The Eyes Of Scientology Are Watching Katie Holmes (UPDATE)
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Katie Holmes is probably used to having the eyes of Scientology handlers glued to the back of her head so she doesn't take swimming lessons, fake her death on a yacht trip, run away to a small town and fall in love with Kevin Anderson. But TMZ says that since Katie Holmes is going hard at Tommy Girl by filing for sole custody of Suri, Scientology has stepped up their spying game. For the past few weeks, two SUVs have been trailing Katie's every move on the outside and several paparazzo who regularly stalk the estranged Bride of Scientology tell TMZ that the dudes driving those SUVs are not the paparazzi or from the tabloids. Cut to Katie opening up her medicine cabinet and finding that all of the butt lube bottles in there are turned with their labels facing out. They're watching you, girl!
None of this is surprising since I'm sure the top (and bottom, and versatile) queens of Scientology are not happy that Katie is trying to take away their golden child and screwing with Princess Tommy Girl. Katie has even moved out of the NYC apartment she shared with Tommy. TMZ says that in the past few weeks, Tommy has checked into a hotel every time he's been in town and hasn't slept one night in TomKat's apartment. Katie is living in a new apartment she rented weeks ago to prepare for the day she ripped her marriage contract straight in Tommy's face. Also, Katie filed for divorce in New York, because she has a better chance of getting sole custody of Suri here. But Radar says that Tommy is taking off his earrings, putting on all his chunkiest rings and slathering his face with Vaseline, because he's ready for a fight. Tommy's lawyers will respond to Katie's divorce filing this week by asking the New York court to move the case to California. Tommy will file his own divorce papers in California for both tax reasons and Suri-getting reasons. Tommy doesn't want anyone to think their primary residence is in NYC, because that will fuck with his taxes.
I bet in a galaxy nearby, L. Ron Hubbard is punching his Thetans right in the face. Now Scientology knows that the media is watching them watching Katie's ass. But still, Katie should still go to Matt Lauer's apartment and make him drool into an empty perfume bottle. Then she needs to spray the essence of glib all over her body. Those Scientology crazies won't get near that scent. Or she can just always wear a long coat made of antidepressants. Because those creepy alien whores are scarier than John Travolta's chomping-at-the-bit anus and they're really capable of anything.
UPDATE: One of the lawyers for Scientology deny their following Katie and we should believe him, because it's not like everything that comes out of Scientology's mouth is the opposite of the truth.
Here's a few pictures of the two SUVs allegedly busting some Scientology surveillance shit on Katie. I also threw in some pictures of a sad Tommy being sad on a sad helicopter ride.
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Submitted by rosehips69 on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:17pm
Yes, another scary example of the CO$ and how they drive people, literally, insane. That was another very interesting article.
Amazing how this "church" gets away with what they do. Do they have their tentacles in law enforcement as well? No one seems to care that there are people missing, for years that were very visible Scientologists, and who were getting out of the church at the time of their disappearance.
Submitted by fashionisary on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:21pm.
Also kinda funny is https://twitter.com/#!/Therealsuri
on twitter.
Nothing's going to happen. Tom is Scientology's cash cow. This divorce will go just as smoothly as his others.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:48pm.
I think Katie only thought she knew what she was getting into. It's like childbirth - until you're actually going through it you have NO idea how really painful it is.
Suriously! Maybe she wanted to do this for a while and now that Tom is shooting another movie internationally she finally had her chance.
seriously annobanano, Thank you for telling me about http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/ its hilarious
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:03pm.
Are these assholes still trying to convince the public that this isn't a totally calculated break up? Oh wait, it appears to be working.
The only that can help Tom's career is getting public sympathy. The only thing that can help Katie's "career" is divorcing Tom.
Are people really falling for this sham? Yeah, run Katie - into the arms of your million-dollar windfall. Yawn.
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Who's to say that Katie isn't as dumb as she was initially perceived. Perhaps she and her family agreed to this to cash in and screw with Napoleon Cruise. I dunno. Either way, you're right, it was an orchestrated arrangement from the start and this divorce is just another part of the charade.
I'm getting some serious Rosemary's Baby vibes from this whole thing. Down to the Manhattan setting...
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:02pm.
Yes, now that you mention it, I do remember that minder business.
I heard recently that Isabella was wanting to move to TN with Nicole. Not sure if that is true or not, but who wouldn't want to GTFO when you have people "minding" you and spying on you.
Holmes' parents must have been in agony having their daughter in the clutches of that cult!
I have always and still think Katie is a talentless, useless, annoying idiot, but I seriously am concerned for her welfare. These Scieno nuts are NUTS. I hope she can get away from both the cult and teeny Tom unscathed.
Suri looks so teeny and scared there. I feel for both of them. Katie made the biggest mistake of her life marrying that freak.
Does anyone remember the "golden couple" suicides a few years back? It's a really bizarre story, and the couple told friends beforehand that if anything happened to them, to blame Scientology: http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/01/suicides200801
Jeepers creepers.
agree with the "Katie knew what she was getting into" comments. except this -- i suspect she thought that the contract escape clause would be honored without retribution when she walked. i doubt she considered the criminal means the CO$ will now use to try to get her back in line or end her and her family and snatch her kid back if she refuses.
that's why i want her to run to her hometown. imo CO$ would be less able to plant people on her staff, hotels, restaurants, neighbors etc. you're not paranoid if they really are out to get you.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by Capitanne on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:54pm.
MAN! Suri DOES look like Joshua! I never even thought about him as a daddy.
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One thing every one knew was that Suri wasn't Tom's. Hard to believe he knocked Katie up within weeks of meeting her when he couldn't impregnate two other wives during 13 years of marriage. I heard Katie and Josh used to hook up before, during and after Chris Klein. So when Suri was born and everyone speculated she was Chris' I saw the resemblance to Josh - the same eyes, nose and mouth. I guess Tom was in the market for a new beard and Katie was desperate to keep her baby, thought she'd make the A list like Nicole Kidman did. Bad bargain for Katie. Hope Tom and CO$ overplay their hand and she takes them down.
Suri's not Tom's kid. I hope Katie burns the cult to the ground and Tommy Girl is the wick. See what I did there?
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:10pm.
1960??????? How long as this cult been around, FFS?
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Those Scientofreaks forbid the use of psychiatric drugs, but when Ron L.Hubbard died, the pathologists found Vistaril in his body, a psychiatric drug.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:05pm.
Pfft. I'm going to worry about an (almost) equally kooky religion with real power - Mormonism.
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Too true. All this stuff is just a smoke screen to hide the more important/dangerous things out there that we should be paying attention to.
BBC did a doc on Romney and Mormonism in America . . . very interesting and revealed that it's just a different shade of the same shit that is $cientology.
Ugh I have to feel bad for suri, even though I'm sure she is a spoiled nightmare. She's the product of crazy, and divorce is so hard for kids. I'm sure she's very attached to Katie and I hope tom doesn't out-lawyer her on this.
"Kate" deserves everything she's about to get - she knew what she was signing up for
Tommygirlie won't be able to get it transferred to Calif. - no way. She (or more likely, her attorney father) outmaneuvered him in every way.
She oughta just sell all rights to Suri to him for a few extra million. Who wants a clingy brat hanging on to you reminding you of the biggest mistake you ever made in your life every time she throws a tantrum (i.e. several times per day)? If you're gonna break free, break free! Leave the insufferable little brat to her own devices and get some cash for your troubles.
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This is interesting, altho IDK if it's 100% accurate. A bit of history about Tom's early experiences with Scientology that I didn't know. It makes sense that Katie would leave now to try and keep them from putting Suri through audits, etc. I would do the same thing in her situation.
http://starcasm.net/archives/163447
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:52pm.
EC- here's an excerpt of that article. Scary stuff, thanks for sharing.
In 1960, for example, Hubbard introduced a policy of "security checking," called "sec checking" by Scientologists. It involves using the e-meter as an interrogation device, and Hubbard wrote lengthy lists of questions that a member should be asked by an "ethics officer" to make sure they weren't hiding any covert hostilities to the organization. (Although Hubbard died in 1986, his thousands of policies are still iron-clad law in Scientology, and only those policies written by Hubbard himself -- he's still known as "Source" -- can be considered legitimate.)
To this day, Scientologists submit to sec checking when they are suspected of being out of compliance with some policy or other.
Even if they're only six years old.
In 1961, Hubbard developed a policy of security checking children. It's still in effect, and now that Suri is six, she can be subjected to this lengthy interrogation by an ethics officer of the church.
"You get conditioned to tell them everything they want to know," says Marc Headley, who grew up in Scientology but escaped from Int Base in 2005. "It's all just information gathering."
Headley says that between the Scientology concepts introduced in its "study tech" at Scientology school, courses taken at the local org, and the sec checking, "all that stuff is cultural programming, and once it's in place, it's done," he says.
"I was sec checked when I was 7," says Claire Headley, Marc's wife.
"Jenna Miscavige Hill was getting sec checked at 12 or 13. I can think of numerous minors who received sec checking. It's probably more prominent in the Sea Org, but I don't think it was limited to the SO," she adds, referring to the niece of church leader David Miscavige, and to the Sea Organization, Scientology's elite hardcore.
Katie Holmes has had six years to understand how Scientologists are controlled through the use of interrogations, and it would not have been lost on her that children are sec checked in part to gather information about their parents.
"It's a way to 'third party' people -- to find out who is saying derogatory things to others," Headley says. "They're going to find out what's going on. I mean, just read the thing."
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/06/katie_holmes_scientol...
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:05pm.
Pfft. I'm going to worry about an (almost) equally kooky religion with real power - Mormonism.
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John Smith's ghost says the Salamander Letter is real, dude. Xenu got nothing on that dude. You best be careful or you'll find yourself stuffed into one of the pipes in that ginormous organ in the Tabernacle.
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Gurl! We all knew this was coming! The clams won't go down without a fight!
A leak of DNA tests and restraining orders from any and all members of CO$ are in order! Hop on it poppa Holmes!
Tommy girl has put on his fightin' lifts, along with his cult of bullies and will not back down.
Time to fight DIRTY
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I'm more interested in who she's going to hook up with next than in TC's next fake relationship. I bet she goes dick-wild à la LeAnn.
If the paparazzi have hearts, they'll document any and all who follow Suri and Katie about town. Let them serve up their sort of justice. In the meantime, Katie, run like the wind. Ever heard of witness protection?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:52pm.
I posted a link in the last TomKat thread to a very interesting article in The Village Voice, which tells, in great detail, the auditing process for children 6-12. It is spooky nutty stuff. If anyone is interested go to that thread, because I am too lazy to repost the link.
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http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/06/katie_holmes_scientol...
Pfft. I'm going to worry about an (almost) equally kooky religion with real power - Mormonism.
I dont think suri looks like anyone but katie.
lol@scientology & tom snooze. scared whimpy assfarts. don't they understand that everybody's watching THEM (and laughing)?
can't wait for the day they david koresh these wacos err whackos.
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Are these assholes still trying to convince the public that this isn't a totally calculated break up? Oh wait, it appears to be working.
The only that can help Tom's career is getting public sympathy. The only thing that can help Katie's "career" is divorcing Tom.
Are people really falling for this sham? Yeah, run Katie - into the arms of your million-dollar windfall. Yawn.
Katie should set up a rescue mission with the paps. They can drive way better than any P$ychotology goon.
And now we will get to find out if Suri is really Tom's or not. If thkngs get super ugly, she can tell the court Suri is not his bio kid. Let's hope the judge is not one of their minions.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Eeeevil, I think Katie realized just how big her mistake was when she was assigned a CO$ "minder" before the wedding. Remember that? She couldn't go anywhere without her minder. And in their LA compound, Gay Midget's mother and sister live in cottages. Katie never had any freedom until the last year or two when he probably thought she was fully under their control and wouldn't run.
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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:59pm
now i understand why everyone here loves you ;-D
/not good enough creative writer, don't know jack shit about interweb site or money making and way way way too lazy to be her - lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Capitanne on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:54pm.
MAN! Suri DOES look like Joshua! I never even thought about him as a daddy.
@ Foxxy
Yeah, I saw her real name posted and the details of the book too. However, she could be a member of the dlisted gang under a name like Foxxy Brown, perhaps?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:48pm.
I think Katie only thought she knew what she was getting into. It's like childbirth - until you're actually going through it you have NO idea how really painful it is.
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Agreed! Although I have no idea what *cringe* childbirth is like, I can only imagine!
I know Katie isn't a lost lamb, but I have sympathy for her. I have read so many stories about CO$, and interviews with ex high up members, and they are a very scary bunch. I "think" Katie genuinely liked him, and hoped she could live the lifestyle, but as she got older and saw her daughter's future, I think it scared the shit out of her, and just wants out.
I think it will be a travesty if Cruise and CO$ prevail in this.
FLOP OF AGES!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I doubt the CO$ will do anything to Katie simply because they know the world is watching them on this one. Cruise better hope she stays healthy and free because if anything happens to her, he and Miscarriage are in deep guano.
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RUN, KATIE! I agree with other posters who are saying that she only thought she knew what she was signing up for. I think even with all the tell-all websites and admissions from former members, no one can truly know the crazy that goes on within the upper echelons of Co$ until you've seen it with your own eyes.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Any doubt that the father of Suri is Katie's old f'buddy JJ is erased here:
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/52346076.html
Suri is the splitting image of her Dad.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:42pm.
I really want to say that Katie made her bed, but those people are so horrible, I don't think she knew how bad it would be.
This brings out the mama tiger in me, and I want to form an Underground Railroad to get Katie to safety.
No matter what, once you have kids, you are vulnerable as hell.
Hello, you are reading my mind. I actually feel bad for Katie and Suri looks scared in this picture. I can't imagine the life that child leads.
The main thing is FINALLY those $ciento's are being caaled out for their stalking, abusive, creepy, controlling ways...awesoe open letter to Cruise in the Village Voice, they are horrible, child slavery, billion year contracts...that is just for starters, they spied on NIcole, spied on Tom. Mr. Miscarriage, which is very approppriate, is a creepy control freakazoid...burn $cientos burn!!
I posted a link in the last TomKat thread to a very interesting article in The Village Voice, which tells, in great detail, the auditing process for children 6-12. It is spooky nutty stuff. If anyone is interested go to that thread, because I am too lazy to repost the link.
Tommy Boy better watch himself with too much divorce bullying. There are few people on the side of CO$, and his career isn't exactly zooming after Flop of Ages. Public opinion won't be kind to him if he fights Katie too hard.
I am not sure why no one is investigating the fact that Miscavige's wife has "disappeared". She has not been seen for a few years, if memory serves me. These people are fucking crazy, dangerous!
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:44pm
she has a link on the site to her new book -- her real name is there. and if you page back in the Burn Book a couple of weeks, she posted about the book and introduced herself by her real name
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:45pm.
Please please please, may Katie be pissed enough to come out with a tell-all book.
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Sal, darling, she apparently has every intention of writing her "memoirs" but it remains to be seen what she'll include as to her marriage. My sense is no one would be interested unless she has full disclosure and if true, that book will only be written if someone does an "unauthorized" biography. With her full, anonymous help.
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Miscavige is going to go all out on Katie because of Tom. Tom is their biggest member and if he isn't "clear" enough to manifest getting custody of Suri and keeping his cash that means trouble for the church. Tom was presented to the other followers as a top dog believer who was successful because of his unquestioning faith in L. Ron teachings. If he doesn't get everything he wants in this divorce $cientology loses big within the church.
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I think Katie only thought she knew what she was getting into. It's like childbirth - until you're actually going through it you have NO idea how really painful it is.
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Considering how well his last big high profile movie did at the box office, he should take the hint. I've always thought for years she's held the upper hand.
Please please please, may Katie be pissed enough to come out with a tell-all book.
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If it's true that Suri isn't Tom's biological child, Katie should have a paternity test done ASAP. I think that would insure sole custody.
Your time is up Scientology freaks...Ding, you're done.
By the way, which one of you lovely Dlisters is the author of Suri's Burn Book?
Come on, 'fess up.
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Dog: I think Hubbard was a twisted freak but I think Miscarriage (tee hee hee) is running with the ball. Elton probably would approve.