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Pamela Anderson (45)
Hilarie Burton (30)
Liv Tyler (35)
Sufjan Stevens (37)
Claire Forlani (40)
Missy Ellliot (41)
Julianne Nicholson (41)
Henry Simmons (42)
Karen Mulder (44)
Andre Braugher (50)
Carl Lewis (51)
Evelyn "Champagne" King (52)
Dan Aykroyd (60)
Terrence Mann (61)
Fred Schneider (61)
Victor Willis (61)
Debbie Harry (67)
Geneviève Bujold (70)
Twyla Tharp (71)
Karen Black (73)
Wally Amos of Famous Amos Cookies (76)
Jamie Farr (78)
Leslie Caron (81)
Olivia de Havilland (96)

Posted by: Michael K

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Saphris on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:11am.

HB Missy Elliott. You taught all of white America what a chocha was, and we love you for it!

"don't i look like the halle berry poster, see the belvedere playin tricks on ya" :):):)
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."

Submitted by Fucking Insane on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:06am.

Pammy really is a living blow-up doll.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:56am.

Somewhere, Jack is fapping in honor of Pam Anderson...

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:55am.

Love me some Debbie Harry. Happy Birthday, you fucking goddess.

Submitted by cripbabe on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:54am.

she's only 45?

that can't be right. I think whoever wrote that is dyslexic - it should be 54!

Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:54am.

Happy birthday to the incomparable Debbie Harry! "Call me!" And Missy Elliot of course! "Against mah window I can't stand the rain"

A happy bday to Canada's most naturally precious and sophisticated export, Ms Pamela Anderson ;)

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Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:53am.

Debbie Harry is 67, where has time flown? Haven't heard anything from Evelyn Champagne King in over 30 years. HB to Klinger and all the rest.

Submitted by Lutrelle on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:52am.

What's good?

Submitted by coca on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:37am.

Olivia de Havilland (96) and her sister Joan Fontaine (95) should have their DNA studied.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:40am.

HB Pam, thanks to you i knew i was gay at an early age.

cuz when all the other teen boys were spanking their monkeys to Pam, i was too occupied by david chokachi and david charvet.

dont judge bitches!!! you weren't gay in the early 90s, when the internet wasnt huge and if it was, the speed was 14kb, so porn wasnt readily accessible, so David Charvet and david chokachi's hard nips was the only piece of beef i got to see on tv.

well thats not entirely true, Ricki Lake used to do her "Man of the year calendar" specials, and i swear i used to almost die!! i had to run to the VCR and hit the record button.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:33am.

Some beautiful Cancer-born women on today's birthday list - HB to the two most elegant & graceful: Twyla Tharp & Leslie Caron.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 9:32am.

She was born on Canada Day? How funny...

B-52's "Roam" is a great song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWEfmCvu8R8

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"You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. Soon, where Toon Town once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. My God, it'll be beautiful."