The Eyes Of Scientology Are Watching Katie Holmes (UPDATE)
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Katie Holmes is probably used to having the eyes of Scientology handlers glued to the back of her head so she doesn't take swimming lessons, fake her death on a yacht trip, run away to a small town and fall in love with Kevin Anderson. But TMZ says that since Katie Holmes is going hard at Tommy Girl by filing for sole custody of Suri, Scientology has stepped up their spying game. For the past few weeks, two SUVs have been trailing Katie's every move on the outside and several paparazzo who regularly stalk the estranged Bride of Scientology tell TMZ that the dudes driving those SUVs are not the paparazzi or from the tabloids. Cut to Katie opening up her medicine cabinet and finding that all of the butt lube bottles in there are turned with their labels facing out. They're watching you, girl!
None of this is surprising since I'm sure the top (and bottom, and versatile) queens of Scientology are not happy that Katie is trying to take away their golden child and screwing with Princess Tommy Girl. Katie has even moved out of the NYC apartment she shared with Tommy. TMZ says that in the past few weeks, Tommy has checked into a hotel every time he's been in town and hasn't slept one night in TomKat's apartment. Katie is living in a new apartment she rented weeks ago to prepare for the day she ripped her marriage contract straight in Tommy's face. Also, Katie filed for divorce in New York, because she has a better chance of getting sole custody of Suri here. But Radar says that Tommy is taking off his earrings, putting on all his chunkiest rings and slathering his face with Vaseline, because he's ready for a fight. Tommy's lawyers will respond to Katie's divorce filing this week by asking the New York court to move the case to California. Tommy will file his own divorce papers in California for both tax reasons and Suri-getting reasons. Tommy doesn't want anyone to think their primary residence is in NYC, because that will fuck with his taxes.
I bet in a galaxy nearby, L. Ron Hubbard is punching his Thetans right in the face. Now Scientology knows that the media is watching them watching Katie's ass. But still, Katie should still go to Matt Lauer's apartment and make him drool into an empty perfume bottle. Then she needs to spray the essence of glib all over her body. Those Scientology crazies won't get near that scent. Or she can just always wear a long coat made of antidepressants. Because those creepy alien whores are scarier than John Travolta's chomping-at-the-bit anus and they're really capable of anything.
UPDATE: One of the lawyers for Scientology deny their following Katie and we should believe him, because it's not like everything that comes out of Scientology's mouth is the opposite of the truth.
Here's a few pictures of the two SUVs allegedly busting some Scientology surveillance shit on Katie. I also threw in some pictures of a sad Tommy being sad on a sad helicopter ride.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:12pm.
I had no idea that Scientos were part of that mess.
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Actually, the CO$ had nothing to do with the case. It's just strange that two of their members were involved. A cult WAS involved but not CO$. Fascinating, Captain Kirk.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:21pm.
@Dog --
"Little known fact: Two of the major players in the Son of Sam murders were high-ranking Scientologists."
huh and wtf?!? can you give a quick summary, please? tia!
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See my post below. Scary stuff. You want to read a book about the case that will blow your mind? Read "Ultimate Evil" by Maury Terry. You'll be shocked about how many people knew Berkowitz wasn't the only shooter and that includes the Bronx District Attorney and eventually some of the cops who arrested Berkowitz.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:12pm.
I had no idea that Scientos were part of that mess.
I think people fail to see that Miscavige has turned the CO$ into a money making machine, with wealthy celebrity members "donating" millions per year to the cause. The old saying, with money, comes power, and that is why they are able to keep things hushed, and also why they are able to spy, lie, steal, and harass other people. Enough money creates silence on their criminal activities. This divorce with their "star" might not be so easily bought and hushed up.
Who knows, like I said, this divorce is the best thing to happen to gossip all year, as it has been super boring in the celeb world, and I am sick to death of Lohan stories and talking about them!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:17pm.
Dog...I didn't know that about the Son of Sam thing! Wow.
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John and Michael Carr. John Carr did three of the shootings that Berkie didn't do. Michael was a very high-ranking CO$. John was murdered and no one has ever even been accused, NVM arrested. Michael died under very suspicious circumstances on the West Side Highway.
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@Dog --
"Little known fact: Two of the major players in the Son of Sam murders were high-ranking Scientologists."
huh and wtf?!? can you give a quick summary, please? tia!
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@Mel-Tang- It was me who brought up his wife.
"Miscavige is married to fellow Sea Org member Shelly Miscavige, who, according to Lawrence Wright in The New Yorker, "disappeared" in 2006, and "her current status is unknown."
WTF! Just looked at TC's cousin William Mapother. Totally looks like Suri!
Never thought she looked like Chris Klein. This is more believable!
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Dog...I didn't know that about the Son of Sam thing! Wow.
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Someone brought up earlier (my apologies I don't remember who), that David Miscavige's wife hasn't been seen in a fee years?!?!?! Ehy isn't someone investigating that???
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:55pm.
- because the average asshole who reads weekly celebrity magazines with POOR TOM on the cover would be easier to fool into feeling sorry for him than someone posting on Dlisted. And there millions who buy those magazines compared to thousands who read Dlisted.
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But what *could* they say that would make TC sympathetic in this? People already think he's crazy and creepy and controlling. A court case that seems to confirm everything bad people think about him (and I think he'll take the custody battle to court) would hardly improve his image. Right?
Not trying to be snarky. I just don't see how what you're saying would work.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:02pm.
Yes ma'am, I did, and thank you! I know YOU get my point.
I just wish someone could find out why missing CO$ members are never reported to the authorities, and if they are reported, why doesn't anyone bother to investigate? Those are facts, read any CO$ related article in the St.Petersburg Times, New York Times, The Village Voice and I believe a scathing article years back in Newsweek. Seems to me, they must have some level of power. *shrugs*
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They do but I don't know why or how much. It's as if law enforcement has no power when it comes to CO$. Like CO$ has a force field around it. They probably think they actually do.
Little known fact: Two of the major players in the Son of Sam murders were high-ranking Scientologists.
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Dog, I agree. Maybe she is a better actress than we've all given her credit for. Haha
Evil..you are NOT stupid!! :( I think this organization is waaaay more powerful than most people think/know.
Lisbet, I agree with the Catholic thing. As a matter of fact, I believe ALL religions are cults.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:02pm.
Yes ma'am, I did, and thank you! I know YOU get my point.
I just wish someone could find out why missing CO$ members are never reported to the authorities, and if they are reported, why doesn't anyone bother to investigate? Those are facts, read any CO$ related article in the St.Petersburg Times, New York Times, The Village Voice and I believe a scathing article years back in Newsweek. Seems to me, they must have some level of power. *shrugs*
This picture isn't of 2 different SUV's following her. The black one is with Tom Cruise by his helicopter. I think TMZ had a different picture of the white one along with a black mercedees suv. Doesn't matter!!
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Lucifer...lol I wonder if William ever feels slighted and annoyed that Tom got the better looks/career.
Kelly...you took the words right out of my mouth! No truly loving parent would just give up on their children, money or not.
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Hekki -'The Conversation' is a FANTASTIC movie. I love that movie.
Anyway, I hope Katie gets full custody of Suri.
Dog - I *think* Evil's comment is directed at Lucifer_Sam's post.
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Submitted by pixxxie on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:04pm.
I dont think suri looks like anyone but katie.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 4:01pm.
Fine, I am stupid, this is a publicity stunt, and the CO$ has zero power, influence or shady dealings.
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You're not stupid! Didn't you read what I said to you? :-(
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Fine, I am stupid, this is a publicity stunt, and the CO$ has zero power, influence or shady dealings.
So now what do we talk about Lohan? *Zzzzzzzz*? Rojo Caliente *Zzzzzzzz*?
The weather?
Mel-Tang, like I said yesterday, I think he knew she wanted out but thought he had successfully put the kibosh on it until he and CO$ figured out a way to announce and spin it in his favor. I don't think it ever occurred to him that she wasn't completely under his control and still had her own mind.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:05pm.
Pfft. I'm going to worry about an (almost) equally kooky religion with real power - Mormonism.
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Oh, FFS. They're not even remotely comparible. A better comparison would be Mormonism and the Roman Catholic Church. The only difference is that there are more Catholics, so people are more frightened of antagonising them.
(FWIW, I'm neither Catholic nor Mormon. It's just that the Mormon bashing pisses me off.)
Submitted by Kelly0213 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:53pm.
BernardProfiterole is a bitter teenager whose only aim on here is to rile people with its posts. It is clearly a fat, pimply loser who loves the smell of its own bedfarts.
Ever read The Stand? Think Harold before he got thin and without the brain.
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Jerseygirl...I agree!
I don't believe he was blindsided, either. He has too many people on her ass 24/7 for her to do anything that shocks them.
Maybe the goons have known all along, and they wanted to see how far she would actually take it. It's probably like a sick game to them.
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I dont think that there is any reason to spy on katie...
I personally think they shouldn't get divorced, they should think about Suri...
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Wow Bernard! That's her child you're talking about.. my kids drive me up the fucking wall and to just ditch them and DH sometimes would be a dream come true.. but no one actually really does it.. because it's called unconditional would die for them love.
Your post disgusts me..Yes she's a spoiled little tart but it's her daughter..Her flesh and blood!
Wtf?
Just googled William Mapother. God, what an unfortunate looking man.
- because the average asshole who reads weekly celebrity magazines with POOR TOM on the cover would be easier to fool into feeling sorry for him than someone posting on Dlisted. And there millions who buy those magazines compared to thousands who read Dlisted. If the COS is as powerful and sneaky as people spend hours claiming it is, is it really believable then that something like this would happen without their say so? Contradictory. Only time will tell, I guess.
- my opinion, btw. Not fact.
Foxxy...exactly!
If they have wiretapped governments, I don't think they're too worried about a peon like Katie.
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Ear worm alert: That Rockwell song will remain in your skull the whole damn day. Don't listen!!!!!! grrrrrrrrr
Time to get my drink on.
Happy Canada Day, eh
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I find it interesting, that he's so heartbroken and "blindsided", yet he's had people tailing her for 2 weeks. So someone suspected something.
I think he's not necessarily surprised by the divorce, but he's surprised that she's not following the plan. There is no positive PR spin for him on this, unlike the Nicole divorce, where he played the victim with all those rumors about how she had to be pregnant with another man's baby because it couldn't possibly be his.
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Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:32pm.
I thought the story is that Tom's cousin William Mapother is Suri's dad (cause Tom is probably sterile)? All part of her contract.
Suri totally has his nose and eyes.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:31pm.
So if this was all choreographed to boost both careers, why would the CO$ allow it?
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It isn't and they didn't. You are not stupid. I don't know what HIS intentions were but I think SHE really loved him and thought this was a real marriage. This divorce can only hurt him, Evil. No matter what he does, he's toast and she comes out looking like the innocent lamb. No way his team is in on this.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:26pm.
"Very interesting Evil Cupcake and Salacious! Thanks for posting"
ditto. main thing i got out of article? even 30 years ago, the CO$ wiretapped and attempted to control US government agencies. anything else need to be said?
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I agree Evil Cupcake.
And fleur, it's funny that you mentioned the eyes. I just looked at pics of suri and tom, and she DOES have the same eyes. And chin! :(
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It's not about primary residence, he filed in CA because that's where the fucking Scieno HQ is. His COS AND Hollywood friends will provide plenty of support.
I hope Katie is ready for a real struggle.
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This may be one of those cases where the paps following you around might be a good thing. She needs all the witnesses she can get.
For some reason, I thought that CO$ was a California/Hollywood thing. When I was running errands yesterday, an ad aired on the radio asking horz to come see what they're about. They're heeeeeeeeeaaaaaar!!! o_O
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I thought the story is that Tom's cousin William Mapother is Suri's dad (cause Tom is probably sterile)? All part of her contract.
Suri totally has his nose and eyes.
So if this was all choreographed to boost both careers, why would the CO$ allow it? It is ultimately painting the "church" in a bad light, given ALL the scandals and defections this year alone. Why would the CO$, so controlling, allow their "church" to be dragged through, yet another scandal?
I guess I am stupid, as so many have told me, but I see no benefit that a public divorce can do to a sagging career. It will only turn people off Cruise AND the church. Contrary to what the majority of people say, there IS such a thing as bad publicity for both Cruise AND the CO$.
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Submitted by rosehips69 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:17pm.
Not to defend CO$ but they were barely even tangential in that whole situation. IMO, those two were just two weak hipster assholes who couldn't cut it in the real world. Faced with their first failures, they killed themselves. End of story. CO$ wasn't even a factor, IMO. There was no proof of or witnesses to the alleged spying, etc.
That's exactly how I saw it, too.
Lucifer...we all knew this charade would end in a divorce, I think everyone is interested to see what happens to Suri and if she ends up like Connor and Isabella. I would be very surprised if Katie would just let Tom have her.
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I want to know how she was able to talk to her parents and lawyers and shit without the $cientos knowing about it. I can't imagine what kind of crazy maneuvering she probably had to do, in order to have a secure, private conversation!
Which reminds me of "The Conversation". That's about how paranoid I'd be if I were Katie.
Okay, in the wake of the Travolta scandal and with everyone and their uncle defecting from Scientology, how does the cult think trailing Katie around is going to make them look good and not confirm every bad rumor about the "religion?"
Also, how does Tom salvage his career (Rock of Ages, anyone?) and further his "good guy" persona by wrenching "his kid" (we all know the truth about that one) away from her mother? Everyone, but EVERYONE knows that if he gets sole custody of Suri (as he did with Connor and Isabella) she will go directly into Scientology conditioning, do not pass Go.
Yeah, he has the money and the lawyers, but at this point does he actually think he can spin a vicious fight so he comes out looking like the "caring parent?" Uh, no. Maybe he doesn't care anymore, but he will end up looking like the cult-controlled nutball he truly is.
Very interesting Evil Cupcake and Salacious! Thanks for posting.
Sounds like Katie started freaking out at the possibility of Suri being 'interviewed.' Suri would be forced to tell them everything Mommy and Daddy talk about. Or everything Mommy does when the goons aren't right on top of her.
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Submitted by fashionisary on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:21pm.
seriously annobanano, Thank you for telling me about http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/ its hilarious
I thanked anno last night for introducing me to that site. It's some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while. I actually read it backwards all the way to the first post.
this will get ugly in the press.....the media is going to have a field day!
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Submitted by rosehips69 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:17pm.
Not to defend CO$ but they were barely even tangential in that whole situation. IMO, those two were just two weak hipster assholes who couldn't cut it in the real world. Faced with their first failures, they killed themselves. End of story. CO$ wasn't even a factor, IMO. There was no proof of or witnesses to the alleged spying, etc.
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