Saturday, June 30th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By David Arquette's Huge Ass Wonder Woman Tattoo
During an interview on the Zarin household's favorite show Bethenny, David Arquette showed everyone what's he been up to ever since he dried out in rehab and his wife Courteney Cox filed papers to legally quit his ass. David has been spending a lot of time getting poked by the tattoo needle and he proved that by lifting up his shirt to show the gigantic mark of the nerd on his torso. Dude gave Wonder Woman a whole lot of real estate on his body. If nerds could cum tattoo ink, that's what their cum shots would look like. Well, if David's piece ever gets bored while riding him, she can open the flashlight app on her iPhone, lean to the left and read something to pass the time.
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Who is this guy, who gives a shit, and what a fucking moron?!
Within Reason - Hi Withy! ☺♥
The blinds are up but I was down, today, until I looked at the link to 50shadesofsuck, which kokoskitten put on the 'Millionaire Who Writes Atrociously' post. Then, I was laughing out loud.
Here's a special one.☺
Happy Canada Day to all you Canucks out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8
After you go see MM in your trench coat, sunglasses & stilettos (if I recall, correctly), you're going to be:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AeRtYEtRX8
xoxoxo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vj2QNOgmX8
♫ Now you come around, signifying woman, you don't wanna let me ride.♫
Within,
That is EXACTLY what the women were doing in there. There was a lot of giggling, too. You'll have fun :)
Some young guys came in before the movie started, went right in front of the screen, and screamed "WHO WANTS TO SEE SOME STRIPPERS?" That got everyone going!
if someone is going to use a neti pot, remember not to use tap water!!
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Mustang Sally, wherever you are...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nYvmm0Ofmc
Hopefully not still battling the falling blinds hehehehe Some sweet sounds ☺
♪ Ooh, we like the big wide spaces
Yeah, we like a sea of faces ♪
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P.T., thank goodness I've not reached that point yet... lol - my dad has it though and he immediately felt better once he switched to lactose-free milk. I tasted it and didn't care for the taste. ;)
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Lactose intolerant? That's an allergy. Might want to have it checked out.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 11:44pm.
On allergies, yeah fact of life for me too but oddly enough when I have very little dairy, they improve! Strange...
massive fires in colorado could be triggering problems for people, no? eye/throat irritations, etc, depending on where you are?
just a thought.
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God don't like ugly.
Mike, I read that sometimes allergy symptoms could really be acid reflux (LPR or Gerd) but doctors don't often check for that when you mention the symptoms. They're quite similar.
PHM, you did? I'm going tomorrow! I'm sure everyone was hooting and hollering up a storm, lolol We were joking about that yesterday. ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 11:44pm.
On allergies, yeah fact of life for me too but oddly enough when I have very little dairy, they improve! Strange...
I've found that as well. I don't typically consume a lot of dairy (cheese or perhaps a milkshake - I don't drink cow's milk), but when I do, I can notice a difference.
I just got back from Magic Mike. A friend asked me to go, so I thought I'd check it out. Never have I heard so much cheering in a movie in my entire life! Haha. The line to get in was longer than the lines I've seen at Disney World. Def worth checking out ladies ;)
Bango, you bet it is! Hope you as well! *Glad to see ya* You disappear so fast sometimes, I was beginning to think you were imagined! hahaha
On allergies, yeah fact of life for me too but oddly enough when I have very little dairy, they improve! Strange...
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And hello to you! I hope the weekend is treating you well!
BangoSkank, I know you just come in and out quietly but just in case you see this, hello! *waves* ;)
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*gets in line behind Dog*
Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:20pm.
I don't even know what MDMA is.
*sigh*
MDMA = Ecstacy (more or less)
Do I need to sign you up for my illicit drug tutorial, Dog?
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mike, there is definitely something in the air where i am. i've got the same sinus problems as you (sometimes feels like my eye will pop out) and even my dog is sneezing a scratching.
i stay away from allergy meds though-not worth the fucking panic attack.
and by the way i agree completely about avoiding the surgery!
Since moving to NC my allergies have been completely fucked, but just tried the local honey thing the last couple of weeks, and swear it helps.
Owlie, did you ever decide on a design for your tattoo?
*wonders what the Chinese symbol for cockring would be* lolol
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Evil Cupcake, not sure if you are going to be near there, but you should check out Hot Springs, Montana. It is a small town, but kinda nice. There is one abandoned house that was on our way to the springs. The whole time we were walking by, I kept looking at the windows expecting something to be looking back at me. It was kinda freaky, but I couldn't help but look.
http://www.hotspringsmtchamber.org/
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Cake666, totally agree!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I tried this squirt thing that was supposed to do the same thing as netti pot. Got my shit stuffed up something fierce. Then some physicians assistant was shaming me because she thought they were no good. I was sitting there thinking "If you are so smart, bitch, why didn't you go to medical school????"
I have a friend with lots of sinus problems who was prescribed to it by his doc. He got surgery, and it sounded like the 7 circles of hell with all the pain.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by Caramel on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 10:28pm.
mike do you ever do the neti pot?
allergies are off the charts this year.
Yeah, I do that, plus make liberal use of saline sprays. It helps, but my sinus congestion/pain is usually around and above my eyes, not my nasal passages (I'm rarely stuffed up).
I know sinus issues and allergies aren't synonymous, but there's a strong correlation between my sinus episodes and certain events/exposures.
I won't have the sinus surgery performed because I've talked to too many people for whom the surgery made no difference.
At least it's not a tribal or the Chinese symbol for cockring.
So I don't hate it.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Submitted by Caramel on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 10:28pm.
mike do you ever do the neti pot?
allergies are off the charts this year.
Yeah, I do that, plus make liberal use of saline sprays. It helps, but my sinus congestion/pain is usually around and above my eyes, not my nasal passages (I'm rarely stuffed up).
I know sinus issues and allergies aren't synonymous, but there's a strong correlation between my sinus episodes and certain events/exposures.
I won't have the sinus surgery performed because I've talked to too many people for whom the surgery made no difference.
mike do you ever do the neti pot?
allergies are off the charts this year.
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Dog: "Hekki, are you trolling now? Do I need to put on my tinfoil hat and dive in?
I AM STILL BANNED FROM JUST JARED. I CANNOT COMMENT. EVERYTHING GOES TO MODERATION AND NEVER APPEARS. MAKES ME NUTS.
I swear I am going to go to a place with free wifi and the laptop and blast the shit out of those Loons for ratting me out.
ETA: One day I flagged and reported a bunch of Loons for violating terms of service (hateful, slanderous, etc. comments) but it was a waste of time.
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Oh. Uh.....well! Alrighty then. I'm very sorry for your loss. RIP Hekku.
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Skinny fat, never heard of mixing all three ingredients. I'll have to try that sometime. Lol, you are not the first person to say that about the KK's! Don't worry, I don't think anyone on earth actually considers them Armenian. Many people think they're beasts, full stop! ;p
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Submitted by Dog: "Hekki, are you trolling now? Do I need to put on my tinfoil hat and dive in?
I AM STILL BANNED FROM JUST JARED. I CANNOT COMMENT. EVERYTHING GOES TO MODERATION AND NEVER APPEARS. MAKES ME NUTS.
I swear I am going to go to a place with free wifi and the laptop and blast the shit out of those Loons for ratting me out.
ETA: One day I flagged and reported a bunch of Loons for violating terms of service (hateful, slanderous, etc. comments) but it was a waste of time.
He must be really deep to get a comic book character tattooed on. He's a wealthy star and thats the best tattoo artist he could get? "Keep your hanos extended..."
I suspect that since most hollywood types didn't pay attention to school before they dropped out, they have a very limited exposure to the rich literature of western civilization, and they tend to find things like comic books the embodiment of profound wisdom. I used to do corny sayings too, but they were posted on my bedroom wall, not my skin.
From what I typically see, tattoos embody the old saying "Err in haste, repent at leisure."
honey, lemon mixed with warm milk (i KNOW it sounds disgusting) is an armenian cure for everything. you have warm the milk, add the honey and then squeeze some lemon. THIS IS NOT FROM A KUNTRASHIAN I AM A REAL ARMENIAN
another fucking moron. he should hook up with hohan. they'd make a GRRRRRRRRRRReat couple. where is hohan? she's been quiet. maybe she died.
CIJ, do you put any lemon in it, warm it up, or just eat it as is?
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 9:35pm.
Someone told me that eating local honey helps with allergies.
Yeah, I've heard that too. Thanks.
That tattoo is an insult to Lynda Carter!
Bacon, glad you're enjoying them!
Mike, I take some claritin and benadryl-type pills for allergies but nothing strange I'm afraid! Grape seed extract or queen's jelly!?
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Someone told me that eating local honey helps with allergies.
Sorry, no Allergy experience here, but if you find something, let me know. My youngest has the worst seasonal allergies.
With that, i am out. I am still mad at the sad display of my Germans in the Semi-final on Thursday and will drown my sorrows in some cheap wine, while i do homework.
Ya`ll be good!!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
@Bendy and SANS
Are you here? Holy shiite! What a race!
I'm about to go hoarse from cheering! Not hors, cuz that's already happened!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Anyone take any unusual supplements to help allergy issues? Grape seed extract, bed products (propolis, queen's jelly), that sort of thing.
The vapid find wisdom in shallow waters, cause the deep ones mystify them
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 9:02pm.
I don't doubt you one bit. I don't see how people do a lot of things when there are kids in the equation, but they do. Hang in there. :)
Hekki, are you trolling now? Do I need to put on my tinfoil hat and dive in?
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*waves at everyone*
mike, i m fucking POOPED. Work and school is a MoFo, i dont see how people with kids do it. Its only been a few weeks, but i m missing the hell out of my kids, cause i might see them for an hour a day, if that. The house looks like crap, but we have a test EVERY FREAKING DAY, and the few hours i have at night after i get home (damn near 11) i study and dont really worry about the housework. My age is showing , i guess....
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Hi, UBF! Mike stole my answer. That's the latest. Trolling JJ.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:57pm.
Damn, i feel like i havent been here forever. Any new Dlisted scandals?
Not that I'm aware. Whamo has gotten a lot of us into trolling JustJared's Angelina Jolie posts.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:57pm.
Damn, i feel like i havent been here forever. Any new Dlisted scandals?
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I found out what MDMA is.
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Damn, i feel like i havent been here forever. Any new Dlisted scandals?
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
OMG ba-buttons, please send kisses to your friends from us!!! Love to hear your outrageous adventures HAHAHAHA tell them they are missing out! *we'll be thinking of you tonight with those two strippers* hehehe <3
Field trip for the DL to T.O. Pride Week, surpassed only by maybe NY and Rio... just joking... I think it's great to go out and have as much fun as you can! ;D
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Hey UBF! How's school going?
Hey there UBF!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:44pm.
Oh! If anyone has a Trader Joe's in their area, they have the white apricots again this year (they didn't have them last year due to a crop failure).
The call them "Angelcots" *groan*, but they are gooood.
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