The Eyes Of Scientology Are Watching Katie Holmes (UPDATE)
This post definitely needs a soundtrack:
Katie Holmes is probably used to having the eyes of Scientology handlers glued to the back of her head so she doesn't take swimming lessons, fake her death on a yacht trip, run away to a small town and fall in love with Kevin Anderson. But TMZ says that since Katie Holmes is going hard at Tommy Girl by filing for sole custody of Suri, Scientology has stepped up their spying game. For the past few weeks, two SUVs have been trailing Katie's every move on the outside and several paparazzo who regularly stalk the estranged Bride of Scientology tell TMZ that the dudes driving those SUVs are not the paparazzi or from the tabloids. Cut to Katie opening up her medicine cabinet and finding that all of the butt lube bottles in there are turned with their labels facing out. They're watching you, girl!
None of this is surprising since I'm sure the top (and bottom, and versatile) queens of Scientology are not happy that Katie is trying to take away their golden child and screwing with Princess Tommy Girl. Katie has even moved out of the NYC apartment she shared with Tommy. TMZ says that in the past few weeks, Tommy has checked into a hotel every time he's been in town and hasn't slept one night in TomKat's apartment. Katie is living in a new apartment she rented weeks ago to prepare for the day she ripped her marriage contract straight in Tommy's face. Also, Katie filed for divorce in New York, because she has a better chance of getting sole custody of Suri here. But Radar says that Tommy is taking off his earrings, putting on all his chunkiest rings and slathering his face with Vaseline, because he's ready for a fight. Tommy's lawyers will respond to Katie's divorce filing this week by asking the New York court to move the case to California. Tommy will file his own divorce papers in California for both tax reasons and Suri-getting reasons. Tommy doesn't want anyone to think their primary residence is in NYC, because that will fuck with his taxes.
I bet in a galaxy nearby, L. Ron Hubbard is punching his Thetans right in the face. Now Scientology knows that the media is watching them watching Katie's ass. But still, Katie should still go to Matt Lauer's apartment and make him drool into an empty perfume bottle. Then she needs to spray the essence of glib all over her body. Those Scientology crazies won't get near that scent. Or she can just always wear a long coat made of antidepressants. Because those creepy alien whores are scarier than John Travolta's chomping-at-the-bit anus and they're really capable of anything.
UPDATE: One of the lawyers for Scientology deny their following Katie and we should believe him, because it's not like everything that comes out of Scientology's mouth is the opposite of the truth.
Here's a few pictures of the two SUVs allegedly busting some Scientology surveillance shit on Katie. I also threw in some pictures of a sad Tommy being sad on a sad helicopter ride.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:28pm.
On the 4th I'll be gettin some head but what I want to know is, anyone else on here into MGK
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I have no idea what MGK is but if it involves warm baby oil, a rubber band and a milk bottle then.....what the hell, I'm IN. lol!
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Mmmmm sexay! If I were in any situation concerning MGK that involved any of those three things it would be the highlight of my year!
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:28pm.
On the 4th I'll be gettin some head but what I want to know is, anyone else on here into MGK
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I have no idea what MGK is but if it involves Warm baby oil, a rubber band and a milk bottle then.....what the hell, I'm IN. lol!
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LOL, if mgk=wine, then DUHHHH!! *brings MGK vino and baby oil; plus some avocado and shrimp because I'm hoping this is a bbq*
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:41pm.
@Event
Danka for the link, but I just can't with rap. Same thing with super-twangy country music. ;)
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To each his own.
I think his music is ight but I think his real selling point is that he's so fucking hot!!!
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:42pm.
Mike, you have to work Weds???
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MIKE IF YOU DO NOT HAVE WED OFF THEN YOU WORK FOR COS$. R.U.N.!
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:28pm.
On the 4th I'll be gettin some head but what I want to know is, anyone else on here into MGK
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I have no idea what MGK is but if it involves warm baby oil, a rubber band and a milk bottle then.....what the hell, I'm IN. lol!
Submitted by uy on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:36pm.
Interesting. Something in the milk ain't clean. Is it possible Tom wants out of Scientology?
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This is a damn interesting view. Quite possibly/logically, this could be Tom's only way out of that Matrix-salts-couch abusers group. It would also be the only way he would win Katie back, if he truly loves her. At some point, one has to wake the fk up and question shit.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Mike, you have to work Weds???
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:33pm.
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Strip poker...what my 7 doesn't beat your full house..okey dokey:P
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I'd raise you but I know what you keep on your computer so I'm thinking you're already raised, you pervy hound.
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@Event
Danka for the link, but I just can't with rap. Same thing with super-twangy country music. ;)
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David Miscavige is only a reported 5'5", so that means more like 1-2 inches shorter. Napoleon complex???? Yup!
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:29pm.
Mike, my company is closed Weds, Thurs and Fri. :-)
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We do that if the 4th falls on a Tues. or Thurs. (i.e., we'd shut down either Monday or Friday to provide the employees with a long weekend), but not a Wed.
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Katie watch out for those CO$ sharks
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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:30pm.
@Event
Good for you! LOL And what is MGK?
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Here is a link to one of his songs I posted earlier
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http://youtu.be/A_J7kEhY9sM
♪Snap back with my city on it
Text back with your titties on it
Levis, put your kitty on it
Start grinding like the Clipse is on it♫
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Are these assholes still trying to convince the public that this isn't a totally calculated break up? Oh wait, it appears to be working.
The only that can help Tom's career is getting public sympathy. The only thing that can help Katie's "career" is divorcing Tom.
Are people really falling for this sham? Yeah, run Katie - into the arms of your million-dollar windfall. Yawn.
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Interesting. Something in the milk ain't clean. Is it possible Tom wants out of Scientology? He obviously knew about the divorce. Why would he be ok with her slamming Scientology publicaly? He could have settled with her quietly and all would go away in a few weeks. He has nothing to gain if Katie puts all the blame on his Scientology obsession. It would ruin what's left of his career.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:33pm.
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Strip poker...what my 7 doesn't beat your full house..okey dokey:P
Yes, that's right; Xenu's Thetans from the planet Zorky are now doing their typical scientology bullshit intimidation. Another reason why they're recognized as a cult, not a religion...
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A rapper? Do not love.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:23pm.
Dooooooggggiiieee my sweeet love, how are doin:) so... Blohan is dead I heard..lol. Look at us laughing at what could actually be a national TRADJEDY BAWAHAaaaaaa!!!
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I just axed if she was deaded yet. Hee hee. How you is today??
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BBQ...and just a little on the drunky side of life at the moment:P :)
Hangin out with some old friends and had a great day!
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Oh, you're drunk? Wanna play cards?
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This shit is gettin' goooooood.
I "think" MGK is a rapper, although I am not familiar with his stuff.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:20pm.
Tigerlilly,
She is BY FAR the WORST dresser in Hollywood. *shudders at scrunchie*
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YES! And bitch was shoved down our throats as some 'fashion icon'...SAY WHAT???? And she has her own 'fashion line'? I've seen homeless teens dress better than this bitch. The only reason why I am not advocating some swift Scieno action on the wearer of this atrocity is cuz I wanna read EVERY WORD of Katie's tell-all. And there better be one...cuz after wearing this mess ON TOP of all the other cloth turds this bitch has donned, there's really no other reason to spare her life.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:23pm.
Dooooooggggiiieee my sweeet love, how are doin:) so... Blohan is dead I heard..lol. Look at us laughing at what could actually be a national TRADJEDY BAWAHAaaaaaa!!!
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I just axed if she was deaded yet. Hee hee. How you is today??
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BBQ...and just a little on the drunky side of life at the moment:P :)
Hangin out with some old friends and had a great day!
@Event
Good for you! LOL And what is MGK?
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Mike, my company is closed Weds, Thurs and Fri. :-)
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On the 4th I'll be gettin some head but what I want to know is, anyone else on here into MGK?
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Submitted by kate773 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:13pm.
Thanks Kate! : )
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As far as plans for the 4th, I will be running around like a chicken with my head cut off, trying to shore up everything for my trip, which starts on the 5th. The BEST decision of my life was deciding to drive myself to the airport, and just spend $115 on long term parking, as opposed to begging a "friend" to take me, then hear how inconvenient it is for them to do so. (Fed Ex guy is on vacay, so he can't take me, which made him feel bad. Dork!)
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:17pm.
What's everyone doing for the 4th? Anything exciting?
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Out and about in a boat to watch the fireworks. With wine. You?
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Going down to visit my folks in the eastern part of the state, then stick around and visit with various friends and family (I'm off Thurs. and Fri., too).
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:23pm.
Dooooooggggiiieee my sweeet love, how are doin:) so... Blohan is dead I heard..lol. Look at us laughing at what could actually be a national TRADJEDY BAWAHAaaaaaa!!!
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I just axed if she was deaded yet. Hee hee. How you is today??
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Dooooooggggiiieee my sweeet love, how are doin:) so... Blohan is dead I heard..lol. Look at us laughing at what could actually be a national TRADJEDY BAWAHAaaaaaa!!!
@Mike
Lotsa beer and brats! And fireworks! WOOHOO! *burp*
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:17pm.
What's everyone doing for the 4th? Anything exciting?
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Out and about in a boat to watch the fireworks. With wine. You?
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Tigerlilly,
She is BY FAR the WORST dresser in Hollywood. *shudders at scrunchie*
Katie's face in that pic - I hope it's causing Miscavige/CoS sphincters to clench.
Game is UP, fuckers.
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Didn't read the thread yet so forgive me if I'm just regurgitating what someone already said but while I don't doubt the Sciento douches are capable of this, I'm sure Katie is also playing up the threats she faces. Homeslice is smart. She knows people don't like Scientology, don't trust it, and would believe her before believing crazy ol' Tomkat.
Wow, everyone's gone off on the Catholic Tangent which has no bearing on what is going on with Holmes and Cruise, other than Holmes and ex-wife Nicole Kidman were practicing Catholics before marrying Cruise. Guess people are trying to divert attention from one EVOL to another.
Have the Co$ trolls entered this fray? Too lazy to scroll through a million comments.
I hope Katie and Suri make a clean getaway.
What's everyone doing for the 4th? Anything exciting?
Whamalamadingdong!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:10pm.
BloHan died?
Dog, trying to get everyone excited.
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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:11pm.
Hey guy's what's goin down, good weekend?
Fair to middling.
Do let us know when a new Angelina post goes up on JH.
Happy Canada Day, btw.
What the helly hell hell is Katie WEARING???? No, just no. I don't care if Xenu's assassins are out for your ass, YOU DO NOT WEAR A SCRUNCHIE ON YOUR WRIST, your grampa's favorite carmel square eatin' sweater AND denim on denim in JUNE/JULY no less. You don't. This outfit gives those scieno-freaks virtual evidence that you 'committed suicide' because who else but someone hellbent on killing themselves would willingly wear this mess in public? And don't even TRY to tell me that scrunchie belongs to Suri. Suri would swallow a bottle of Zoloft whilst being glib before she'd even CONSIDER wearing a scrunchie!!!
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Hola, overheated hookers!
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:10pm.
BloHan died?
Dog, trying to get everyone excited.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:42pm.
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I won't repost the whole post but this was brilliant. All I wanted to say on the matter.
Hey guy's what's goin down, good weekend?
BloHan died?
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She ain't gonna make it out alive without surrendering the alien child. Kid-man is still alive and you can see what the aliens did to her face as punishment.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:52pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:47pm.
"We need another post, methinks."
oh no! they've already captured Mike!!!!
Never happen. You want mike to lose interest and start forming an exit strategy (from the conversation)? Bring up religion (in the broadest sense of the word).
Between the Rockwell and Ghost postings, I could not possibly love MK any more than I do right now :o) SWOOOOOON mthrfkr SWOOOOOON <3 <3
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You know its freakin hot out when I'm on the puter instead of outside on the weekend!
Hooray - Ba-buttons is alive - was wondering if he survived the debauchery!!!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:55pm.
Blasphemy!
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*stretches* Yep. I knew that'd do it.
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