for the ocean-screaming. Then I slam them for their stupidity. But Tamsin is a riot. Good show!

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Why fanks!! :D

I love when they lose their shit and start making stories up about us. In addition to Whamo getting "married for love", as it turns out, I have a brother who is a meth user. I don't know how they came up with it, but it was hysterical.

One thing's for certain, it won't be long before they come up with a background for you too. :D

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:47pm.

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:40pm

lol, i'll watch for that. my #1 Cesar suspect was PT

OT: that thing in the photo looks like you could use it as a doorstop

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PT is my #2 guess for Cesar, but there's too much pride involved. She loves being queen bully and getting acknowledged as a know-it-all and a leader.

That doesn't mean she's above using alts though. Her main reason to use one would be to hurl insults at people without the risk of getting banned.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

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Sal, I don't read enough over there. I usually post and then just sit back and wait for the ocean-screaming. Then I slam them for their stupidity. But Tamsin is a riot. Good show!

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:57pm.

I'm looking forward to that. Despite popular belief, I have yet to come up with an alt. >D

* paging Whamo *

^^^^^^^^^^^^

So who are you over there?

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I'm surprised you don't know already I'm Tamsin. "Passing Shit" doesn't call me "tamsacious" for nothing.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

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MK we do have those in the U.S. I'm from the midwest and we call them "elephant ears". They are always available at the carnivals and are the only reason worth going.

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:42pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:16pm.

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LMAO so that was you!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Natch! Was there any doubt? For next act, I might post as Dingle S. Barry.

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I'm looking forward to that. Despite popular belief, I have yet to come up with an alt. >D

* paging Whamo *

^^^^^^^^^^^^

So who are you over there?

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Submitted by maejones on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:13pm.

Yeah, we totally ripped this off from the Whale's Tails/Elephant Ears in the US, we were sued and ended up settling with you guys by giving you Celine and Bieber because we could live without them. However, we couldn't live without fried, fatty bread once a year.

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Aren't Elephant Ears baked though? At least that's how I know them.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:40pm

lol, i'll watch for that. my #1 Cesar suspect was PT

OT: that thing in the photo looks like you could use it as a doorstop

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:16pm.

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LMAO so that was you!!!

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Natch! Was there any doubt? For next act, I might post as Dingle S. Barry.

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I'm looking forward to that. Despite popular belief, I have yet to come up with an alt. >D

* paging Whamo *

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

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Submitted by maejones on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:13pm

We definitely got the better end of the deal on that one, didn't we? Anything to get rid of those two was worth it. :-)

I've never eaten one of these things and, like ewlulu, I'd never heard of them until a year or two ago but, thanks to KittenKatinCanada, I suddenly have a craving for a Joe Louis. Off to the store to buy one or six. Maybe a nanaimo bar, too. Oh, and a case of Molson's Granville Island and a case of their Creemore Springs. This shopping list is getting longer all the time.☺ ______________________________________________

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:11pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:09pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:06pm.

"Passing Wind" was just stoooooopid funny! lmao
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Still OT/

LOL! I don't know about your other alts, but guessing is funnier.

Loons are such hypocrites, each of them has at least three or four alts. I think the portuguese guy is the same person as "Love the Holy Shits".

She is one of the main loons with approval power. Have you noticed how s/he bends over after the guy posts? She'll say things like: -"Cesar, thank you sooo much for posting this. You are a true fan" -in other words, she is validating this moniker as a "real person" so that others follow suit.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

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Happy Canada Day, everyone!

Poutine, moose droppings*, timbits and double doubles for everyone!

*the candy, you dirty birdies!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY CANADA!!!!YOU GUYS ROCK!!!

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I too am Canadian...but never eaten anything beaver related. I never heard of those fried beaver tails until a year ago.

Poutine however, is awesome, and it will kill you, but so will lots of stuff.

And Kitten, you forgot to chew on an eatmore bar dipped into the filling of a nanaimo bar or butter tart, and washed down with some maple syrup. As a side, timbits of course, with some tortiere, salmon and curd.

Happy Canada Day eh!
Thanks.

Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:15pm.
Happy Canada D'eh. Mmmmmmmmm . . . Beaver Tails!

I shall mark the day with a Joe Louis, a Lune Moon or two, a handful of Hawkins Cheezies, and perhaps some poutine, all washed down with a litre bag of homo milk.

Thanks, MK, for the nod to your Canadian friends.

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:12pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:09pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:06pm.

My second name over there is Elegant Fartz. I'm klassy like dat.

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LMAO so that was you!!!

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Natch! Was there any doubt? For next act, I might post as Dingle S. Barry.

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Yeah, we totally ripped this off from the Whale's Tails/Elephant Ears in the US, we were sued and ended up settling with you guys by giving you Celine and Bieber because we could live without them. However, we couldn't live without fried, fatty bread once a year.