Sunday, July 1st 2012

Birthday Sluts

Pamela Anderson (45)
Hilarie Burton (30)
Liv Tyler (35)
Sufjan Stevens (37)
Claire Forlani (40)
Missy Ellliot (41)
Julianne Nicholson (41)
Henry Simmons (42)
Karen Mulder (44)
Andre Braugher (50)
Carl Lewis (51)
Evelyn "Champagne" King (52)
Dan Aykroyd (60)
Terrence Mann (61)
Fred Schneider (61)
Victor Willis (61)
Debbie Harry (67)
Geneviève Bujold (70)
Twyla Tharp (71)
Karen Black (73)
Wally Amos of Famous Amos Cookies (76)
Jamie Farr (78)
Leslie Caron (81)
Olivia de Havilland (96)

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

I can't believe I missed your birthday, princess!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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almostfamous88's picture

watched her roast again last week - hilarious

loopygorilla's picture

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 3:40pm.

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Whatever's picture

If that is a recent picture of Pam she looks very young for 45. Not like that is old or anything. Look at Dara Torres.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Eh, I thought Debbie Harry was like 58 or something. Guess it makes sense, since she became famous pretty "late" - like late 20s/early 30s. Never cared that much for Blondie, to be honest. Happy Birthday.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Fabulous birthday slores today.
Olivia DeH knows better than to check her mail for a birthday greeting from her sister , Joan anytime soon. Happy birthday Olvia, Debbie H , Fred Schneider, etc. all.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:28pm.
thank you Chris!

*perfect day(sang like lou reed) today and
yesterday!*

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DianaDeath's picture

Happy bday to Debbie Harry, the world's very first punk rock girl!!

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literarylioness's picture

Maybe Pam Anderson will pay her CA taxes now.

gucci's picture

More and more hot ass cancer sluts. and this list is the freakin motherload. i mean every single person on this list.

Hilarie Burton
Liv Tyler
Sufjan Stevens
Claire Forlani
Missy Ellliot
Julianne Nicholson
Henry Simmons
Karen Mulder
Andre Braugher
Carl Lewis
Evelyn "Champagne" King
Dan Aykroyd
Terrence Mann
Fred Schneider
Victor Willis
Debbie Harry
Geneviève Bujold
Twyla Tharp
Karen Black
Wally Amos of Famous Amos Cookies
Jamie Farr
Leslie Caron
Olivia de Havilland-ESPECIALLY YOU!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN CANCER SLUTS!

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WithinReason...'s picture

Loopy, no one can doubt you're a man stud! LOLOL <3

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB Pam, Dan, Geneviève and the other birthday sluts today!

Pam and Geneviève were smoking hot!

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Mani6's picture

Happy Bday Pam...just stay away from high definition TV and you'll be fine!

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 1:17pm.

Lotta old sluts today.
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Sorry, Mike. Not everybody can be an anorexic teenager. Just the way of the world.

Raul Duke's picture

HB to the 6th Spice Girl, Pam, aka Spice Rack, looks like she still has the whitest teeth Tommy Lee ever came across in that pic.

http://youtu.be/FU2mn_S0kls

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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.

I know one of Pammie's cousins from work. I don't know where Pam got the genetic lottery from because the rest of them are very plain looking. This one has zero personality too.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella

parissucksliterally's picture

Pammy used to be so gorgeous.....sigh

Missy Elliott put out some great music.....sigh again

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:12pm.

there are straight guys on dlisted as well lol but most of the regulars i reply to are ladies :)

Dog's picture

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 1:12pm.

yeh guy, what did you think? lol

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Sowwy. Just that most people on here are femmes.

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Happy Birthday Canada and to everyone else on the list. (too lazy to type out the names)

Let the partying begin!!!!!!!!

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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella

loopygorilla's picture

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 1:12pm.

yeh guy, what did you think? lol the regulars on dlisted know im a gay dude, at least i think they do. lol

Foxxy Brown's picture

HB to this whole list -- July 1 obviously was a good day for birthin'!!!

but a special HB to Missy -- i am so excited about her comeback. Niki and Rihanna you better enjoy 2012 because 2013 will belong to Missy Elliott

/stands to sing "O Canada" while recalling fond memories of the many Molsons and Mooseheads of my youth. Have a fun day, Canada!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bougw9J7Wmg&feature=relmfu

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

salacious's picture

* moved to HSOTD thread *
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

salacious's picture

HB Claire (I always thought she'd make it big in Hwood; I guess she must've turned down the casting couch), Debbie (seeing her live 8 years ago was a childhood dream come true), Sufjan and Missy.

PS: We're not getting any younger, Mikey.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

mike's picture

Lotta old sluts today.

Dog's picture

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 11:10am.

YOU'RE A GUY??????????????????????????

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little_rascal's picture

HB to Debbie Harry, Twyla Tharp (20 years ago I saw her dance with splendid Misha Baryshnikov!), Liv Tyler, Leslie Caron, Olivia de Havilland (thank you forever for "Gone With The Wind") and all the rest!

Happy Canada Day to our Whamo, angel_i, BeakersBitch, Joe Schmoe and all the other Canadian Dlisters!

OH CANADA OH CANADA! I love our Canadian neighbors! I love that enormous beautiful country! Lake Louise is one of the most beautiful places on earth!

SANS FARDS's picture

Happy Birthday, Canadialand. I will eat poutine and drink a Labatt in your honor.

*passes box of Tim Hortons donuts around*

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Mustang Sally's picture

Happy Birthday, Canada!

HB to our Canadians who were born on Canada Day:

- Pamela Anderson - Hey! she's got a bigger flag than I do, but she's got bigger boobs, too.☺
- Dan Aykroyd
- Geneviève Bujold

Party on!!!!

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Cake666's picture

Happy B-day Canadia land of poutine, maple and whatever the west-coast does..rain probably.

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Nanners's picture

Our finest gift to the American entertainment industry.

Happy Birthday, Canadia!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Olivia and Joan each refuse to die before the other, so I think it's safe to say force of will may ensure they stay alive in perpetuity.

Happy BD to Fred, Debbie, and the queen of horrible actresses I love to watch, Karen Black.

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Whamo's picture

Happy Bday Canada and to all the Canadian Dlisted Slut bag horz, play safe but get naked doing it!!:P

Debbie Harry..you sexy sexy bitch. Happy Bday

D.R.'s picture

Happy birthday Debbie, Fred and everybody else. :)

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Hey Soulks, here's Liv singing "Need You Tonight". Yes, the classic from INXS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1sN2kiFuMQ

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sybil's picture

Is this the Cryptkeeper? Elegant!

Dog's picture

HB to Karen Black and Zuni.

Pamela Anderson looks like she's 45 in dog years. Dayum!

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soulks's picture

    g'mornin DListers!, HB to these I know =)

Pamela Anderson (45) no way 45 ;>
Liv Tyler (35)when will you start your singing career?
Missy Ellliot (41) named my cat after you gf.
Andre Braugher (50)
Carl Lewis (51)
Dan Aykroyd (60)
Debbie Harry (67)
Geneviève Bujold (70)
Twyla Tharp (71)
Karen Black (73)
Jamie Farr (78)
Leslie Caron (81)
Olivia de Havilland (96)

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Deb's picture

HB to the many hot sluts born today!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

chlyn's picture

Happy birthday, Canada!
Happy Canada Day to all Canadian D-Listed sluts!
Beatus meretricis!

Doll-Parts's picture

HB Debbie Harry, Missy Elliot, Liv Tyler. I thought Pammy was waaay older and I haz no clue as to who all these others are.

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

louise_brooks's picture

Happy birthday, sluts!

Is Pamela wearing a wig?

TexnDoc's picture

"Ooooh-ooooh my mother thinks you're playin' a game, and what you do to me is a SHAME...."

Rolling Stone magazine chose that the Record of the Year. HB Evelyn Champagne. Don't know how I remember that, being a baby.

Hekki's picture

The entire roster is filled with fabulosity. Happy happy birthday to ALL the Birfday Sluts!!

* pours champagne and throws streamers*

fredfred's picture

it was a rock lobster! happy day, fred!

i hate debbie harry. hate. blondie makes me wanna knife kittens. so does the redux known as no doubt. exact same shit, different decade. no happy day for debbie.

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joanne's picture

HB Olivia de Havilland, Debbie Harry, Dan Aykroyd,Jamie Farr, Leslie Caron, Pam Anderson and Canada.

LaChaylo's picture

HB to the timeless Debbie Harry! I grew up on Call Me, though I had no idea what it was about.

HB, Fred Schneider, I can't imagine the B-52s without him. I'll play Rock Lobster today in your honor.

HB to Missy Elliott, where is she?

HB to indie singer and cutie, Sufjan Stevens. Casimir Polaski day is one of my favorite songs.