The Eyes Of Scientology Are Watching Katie Holmes (UPDATE)
This post definitely needs a soundtrack:
Katie Holmes is probably used to having the eyes of Scientology handlers glued to the back of her head so she doesn't take swimming lessons, fake her death on a yacht trip, run away to a small town and fall in love with Kevin Anderson. But TMZ says that since Katie Holmes is going hard at Tommy Girl by filing for sole custody of Suri, Scientology has stepped up their spying game. For the past few weeks, two SUVs have been trailing Katie's every move on the outside and several paparazzo who regularly stalk the estranged Bride of Scientology tell TMZ that the dudes driving those SUVs are not the paparazzi or from the tabloids. Cut to Katie opening up her medicine cabinet and finding that all of the butt lube bottles in there are turned with their labels facing out. They're watching you, girl!
None of this is surprising since I'm sure the top (and bottom, and versatile) queens of Scientology are not happy that Katie is trying to take away their golden child and screwing with Princess Tommy Girl. Katie has even moved out of the NYC apartment she shared with Tommy. TMZ says that in the past few weeks, Tommy has checked into a hotel every time he's been in town and hasn't slept one night in TomKat's apartment. Katie is living in a new apartment she rented weeks ago to prepare for the day she ripped her marriage contract straight in Tommy's face. Also, Katie filed for divorce in New York, because she has a better chance of getting sole custody of Suri here. But Radar says that Tommy is taking off his earrings, putting on all his chunkiest rings and slathering his face with Vaseline, because he's ready for a fight. Tommy's lawyers will respond to Katie's divorce filing this week by asking the New York court to move the case to California. Tommy will file his own divorce papers in California for both tax reasons and Suri-getting reasons. Tommy doesn't want anyone to think their primary residence is in NYC, because that will fuck with his taxes.
I bet in a galaxy nearby, L. Ron Hubbard is punching his Thetans right in the face. Now Scientology knows that the media is watching them watching Katie's ass. But still, Katie should still go to Matt Lauer's apartment and make him drool into an empty perfume bottle. Then she needs to spray the essence of glib all over her body. Those Scientology crazies won't get near that scent. Or she can just always wear a long coat made of antidepressants. Because those creepy alien whores are scarier than John Travolta's chomping-at-the-bit anus and they're really capable of anything.
UPDATE: One of the lawyers for Scientology deny their following Katie and we should believe him, because it's not like everything that comes out of Scientology's mouth is the opposite of the truth.
Here's a few pictures of the two SUVs allegedly busting some Scientology surveillance shit on Katie. I also threw in some pictures of a sad Tommy being sad on a sad helicopter ride.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:55pm.
Blasphemy!
I don't think Tom and the Scientologists realize it's 2012. This is not like it was back in the day with Kidman. Sure Cruise gets his ladies to sign a million confidentiality agreements, but it's fucking 2012. We live in a 24/7 celebrity culture where the paps are EVERYWHERE. You can't just openly have her followed around or do much of anything to her. She can send her sources out to let everyone now what's going on and how she's feeling terrorized without ever going on record. The paps snap pictures of the mysterious SUV's, sites like this post them and now everyone knows. You can't keep that shit under wraps and hope you can intimidate her with out of date stalking techniques.
Given the kind of impressive way she high-tailed it out of this contract she's clearly not that dumb or that brainwashed. Yes, I'm sure it was a contract, but I think it's pretty clear Cruise did not agree to this kind of exit in said contract. Events seem like they are clearly out of his and his handlers control at the moment which is fucking hilarious. She always seemed so boring and lifeless, but it looks like Katie has gone fucking rogue on these wackjobs. Heehee.
I love how Katie Holmes was almost completely faded into obscurity when Tom plucked her out of obscurity and forced her back into the public eye to be his beard. Maybe now without Tom Cruise forcing her into the limelight, she'll just retire and go back to Iowa, or wherever she's from.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:54pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:47pm.
We need another post, methinks.
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We need cocktails, meknows.
This cultural Episcopalian has the cocktail portion under control.
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So, you're drinking Schlitz?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:47pm.
We need another post, methinks.
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We need cocktails, meknows.
This cultural Episcopalian has the cocktail portion under control.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:47pm.
"We need another post, methinks."
oh no! they've already captured Mike!!!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Here's some dirt about Miscavige that is very interesting:
http://fishman.home.xs4all.nl/family1.html
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Stessie1216 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:20pm.
again, 30 years ago they were already trying to control national officials and agencies. imo, that suggests they already have their home law enforcement and prosecution (NJ, FL, CA) handled, or they think they do.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:47pm.
We need another post, methinks.
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We need another post, methinks.
Stessie....I remember reading that about her Mom! And yes, I just read that Miscavige's wife went MIA in 08/09 *allegedly* because she questioned his inappropriate relationship with his minder or some crap.
I think they sent her to a scio camp to get her behavior under control. Ahem.
I read this all at the site I posted before.
Www.scientology-cult.com. These people would know all of this inside info because they still belong, they just loathe David.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:42pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Stessie1216 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:20pm.
Her mother supposedly commited suicide by shooting herself in the chest 3 times and the head all with a rifle?
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the hell? Seriously?
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Yeah, and Miscavige is a HUGE firearms enthusiast. I read somewhere he is an ace at target shooting!
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Wait. This woman is shot in the chest three times as well as the head, and law enforcement ruled it a SUICIDE???
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Stessie1216 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:20pm.
Her mother supposedly commited suicide by shooting herself in the chest 3 times and the head all with a rifle?
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the hell? Seriously?
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Yeah, and Miscavige is a HUGE firearms enthusiast. I read somewhere he is an ace at target shooting!
ba-buttons, have a great time tonight. *surprised you came up for air*
They're all that and more, baby! ;p
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:22pm.
Oh Doggie, it is just a name I gave myself because I feel guilty ( the church doesn't make me feel this way, I just feel it) that I am not more involved on a regular basis. I pretty much go when I need something (Comfort, quiet, perspective, positivity, prayers to be heard) and don't go when life is good. I feel like a "user" sometimes. Can't really explain it, but that's why I call myself that. Silly, I know, but ......
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Not silly. You have a lot of company, I think. :-)
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:22pm.
Oh Doggie, it is just a name I gave myself because I feel guilty ( the church doesn't make me feel this way, I just feel it) that I am not more involved on a regular basis. I pretty much go when I need something (Comfort, quiet, perspective, positivity, prayers to be heard) and don't go when life is good. I feel like a "user" sometimes. Can't really explain it, but that's why I call myself that. Silly, I know, but ......
*ba-buttons screeches into thread on hijacked Pride parade float*
'Sup bitches! Toronto Pride update!! Home to change before my friends big DJ set tonight! North Stage! 8 PM! The majestic DJ Alyssa Sweet!!
Met Lady Miss Kier! She looks like hell! Would still tap her!
Bi-sexual strippers are everything you think they would be!!!
*ba-buttons screeches out*
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
One of my classes in college required us to experience another religion for two weeks and come back and share/report to the class. It was always the ones who went to Scientology that came back freaked out and behemothly saying that it's not a church but a sociopathic cult out for cash. The professor would always nod and giggle of course. They have a "center" in Chicago on Lincoln and were always trying to "audit" young college students with promises of "happiness". We would always politely decline, I still shutter at the dead eyes and plastic smiles...
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Submitted by Stessie1216 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:20pm.
Her mother supposedly commited suicide by shooting herself in the chest 3 times and the head all with a rifle?
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the hell? Seriously?
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Submitted by undinespragg on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:20pm.
I cannibalized 3 cherry limeade cupcakes the other day. They were HEAVEN! I don't have a bakery close by, and the grocery stores all have those lardy iced cupcakes that just are no fun to eat, so I am forced, every now and again, to make my own.
File this under "Well, duh"... the Scientologist nutjobs do this sort of crap alll the time.... the real story here is why they are allowed to get aware with this, where are the authorities, where are the real journalists to once and for all call this cult out and bring it to it's knees???
It's time for us to start following Sci'tolgists around and making their life hell.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:06pm.
Again, I am a bad Catholic, I am not in church weekly or even monthly. I do pray and sometimes even crack open the Bible. But to say I am "religious" would be a lie,however, sometimes it helps. I do it for me, when I need it, and no one else.
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Why does that make you a bad Catholic? I snuck out of church early this morning and didn't stand during Praise and Worship. One night a friend and I snuck out of Bible Study and went shopping. None of that make me a bad Christian! Although I did spend too much money and my husband was mad, so we do reap what we sow. LMAO!
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I thought you all were exagerating about missing people, but even Tom's Best Friend and Best Man's wife Shelly Miscavige has been missing since 2006. She is the one who set up the Mrs. Tom Cruise auditions because David Miscavige delegated her to do it. She fell out with him and no one knows where she is.
Some say dead, some say in scientology "prison". Her mother supposedly commited suicide by shooting herself in the chest 3 times and the head all with a rifle?
And this guy uses blackmail even against IRS employees to get tax exept status. I thought people just thought they were weird, I didn't know they were really greedy and power hunger and violent.
Katie could bring this all down, but she will sign the stay silent contract to get the millions. Money talks.
Wait, missing since 2008? I can't remember. Shortly after the marriage. Maybe she got blamed for the Tom Cruise behavior and the church getting bad press. Most people blame TC sister who was his publicist at the time.
This creep David is 5"5, not a high school graduate, and likes to verbally and physically assault his church co-workers also.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:52pm.
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I totally hate the Catholic Church, yet almost all my best friends are Catholic. They do not have that different of belief systems or politics than I do. Most of them are "bad" Catholics and don't follow all of the rules, however. Some of them converted for their spouses.
So I don't hate my friends obviously, I just don't point out the glaringly inconsistencies between what their religion is telling them about reality and what they are living in their every day lives on a day to day basis. It seems to work well, and somehow they are not bothered by the cognitive dissonance.
Also, it is so unfair EC, of you to come in here, with your delicious cupcake-ey goodness, reminding me that I no longer live down the street from the bakery that makes cherry buttercream cupcakes! That is just cruel.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by sybil on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:07pm.
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No disrespecting the zombies, y'all! They only eat when they're hungry! They're INNOCENT! *burp* ;p
Night EvilShoe!
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:52pm.
Exactly GTL. There are nut cases, molesters, thieves, hypocrites in EVERY church, and anyone who says that isn't so is terribly naive.
I don't take people's hatred of Catholics personally, because people do not know me, or my belief system, I may belong to a particular religion, but that does not make me who I am, and I don't agree with everything that the church does, in fact I don't agree with a lot of shit in life.
Again, I am a bad Catholic, I am not in church weekly or even monthly. I do pray and sometimes even crack open the Bible. But to say I am "religious" would be a lie,however, sometimes it helps. I do it for me, when I need it, and no one else.
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Amen -- and that is because when you declare yourself a member of a church, dumb fucking parents decide that you are trustworthy and therefore give you access to their children. So of course, any religion will draw in perverts, child molesters, etc.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:12pm.
I knew you weren't just bashing Catholicism. I have no problem whatsoever with anything you said. I just feel bad you experienced the worst of the religion. I am no Bible thumper, and if people like religion or hate it, I understand all sides. Heck, my mom is very down on the religion. She even asked me WHY I went to church a couple weeks ago. 10 yrs ago she told me I needed to go! LOL!
Look at Katie's expression, especially the jowls, for such a young woman. Any more proof needed that money isn't everything?
Dudes...that is Chris Klein's kid. She's a dead ringer.
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If anyone has time and wants to read some very interesting stuff, go to Scientology-cult.com.
It seems they are disgruntled Scientologists who still belong to the religion, but HATE David Miscavag and want him out. Lol
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by sybil on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:07pm.
I keep confusing Scientology with the Zombies/Bath Salts stories!
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LOL! Aren't they pretty much the same thing? Scientologists seem like Zombie and they are starved, maybe not for braiiiiiins, but money!
Evil and GTL, that's what I originally was saying! I wasn't only bashing Catholics. I personally don't like or believe in any organized religion. But someone else said that 'the catholic church excluded no one.' My whole rant was that they have their evil side just like every other religion.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:03pm.
Shoot Evil, we need to send you in, undercover to blow the lid off of them!
I have run in to all sorts of religions in my time, but I have NEVER met or known anyone who was a Scientologist. I have always wondered what conversations with them would be like.
Glad to know the Times just changed names, because they have excellent investigative reporting. At least, I think so.
haha ESE I used to ask if I could speak to Lisa Mcpherson directly to get her take on them.
Have a good night everyone :)
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:03pm.
they are agressive
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yes, yes they are!... but amazingly not well equipt to deal with folks that want to play "did L. Ron Hubbard like to fuck little boys on a yacht in the middle of the ocean?"... that always gets them nervous for some reason?... *shrugs*... some people just can't hang, ya know?... hee!
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:06pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:51pm.
Koko, you should have kept the email and forwarded it to every newspaper, friend, blog, friend of friend, and random lawn jockey you could think of. I would have.
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Oh I still have the email but I am paranoid with Scientology peeps.
EDIT: HOLY SHIT...I just wwent back and checked my email and the instructions were a 50+ page document. I guess I found it such a fascinating read I didn't realize how long it was. And yes there was mentioning of mental illness and how it doesn't really exist (YAY! says the person with sometimes severe depression)
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Stop being glib.
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I keep confusing Scientology with the Zombies/Bath Salts stories!
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:52pm.
Exactly GTL. There are nut cases, molesters, thieves, hypocrites in EVERY church, and anyone who says that isn't so is terribly naive.
I don't take people's hatred of Catholics personally, because people do not know me, or my belief system, I may belong to a particular religion, but that does not make me who I am, and I don't agree with everything that the church does, in fact I don't agree with a lot of shit in life.
Again, I am a bad Catholic, I am not in church weekly or even monthly. I do pray and sometimes even crack open the Bible. But to say I am "religious" would be a lie,however, sometimes it helps. I do it for me, when I need it, and no one else.
Doh! The link is not working. Dang it.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Evil - the Times didn't go under, just changed names. I guess they wanted the whole area in their name not just St. Pete.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:43pm.
Well I'm starting the Church of Mel-Tang. I exclude no one. Even Brangeloonies and JJ members
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will there be a smoking section?... refreshments served?... i've always wanted to be a part of an organization that has the word "Tang" in it, but i need to be able to know that my needs will be met!
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Hahahhahaha! YES! I want in on this.
Although, like Groucho Marx, I'm not sure I want to belong to any club that will take me as a member.
Lmao...I found this gem while looking up 'what happened to David Miscavige's wife.'
http://www.scientology-cult.com/videos/humor-html
www.poopreport.com :)
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I forgot to add earlier:
It's never the victim's fault. Blaming victims does nothing but make life easier for abusers.
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E_C they are agressive when they try to talk you into around to learn about them. I'm from Pinellas county originally (lived in the Bay Area my whole life). My elementary school was literally in the middle of their territory. We don't normally see them over the bridge on Clearwater Beach, just on Ft Harrison in downtown.
Nick Bollea also had that car accident of his right in CO$ land.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:54pm.
Really???? The Times is no more! Boooo! When did they go under? I guess I never really looked at the dates on the articles, because I was so entranced with the subject matter!
*throws box of Cookie Dough cupcake cousins especially for ESE*
I don't like most of my relatives, so sacrificing them is no big deal! ; P
Submitted by undinespragg on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:49pm.
Undine, I'm not sure why you pointed out that part of what I said. Maybe you missed the point?
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I pointed it out because it sums up the reason I do not associate with the Christian Church or religions in general. (obviously a tangent, but actually the whole religious discussion is a tangent)
I never said that was the substance of your post. I just had to say it, because I hate it every time I hear those words some of out of a Christian's mouth. I guess you could say I would hate hearing them from your pastor? I hated hearing them from mine when I was growing up.
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I don't walk in your shoes and don't pretend to know what you feel. I'm sorry you had such a bad experience with the church (whichever it was). I'd advise you to try again but something tells me you wouldn't appreciate the advice and that's cool. :-) A lot of people, sadly, have had bad experiences with organized religion all across the spectrum.
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Knative...that was very interesting and heartbreaking. Thank you for sharing.
Dog and ESE...lol and there will be orange tang and vodka at the next meeting. Smoking and drinking are allowed, but only if you bring enough for everyone. :)
Koko....that is frightening!!! Glad you didn't take the job!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:52pm.
No kidding! I have always thought those reporters for both the Times and Voice should get security, because they are really the first ones to dare expose not only the church, but Miscavige for what they are!
WOW! I had no idea you lived in the heart of CO$ country! Do the Scientos ever discuss their religion publicly or is it not really mentioned?