The Eyes Of Scientology Are Watching Katie Holmes (UPDATE)
This post definitely needs a soundtrack:
Katie Holmes is probably used to having the eyes of Scientology handlers glued to the back of her head so she doesn't take swimming lessons, fake her death on a yacht trip, run away to a small town and fall in love with Kevin Anderson. But TMZ says that since Katie Holmes is going hard at Tommy Girl by filing for sole custody of Suri, Scientology has stepped up their spying game. For the past few weeks, two SUVs have been trailing Katie's every move on the outside and several paparazzo who regularly stalk the estranged Bride of Scientology tell TMZ that the dudes driving those SUVs are not the paparazzi or from the tabloids. Cut to Katie opening up her medicine cabinet and finding that all of the butt lube bottles in there are turned with their labels facing out. They're watching you, girl!
None of this is surprising since I'm sure the top (and bottom, and versatile) queens of Scientology are not happy that Katie is trying to take away their golden child and screwing with Princess Tommy Girl. Katie has even moved out of the NYC apartment she shared with Tommy. TMZ says that in the past few weeks, Tommy has checked into a hotel every time he's been in town and hasn't slept one night in TomKat's apartment. Katie is living in a new apartment she rented weeks ago to prepare for the day she ripped her marriage contract straight in Tommy's face. Also, Katie filed for divorce in New York, because she has a better chance of getting sole custody of Suri here. But Radar says that Tommy is taking off his earrings, putting on all his chunkiest rings and slathering his face with Vaseline, because he's ready for a fight. Tommy's lawyers will respond to Katie's divorce filing this week by asking the New York court to move the case to California. Tommy will file his own divorce papers in California for both tax reasons and Suri-getting reasons. Tommy doesn't want anyone to think their primary residence is in NYC, because that will fuck with his taxes.
I bet in a galaxy nearby, L. Ron Hubbard is punching his Thetans right in the face. Now Scientology knows that the media is watching them watching Katie's ass. But still, Katie should still go to Matt Lauer's apartment and make him drool into an empty perfume bottle. Then she needs to spray the essence of glib all over her body. Those Scientology crazies won't get near that scent. Or she can just always wear a long coat made of antidepressants. Because those creepy alien whores are scarier than John Travolta's chomping-at-the-bit anus and they're really capable of anything.
UPDATE: One of the lawyers for Scientology deny their following Katie and we should believe him, because it's not like everything that comes out of Scientology's mouth is the opposite of the truth.
Here's a few pictures of the two SUVs allegedly busting some Scientology surveillance shit on Katie. I also threw in some pictures of a sad Tommy being sad on a sad helicopter ride.
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poor Suri... :-(
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
More $cientolodirt!
Confused on something...
Katie supposedly caught Princess Tommy off guard when she filed for divorce, but whenever he has come to NYC over the past few weeks he doesn't stay at their apartment? I would think that means he knew something was goin' down.
Also, how does she think she can get sole custody? Don't get me wrong, I love that she's trying because this is going to get DELICIOUSLY ugly, but he would have to be a pretty uninvolved father for a judge to go for it.
Whoa.....EXACT tactics they used with Nicole.
Note to women - do not go near this fucking lunatic!!! I think I'd rather give lazy hand jobs to perverted directors than marry him.
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 11:44pm.
It was as hot as Dreamboat Doherty's breath in NYC today. WHY is Stepford wearing a sweater?
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Niacin detox??
Run, Katie; Xenu's Thetans from the planet Zorky are after you!
Btw, the scientolocrazies issued a statement today, denying they were following her. They didn't say that they never follow anyone, or that intimidation tactics are not part of their cult activities...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 1:56am.
She looks good here, face wise. She's definitely on Tom's slow aging, nips and tucks along the way program.
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Face good? She looks as old as hell! That's from a life of misery and fake smiles.
If she has her own place and he is staying in a hotel.. I am in NY next month for a week, if you'd be so kind as to leave the key with the doorman..
--thanks awfully--
I do hate TommyGirl and anyone familiar with the cult's fair game policy should be scared for Katie. WHY OH WHY Clinton ever gave this cult religion status? I seriously hope she will be okay.
Ever wondered what happened to Misgiave's (sp) wife? Yes i do hate Cruise and the cult he supports.. And I hate how they seem exempt from any rules or laws.
I am willing to bet that Katiebot most likely signed papers that when the contract was up Tommygirl would get custody of Suri just like he did with the kids he adopted with Nicole. She is probably fighting this tooth and nail because Tommygirl is not the biological father. He is shooting blanks and could not get a piece of paper pregnant. So we have heard...
Katie still has her big honking ass wedding ring on.
She looks good here, face wise. She's definitely on Tom's slow aging, nips and tucks along the way program.
How old is Suri supposed to be again? That kid looks demonic. Cut your loses Katie, give the kid to Tom, she's probably ruined by now.
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Gotta be honest: i'm frightened for her.
She looked scared out of her mind.
She got her ass into this mess for the money and fame - now she's gonna have to find a way out of it ...
Another 80s paranoia song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swQi4CAzmrA
I hope Katie gets full custody. But she's in for the fight of her life.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 11:47pm.
EH: Living in a small town in Arkansas is not something to be taken lightly. You must have a dark sense of humor and thick skin:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=mcafee&v...
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Lol, the first time I ever went to Ark dudes house, he had this big, and I'm talking like 10ft BIG ass flag on his wall and I first glace I thought it was the confederate flag an I'm thinking, wtf, why is he dating me? Come to fin out it's just the Ark state flag....O_o
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
EH: Living in a small town in Arkansas is not something to be taken lightly. You must have a dark sense of humor and thick skin:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=mcafee&v...
It's beneficial to like outdoor foresty lakey activities. It's very helpful to have kin nearby. You must not be disturbed too much by religious fanatics or undereducated people. The real estate is really cheap though, and people will be generally polite to your face, even if they don't like you.
edit: if you look down that link a few rows, you will find Peaches Geldof skulking about.
It was as hot as Dreamboat Doherty's breath in NYC today. WHY is Stepford wearing a sweater?
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
I'm wide fucking awake. Maybe some Tylenol PM will get the sheep to jumping..
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
who the fuck dressed katie in that pic? Suri again?
she is in double denim.
I don't like that creepy following-her-around shit. This will not be pretty :(
sweet dreams gardening girl.
Nite all! See you again tomorrow.
From James Pattersons website:
http://www.jamespatterson.com/about_top-10-tips-to-get-kids-reading.php
I love him too! His "Alex Deleware" series and "Womens Murder Club" series are great!
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 11:22pm.
Katie can come stay with me any time and bring Suri. We don't have Scientologists in Arkansas. It's one of the good things about living here.
I also have friends who are gun freaks and dealers (of course) who don't take kindly to fellows stalking ladies.
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I was thinking about moving with a dude to some small town in Ark. but he told me people where he's from are pretty small minded and we would have a though go if we moved there together
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
lol who is behind suri's burn book.
ricky gervais' take on the tomkat.
http://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/219402337855340544/photo/1
Katie can come stay with me any time and bring Suri. We don't have Scientologists in Arkansas. It's one of the good things about living here.
I also have friends who are gun freaks and dealers (of course) who don't take kindly to fellows stalking ladies.
Have any of you horz ever had/made cupcakes with cream cheese in the middle. O. M. G. Best shit I've had in ages. My Mom got the idea from someone and told me about it over the phone, so I tried it the next time I made them. Used double chocolate batter with that cream cheese.... O.O. Even better when they're warm. Yummy!!!!1
I am also a voracious reader, have been ever since I first learned how!
Patricia Cornwell, Jonathan Kellerman, James Patterson, Lisa Scottoline.
Most I like have a medical component (Cornwell is my absolute fave, and she was also the Medical Examiner for the state of Va where I'm from)
When I was little and at my Grandmothers house I always read my Moms books from when she was young. Most kids my age at the time had never heard of the "Bobbsey Twins", much less * read* any of the books. Lol.
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
So, that's where Katie/kate is holing up?
I know that building pretty well; a good friend lived there.
Sweet dreams, Whamo!
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:20pm.
Whamster! Do you feel like teasing some loons tonight? :D
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LOL, I'm just getting ready to call it the night Sal but I will another night you can be sure.
Good night everyone, see ya in the morning:)
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 8:55pm.
Let's play a game. Name hot fictional detectives, heroes and lawyers:
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Atticus Finch.
Someone posted before that Miscavige was like Hitler.
Reminded me of this video I saw. Go to this link and watch the second video. Really funny.
http://www.anti-scientologie.ch/TheEvilOfScientology.htm
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
I have an on topic comment . . .
Katie-bot is jowly.
As you were . . .
Did you know every episode of south park has an alien somewhere in it?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Foxy Brown/Pam Grier!
(I've always been down with the swirl.)
Is there a new True Blood tonight????
@ PSL - Hahaha, then you *might* like Slash's autobiography!
@ GG - LOL forever! That is one of the best celebrity encounters I've read about.
@ Event - Yeah I knew it was some ridiculous shit like that, that made me side-eye him seriously.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:31pm.
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WTF? Where did 460 comments come from? Is certain famous troll and her alts posting tonight???
It started off as some tangential religious talk, and then evolved into an open post.
Yeah, he said he used ozone or some shit to cure the hep....o_O
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Ha ha Miscavige, you can't lock Katie Holmes away in your torture/punishment trailer. In fact, you can't fucking touch her.
No wonder you don't know what to do. Psycho fuckwad.
So sad for you NOT.
Kudos to MK for leaving this thread open so long. The subject really deserves it and I don't mind all the side gab.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Ooh I wanna play!!! My contribution:
Auguste Daupin.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Lucifer_Sam, Part 2 of my story is my little sister, meaning younger not underaged, picked my drunk ass off the street and said,"You dont want any of that. His dick drips green". So we limped off into the rising sun together...
PS - I dont think you can cure the Hep.
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WTF? Where did 460 comments come from? Is certain famous troll and her alts posting tonight???
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Lucifer, it is funny- what you were dreading is what I wanted to read about!
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Cause I don't appreciate, people who don't appreciate
All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down, I don't even like you anymore at all
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:17pm.
How about this PSL, I once chased Anthony down the street
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You little rock slut you, LOL:)
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Whamster! Do you feel like teasing some loons tonight? :D
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Yeah, and another thing. In the book he said he was diagnosed with Hepatitis C, and that apparently it was cured? WTF? Can anyone verify this? I can't find my copy of the book.
So GG, I'd be wary of fucking him...
GG, hahahahahah- awesome.
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Cause I don't appreciate, people who don't appreciate
All that loving must've been lacking something
If I got bored trying to figure you out
You let me down, I don't even like you anymore at all
Lucifer_Sam, glad to hear that. I was hoping it wouldn't be all about his bout with the needle. I will check it out though. I'm done reading everything in the house, again.
@ GG - It came out in 2006 I think. I was a big RHCP fan then, but I finished it in 2 days simply because it was very good. It read like a novel, which I liked. The guy has lived such an unusual life, and the more interesting events happened even before he became famous. It wasn't all sitting around getting high and fucking, which is what I dreaded.
@ Event - And fucking his dad's girlfriend when he was like 12. Disgusting.
Im glad my embarrassment was entertaining.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:17pm.
How about this PSL, I once chased Anthony down the street
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You little rock slut you, LOL:)