Saturday, June 30th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By David Arquette's Huge Ass Wonder Woman Tattoo
During an interview on the Zarin household's favorite show Bethenny, David Arquette showed everyone what's he been up to ever since he dried out in rehab and his wife Courteney Cox filed papers to legally quit his ass. David has been spending a lot of time getting poked by the tattoo needle and he proved that by lifting up his shirt to show the gigantic mark of the nerd on his torso. Dude gave Wonder Woman a whole lot of real estate on his body. If nerds could cum tattoo ink, that's what their cum shots would look like. Well, if David's piece ever gets bored while riding him, she can open the flashlight app on her iPhone, lean to the left and read something to pass the time.
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he's so lame
He will regret this someday. Courtney was smart to cut her loses.
Dog, this woman obviously is a 'kut op stelten' (a cunt on stilts), but don't tell her I said that. You deserve to go on that trip infinitely more than she does. I, for one, appreciate your effort to learn something of Europe's different cultures and languages. Take the Dutch and the Belgians, for instance. From where I live Belgium is only a 1,5 hour drive, but if I would live there I would stand out like a sore thumb, both linguistically and socio-culturally. So, in that respect, mixing up your Dutch and your Danes is like ordering sushi at Luigi's.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:26pm.
Somehow it's reassuring to know the bars will keep operating during a disaster.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:05pm.
Yay, it's finally over! Life can begin again!
hahaha. But isn't the best time to get things done, to shop or dine in peace, while the match is on? Aren't the parks and museums empty then?
Respekt.Ali G style.
Very well Mickey! How are you doing?
Hope Owlie gets a little owl, or a tiny heart, don't you agree? So cute! It'll probably be some awesome rocker tattoo a biker chick would have though! ololololol ;D
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this would just be blatant off-topic if i did it up stairs in the CO$ thread, so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGaVUApDVuY
see ya all later!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Moo, check this out. One of his new direct reports said she wishes she was going because she wanted to see the statue of Hans Christian Anderson at the harbor. Silly me, I thought that statue was in Denmark. I mean, really? Trying to impress the boss with how smart you're NOT? I wanted to hit her over the head with a pair of klompen. <-------That's Dutch and the only word I know besides Rijksmuseum.
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Within: I'll make sure to be here later to read your review! XD
Oh, and I'm thinking I might go Tuesday. If not, then next week! : )
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
@Dog
Can't you inflict some minor injury on him? I make a mean Cappuccino (served with a fresh 'stroopwafel')!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:34pm.
Wowl! Come to feast your eyes upon the work of art that is David Arquette? Please tell me this is not the tattoo you had in mind?!
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No silly! I wouldn't get a comic themed tatt!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
@ Event
I have a rule never to swoon over a man half my age and my weight. Call me old fashioned. But hey, that leaves all the more for you!
Within! Comment ça va, ma belle?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:05pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:01pm
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Hehehe EH, if you like them, you like them!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo! He shoulda stripped, though! ;p
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Really dough. I'm waiting for him to come to my town so i can whip these titty's out, get on stage and get some dry-hump time with him ;-)
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 6:01pm
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Hehehe EH, if you like them, you like them!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo! He shoulda stripped, though! ;p
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Moo! One of our execs is traveling to the land of windmills next week. I sooooo wish I was going but not with him. He smells.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:56pm.
Now hold on, Doggie! I just wanted to ask Event what it is exactly she is swooning over. Is it that scrawny looking white boy with the tats? And is this song his claim to fame?
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Come on Mickey, you gotta admit he's pretty fuckin hott! He's still pretty underground since he's not played nation wide on the radio yet but yeah, this is one of his more popular songs...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
@Dog
Sorwee, just having a MGK moment right now...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Wowlie, preparations have begun, just finished the last of the waxing... OLOLOLOLOL
If you're around later, I'll report back but there is no doubt this should be great bubblegum fun! Are you going too? ☺
Hi (((Mickey))), the lovely cow! *muah*
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Now hold on, Doggie! I just wanted to ask Event what it is exactly she is swooning over. Is it that scrawny looking white boy with the tats? And is this song his claim to fame?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
EH, cut the crap. We get that you want people to watch your link. JFC. You don't need to post it in every damn thread, FFS!
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♥MGK♥ *swoon* :D
♪Snap back with my city on it
Text back with your titties on it
Levis, put your kitty on it
Start grinding like the Clipse is on it♫
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMaFuO9T13E&feature=related
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by mike on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 10:38pm.
Yeah, I do that, plus make liberal use of saline sprays. It helps, but my sinus congestion/pain is usually around and above my eyes, not my nasal passages (I'm rarely stuffed up).
I know sinus issues and allergies aren't synonymous, but there's a strong correlation between my sinus episodes and certain events/exposures.
I won't have the sinus surgery performed because I've talked to too many people for whom the surgery made no difference.
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MK, I was thinking about getting that surgery too.
Better watch out for your liberal use of neti pots. Have you read this?
"Neti pot danger? Two die from amoeba infection"
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/dec/20/news/la-heb-neti-pot-amoeba-2011...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Wowl! Come to feast your eyes upon the work of art that is David Arquette? Please tell me this is not the tattoo you had in mind?!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Hey Within, did you go see Magic Mike Already?? : D
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:35pm.
Oh, cool. Thanks. How come the bars have power--generators? My bro is in rural VA and they've lost power. He's reduced to his BBerry to get out. But he has a well, wood for fires, etc.
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I guess they have some sort of backup power. The one I went to was packed, and there's usually not a soul in there. Some neighborhoods in DC are OK for the most part; others are still w/o power. The util co was giving an estimate of July 6 as the day everyone would be back up and running.
Now I have power (awesome! a/c!) but no Internet. joy! ugh at least during Hurricane Irene, the last time we had massive power outages, it wasn't eleventy billion degrees outside.
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((Mickey!)).
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:05pm.
Yay, it's finally over! Life can begin again!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Ouu, Spain up 4-0, err, nil. Game, err, match over.
PHM, That sounds like SO MUCH fun! Like a modern day Rocky Horror Picture Show where everyone's just having a great time! This is what TommyGirl couldn't pull off in Rock of Ages lololol
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((Mustang Sally)), the log driver's waltz was perfect!!!!! Happy Canada Day!
Were you down? Good thing you read that 50 shades of atrocious parody koko left then HAHAHAHH Was just thinking of you and wondering how you were! So glad you dropped by Mustang, hope you're all cheered up now! ☼♥☼♥☼♥
Yeah, the outfit all started as a joke by Lucy and others. I added the "nothing underneath" part, you know, to keep in character! LOL
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It's Jeff Spicoli at 40!!!
Submitted by carnold on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 2:09pm.
Aaaaannnd there's a grammatical error on it. The comma that follows "love" should not be there. Ok, grammar police mode off.
True. And then there's the stupid content.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 1:20pm.
It starts at 2:45. My power's been out since Friday after a monster storm in the DC area, so I'm going to head to a bar and watch it.
VAMOS ESPANA!
Oh, cool. Thanks. How come the bars have power--generators? My bro is in rural VA and they've lost power. He's reduced to his BBerry to get out. But he has a well, wood for fires, etc.
I don't follow the soccer teams enough to care and all the flopping makes me nuts. But I'll watch today and offer my expert insight later. :) Have fun.
Aaaaannnd there's a grammatical error on it. The comma that follows "love" should not be there. Ok, grammar police mode off.
Agreed. It looks like a hack did it. I've seen much better.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:42am.
I might be in the minority, because I think the tattoo looks like shit.
Rande - it starts at 2:45. My power's been out since Friday after a monster storm in the DC area, so I'm going to head to a bar and watch it.
VAMOS ESPANA!
Anyone who beats Italy (except France) is fine by me. Personally, I wanted England or Germany to go through....oh well.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
now all he needs is some tribal work done, a tattoo of a scary skeleton and a dragon and he will be just as cool as Guy (real name Ferry) Fieri!!!!!
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 1:05pm.
I really hope Spain hands Italy's asses to them on a silver platter in the Euro final today.
What time is that on? I thought I was watching it last nite on Mexi telly but it was just a replay of the Port-Spain match.
I really hope Spain hands Italy's asses to them on a silver platter in the Euro final today.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
louiselouise- very interesting info about Wonder Woman. I had no idea. *places hand on chest in a scandalized manner*
Cuppy- I think that tattoo looks like ass, too. Maybe it will be better when it's fully healed, but the line quality is horrible. Very wobbly. The lettering is really inconsistent.
This tattoo is begging for electric shock treatment. JUST SAYING.
I might be in the minority, because I think the tattoo looks like shit.
Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 10:23am.
I dislike tattoos but that is an amazing job of lettering!
It really is.
Wow, that's amusing--thanks. Let's forget the 'supposed' lesbianism and make it real lesbianism. ;)
I saw a book of dr suess cartoons where dude had sex bondage in some of his pix as well--obviously not in his children's books.
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Submitted by Louiselouise on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 5:14am.
WW's early storylines were centred around S&M themes, submission, domination, bondage, even supposed lesbianism. Whether David Arquette is aware of this is anyone's guess.
I dislike tattoos but that is an amazing job of lettering!
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So from this, I get blah blah blah Wonder Woman! blah
Submitted by didimao on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 11:26pm.
Thank you for the suggestion. I am going to jot that down, and check out where it is on the map. Hopefully it will be on our route. : )
Awesome links, louiselouise! That was really interesting. Kinkaaaay!
Didn't see the clip (refusing to watch) but what's with David's hair? He looks like a 90s boybander!
I've seen him look attractive but I think he went a little nuts. He's an Arquette, after all. They're all a bit "off". Charming people, but a little bananas.
*Zips up anorak* I'm probably the only person to be slightly impressed as I'm a Wonder Woman fan of many years.
Harry G Peters' art, I believe.
WW's early storylines were centred around S&M themes, submission, domination, bondage, even supposed lesbianism. Whether David Arquette is aware of this is anyone's guess.
Don't believe me? http://www.bondagerotica.com/articles/wonderwoman/wonderwomanmain.html
If you can't be arsed wading through the history, here's some pictures (old WW covers): http://www.bondagerotica.com/articles/wonderwoman/wwcoversindex.html