Saturday, June 30th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By David Arquette's Huge Ass Wonder Woman Tattoo
During an interview on the Zarin household's favorite show Bethenny, David Arquette showed everyone what's he been up to ever since he dried out in rehab and his wife Courteney Cox filed papers to legally quit his ass. David has been spending a lot of time getting poked by the tattoo needle and he proved that by lifting up his shirt to show the gigantic mark of the nerd on his torso. Dude gave Wonder Woman a whole lot of real estate on his body. If nerds could cum tattoo ink, that's what their cum shots would look like. Well, if David's piece ever gets bored while riding him, she can open the flashlight app on her iPhone, lean to the left and read something to pass the time.
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Oh! If anyone has a Trader Joe's in their area, they have the white apricots again this year (they didn't have them last year due to a crop failure).
The call them "Angelcots" *groan*, but they are gooood.
Submitted by PSL on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:40pm.
Good doggie!
seriously, good for you....xoxoxo
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Thanks. Saw what it did to others I went to school with. Not for me.
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Good doggie!
seriously, good for you....xoxoxo
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If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
He makes my heart a cinemascope screen ,
Showing the dancing bird of paradise.
Evening, whorz and gentlemen!!
How is everyone??
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I still need to tell y'all my London peyote story. Alas, i need to be in a more contemplative mood to do so, and Foxxy needs to be here as she (?) has asked me about it since I first mentioned it.
Submitted by ba-buttons: "lol, the bisexual strippers are female. ba-buttons neighbour is a transgendered lady who introduced him to said strippers.
On any other day of the year, these chicks wouldn't give ba-buttons the time of day. But today, ba-buttons is going to get all pornstar on their sweet, peach-like asses."
Ahhhh. That explains it.
Enjoy!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:26pm.
OLOL ba-buttons, you're causing speculation now! Naw, you're just a tease walking down pride celebrations shirtless but there can no doubt if you're grinding the girls hahahaha That's what it's all about lmao! ;D
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LOL!!! We are SCREAMING laughing at all the comments!! You people would LOVE Pride, D-Listed field trip for sure!!
Within, ba-buttons prides himself on being in good shape but even those Magic Mike fuckers would look like fat, old men during Toronto Pride. But, not many events where ba-buttons can walk around shirtless so when in Rome...
lol, all my friends are asking "Who's Dog?", "Who's Within Reason?", "Are they hot??" (Answer - so hot. ba-buttons is still masturbating to their tiny avie pics from Picture Day)
Okay, ba-buttons needs to shower and do some more blow to perk up for tonight!! If I have the faculties, I will try to proovide an update later!!
*ba-buttons shakes flat, white guy ass at D-Listed*
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:31pm.
You get a poster, but it sends the opposite message.
Speaking of drugs, I just watched the above clip, and David's on something. Or does he normally act that way?
I totally missed out on pride this year. Did anybody do anything fun? I need to hear fun stories!!!!
The face his tattoo artist must have made when David asked for this! *smdh*
Doesn't even make sense... can't imagine how Courney put up with him for so long! hahahah
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Submitted by PSL on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:29pm.
mike, hhahahahaha
I thought a lot of us had some hefty drug resumes..... I guess Doggie is not one of them.....
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Never did an illegal drug and I only took a Vicodin after a broken arm. Had exactly one hangover in my life. Never. Again.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:20pm.
I don't even know what MDMA is.
*sigh*
MDMA = Ecstacy (more or less)
Do I need to sign you up for my illicit drug tutorial, Dog?
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Do I get a cool D.A.R.E. poster at the end?
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mike, hhahahahaha
I thought a lot of us had some hefty drug resumes..... I guess Doggie is not one of them.....
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If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
He makes my heart a cinemascope screen ,
Showing the dancing bird of paradise.
Has jazzish_77 been around lately? I haven't noticed him recently. I like his posts.
You all should try the Grossan Nasal Irrigator. Really works, and it controls the water. Many people don't do it right, and they get too much water. Can cause ear pain and further infections. I had a septoplasty. It helped immensely. What has truly helped me are allergy injections.
That is going to look like shit when the color runs.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:20pm.
I don't even know what MDMA is.
*sigh*
MDMA = Ecstacy (more or less)
Do I need to sign you up for my illicit drug tutorial, Dog?
OLOL ba-buttons, you're causing speculation now! Naw, you're just a tease walking down the streets for pride week celebrations shirtless but there can no doubt if you're grinding the girls hahahaha That's what it's all about lmao! ;D
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*ba-buttons peers through MDMA haze*
lol, the bisexual strippers are female. ba-buttons neighbour is a transgendered lady who introduced him to said strippers.
On any other day of the year, these chicks wouldn't give ba-buttons the time of day. But today, ba-buttons is going to get all pornstar on their sweet, peach-like asses.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Hello, OP. Majorly considering a trip to Arby's. SO in need of comfort food right now.
How's everyone doing?
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Time cast a spell on you but
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:52pm.
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Sounds like a perfect ba-buttons night!!
(Oh, and it's also amazingly awesome for the chicks *wink wink*)
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I don't even know what MDMA is.
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LOL!! no, sadly ba-buttons is a boring old breeder
ba-buttons brother is gay and I live right downtown Toronto and have a plethora of LGBT neighbours who have become my friends. I am fortunate that they drag me along to awesome event like Pride.
I mean my afternoon consisted of walking the streets of T.O. (shirtless of course) beer in hand, MDMA coursing through my veins, bumping and grinding with super hot chicks who are wearing next to nothing.
At a friends house now, prepping for the evening festivities!! Everybody is turbo gay today!!!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
*stands next to Hekki in the confused corner*
*waits for ba-buttons to throw confession glitter into the thread*
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:41pm.
Owlie! I think we've found your tattoo!!!
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You mean of a gymnast guy with his legs up in the air in the spread-eagle position on a pommell horse? : P
No, the Wonder Woman! I was just being silly.
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Yeah I knew it! I was being silly too! : PPP
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I loved Olyphant on "Deadwood"....and in "Go" which I was just discussing w someone in a Katie Holmes thread....that fantastic movie also has the Hotness that is Scott Wolf and Taye Diggs......love that movie!!
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If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
He makes my heart a cinemascope screen ,
Showing the dancing bird of paradise.
Submitted by Dog: "Wait. Ba-buttons is gay? WTF?"
I know! I read that comment several times and I still don't get it. Does he mean his gay stripper roommates are playing with him?
I thought he was one of the four straight guys here!
I haz confuseded.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:00pm.
I've just started watching Justified on DVD, and I think I'm in love with Timothy Olyphant.
Oh now, that is a crush I can totally support!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:06pm.
Doggie, he's not gay. He just figured out that alot of straight chicks go to Pride.
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Don't see the correlation but then again, I actually like Justin Bieber's song "Boyfriend", so I'm not right in the head.
*hides*
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:41pm.
Owlie! I think we've found your tattoo!!!
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You mean of a gymnast guy with his legs up in the air in the spread-eagle position on a pommell horse? : P
No, the Wonder Woman! I was just being silly.
Doggie, he's not gay. He just figured out that alot of straight chicks go to Pride.
Winter Owl, no dont get that for a tat - you dont want me licking your arm or where ever you get it!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:41pm.
Owlie! I think we've found your tattoo!!!
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You mean of a gymnast guy with his legs up in the air in the spread-eagle position on a pommell horse? : P
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:52pm.
Watch that MDMA. It's a whole lot less fun once you pass 30. It's still uber-fun when you're on it, but you really feel like shit 1-2 days afterward. I've heard it seriously depletes your serotonin level.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:33pm.
Hey Cuppy, glad to see you back on the Dlisted. Sounds like things are looking up for you:-).......remember don't let the bastards get you down!
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Aww, thanks Bendy! Yes, I am doing much better. You just gotta get on with it, and try again with shit. As long as you wake up, that is half the battle right there! : )
Wait. Ba-buttons is gay? WTF?
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:39pm.
I'm watching the men's gymnastics Olympic trials.
I need to get with the programme.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:22pm.
Evil, congrats! Is he coming with?
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I THOUGHT about seeing if he wanted to come, BUT the relationship is so new, and I am going with friends who I haven't seen in almost 10 yrs (we kept in touch, they moved), so I thought that I owed it to my friends to put all my time in with them. My parents are meeting us at Yellowstone (they know my friends) and it is sort of rude of me to spring someone new on people I haven't seen in ages or ones that I don't see often.
Anyway, yeah, things are good. Thanks for asking!
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:41pm.
Owlie! I think we've found your tattoo!!!
What is UP with that Arquette family?
*signs up to party with da-buttons next gay pride*
Toronto Pride update!
two hits of pure MDMA - check
endless jumbo blunts of hindu kush - check
blow so sexy ba-buttons face is still numb - check
backstage pass to meet Lady Miss Kier 2nite - check
bisexual stripper roommates looking for a male playmate for the evening - double check
ba-buttons will say it again, Gay Pride is totally money for straight guys
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
This guy has been a dingbat from day one.
David Arquette has a screw loose/ out to lunch/derangeddd; Courtney dodged a bullit there.
speaking of cwazzy
whaat's that tapping noise???? oh my its youngest hyper active (20) son oy ;P
happy place:::*thinking of mini vaca this week*
uhh oh my FB account hacked, it's disappear
ed. =P
dinner out now, l8tr taters, tots! 8)
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:31pm.
According to the National Enquirer, Brad is spitting mad because of Angie's secret hotel trysts with a tattooed hunk. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Angie is fucking on David Arquette?!
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Rosie O'Donnell is the tattooed (c)hunk.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 7:31pm.
According to the National Enquirer, Brad is spitting mad because of Angie's secret hotel trysts with a tattooed hunk. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Angie is fucking on David Arquette?!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I'm watching the men's gymnastics Olympic trials. : )
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Ugh! I never thought that Bethany's show would ever air. Glad to see that she's getting the cast off stars from "Dancing with the". Almost as A+ as the guests on Mr. Most Talkative. Have to say I like Doofus Dave more than Anal retentive Court.
Hey Cuppy, glad to see you back on the Dlisted. Sounds like things are looking up for you:-).......remember don't let the bastards get you down!