Hot Slut Of The Day!
The exquisitely hideous yellow leather couch that started it all! Going back and watching Tommy Girl's hilariously priceless, cushion-smashing, choreographed declaration of beard love on Oprah reminded me just what a magnificent showgirl of insanity that bitch can be. I've seen mentally sick bitches on meth act more sane than this. There are three sides to Tommy: crazy, crazier and craziest and during that show he took his third side to whole new levels. I wish we saw that side of Tommy more, because bitch put on a show. Tommy almost broke Oprah's wrists in a game of mercy and he actually dropped to his knees without someone waving an RTPP (ready-to-party peen) at him. I mean, who does the touchdown knee drop besides Tim Tebow or hos who have just made an actual touchdown? It's like Tommy just won the Beard Super Bowl. I wouldn't go that far. Katie Holmes was/is a good beard, but I wouldn't call her a High Priestess of Bearding like Kelly Preston or Deborra Lee-Furness.
If you haven't already, it's worth a re-watch (this is the best cut I could find). It's like Tommy suddenly becomes his Magnolia character, but instead of freaking out over conquering pussy, he's freaking out over getting the prime seat in the Scientology's men's spa, because he signed on a prime beard. Jump for your beard, bitch!
Now, about that yellow leather couch....
I don't blame Tommy for jumping on that thing. I would too, but not because I wanted to convince the world that I'm in love with my soon-to-be prisoner. But because that yellow couch is ugly and must be destroyed with my feet. Seriously, that yellow couch is so ugly it's beautiful. It's like sitting on a giant piss bag ("Hello, Levitz, I'd like to buy your entire stock of yellow leather sofas, please." - Kim Kardashian) I really hope that Oprah got the yellow couch in her divorce from ABC and that she gave it to Tommy, because it really belongs to him and the Museum of Scientology Artifacts. I also hope that yesterday Tommy had that yellow sofa shipped to Iceland, so that he can jump on it while cursing Katie's name for trying to fuck him over and not in a jizz-inducing way either. That yellow couch needs to come full circle.
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I never watched til now...how scary Tom was! Poor couch didn't deserve that ....
What would Madea do?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:01pm.
Listen to me, Hideous Yellow Couch, you will NEVER be as hot a slut as ABANDONED COUCH (RIP) but you tried it, ho!
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HAHAHA!!!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of the ORIGINAL couch slut.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Wow - I have always resisted watching this before until today, and now I know why. It is so cringe-inducing, it reminds me of scenes from The Office, where the guy who thinks he is cool acts out much to the rest of his colleagues embarrassment. Oprah has that face on.... ermagerd.....
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I watched the whole interview again yesterday after the news broke, Damn Tom.......
I am loving all of you so much today. I wonder if in the big picture this and Revolta's situation is the first pillar to fall for Scienos.
This Whorepa crap was unbearable to watch. Those women hugging and crying because a loon on lifts was going to grace them with his manic presence. Awful.
It's funny how this was universally known as 'couch jumping' in the weeks that followed.
Nothing this douche does is sincere. It's all about The Brand.
TommyGirlie is a loathesome assclown, and actually Oprah is too. Her channel tanked and so did his idiot RoA movie. Maybe TG can make a return appearance and hold hands with O and they can jump into hell together.
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So technically Katie first run away escape attempt was on the Poprah Winbag show. Lol
Guess we don't call her "Kate" anymore like Napolean Dynamidget wanted us to. Hence, the sole reason I loathe short dudes.
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Maybe TC is erotically attracted to couches. He was attracted to this one and couldn't leave it alone.
I don't hate Tommy Gurl, I find him (all cult members, actually) fascinating. Oprah, however, can suck a dick.
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
That was a painfully obvious display of Oprah Celebrity Worship gone....horribly wrong. I remember watching it....and then my WTF turned to....I hate Oprah and Tom Cruise and I don't know which I hate worse. it's still pretty much a tie.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Hahahaha. That video never gets old. I almost feel embarrassed for Oprah watching it, but then I remember what a giant fake cunt she is (still not as big a fake cunt as Tommy Girl though)
Run Katie (and Suri!!!), run!
I couldn't bear to watch this tripe again. Masochism ain't my thang.
Interestingly, I believe this incident marked the beginning of the end of Oprah. Say something nice? "Thank you TommyGurl for that!"
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
I wonder how many of those screeching soccer moms & PTA nazis are still getting the vapors over TC since all the "rumors" and wierd behavior that has spilled since then?
How many of these women have abandoned Fauxprah?
PS - Loopy, I know! :D
He looks like he got some bad drugs in that video.
the way he's grabbing on Oprah and shaking her is just too fucking much.
and then man-handling Katie, pushing her onstage, and she turns it into something romantic-looking for the cameras...
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:13pm.
its all this tommy katie bot breaking up gossip, its making me too excited.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:01pm.
oh god.... my ass just exploded with rainbows and daisy petals.
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What's going on with your anus, Loopy?
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:06pm.
Oprah is worse than Springer,(that's saying a lot!) Cruise is worse than Travolta, and the couch can go fuck itself.
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I think I love you.
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nah, i just carry kibbles in my pocket, is all!... *pets doggy*... *tosses treats*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
This is giving me new respect for Katie. #getmoneybitch
Still not as good as calling Matt Lauer "glib."
Well it comes down to his being a complete and total imposter. he's a liar. you can see it in everything he does. but hearing news of the split made my day. he bugs the shit out of me. he is, what we would call in this neck of the woods a DOUCHE
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:06pm.
Oprah is worse than Springer,(that's saying a lot!) Cruise is worse than Travolta, and the couch can go fuck itself.
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I think I love you.
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I'd heard about the famous couch-jumping fiasco but never actually saw it until now. That has to be THE MOST embarrassing display I have ever seen. EVER. Part of the whole mess was those stupid fucking women in the audience gasping and screaming for Tom, the 5-foot robot. Wow, that was actually awful to watch and I'll never do that again.
i think thats the couch tommy sprawls across in his grecian goddess gown and hot male slaves feed him grapes.
didn't watch it then, not gonna watch it now...
Oprah is worse than Springer,(that's saying a lot!) Cruise is worse than Travolta, and the couch can go fuck itself.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'd forgotten that Oprah actually looked *scared* when this SuperManic episode was going down.
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God don't like ugly.
Who's glib now, bitch?!
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"Who reads books?! Who does that?!" ..... Gia Giudice
I.JUST.CAN'T.
Die, just die.
Whatta hot bag o nuts!!!!!!
I can't watch that video (or the Scientology interview one) because I might die of second-hand embarrassment.
Those women in the audience! FFS, they acted like it was a frigging boy band backstage rather than a skinny Gay Midget with mommy issues.
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Tommy was like "fuck your couch oprah" then oprah went to Tommy's house on that special and put her nasty bear feet on his couch "fuck your couch tom" haha well played
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Listen to me, Hideous Yellow Couch, you will NEVER be as hot a slut as ABANDONED COUCH (RIP) but you tried it, ho!
oh god.... my ass just exploded with rainbows and daisy petals.
i have forgotten all about this, watching this is making me froth with hornyness, i just want to start my rant again on tommy girl (see my previous 999999999 posts already)
In retrospect, that is some crazy ass bad acting fuckery. So contrived and ridiculous! Fuck yo couch, Oprah!
Fuck yo couch nigga! (For those that don't know, its Dave Chappel so relax!)
Sad thing is that the ugly yellow couch probably cost more than both my couches combined.
What a dickhead!
That was when most people realized he was a schmuck.
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If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
He makes my heart a cinemascope screen ,
Showing the dancing bird of paradise.
NO WAY he was sober.
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Oh, that's Tommy Girl being glib. It is a tribute to his acting skills~Pretentious and Non-existent.
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God, I'd forgotten just how bad that video is. What a flaming idiot. And the Gay Midget looks like a tool, too.
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