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The exquisitely hideous yellow leather couch that started it all! Going back and watching Tommy Girl's hilariously priceless, cushion-smashing, choreographed declaration of beard love on Oprah reminded me just what a magnificent showgirl of insanity that bitch can be. I've seen mentally sick bitches on meth act more sane than this. There are three sides to Tommy: crazy, crazier and craziest and during that show he took his third side to whole new levels. I wish we saw that side of Tommy more, because bitch put on a show. Tommy almost broke Oprah's wrists in a game of mercy and he actually dropped to his knees without someone waving an RTPP (ready-to-party peen) at him. I mean, who does the touchdown knee drop besides Tim Tebow or hos who have just made an actual touchdown? It's like Tommy just won the Beard Super Bowl. I wouldn't go that far. Katie Holmes was/is a good beard, but I wouldn't call her a High Priestess of Bearding like Kelly Preston or Deborra Lee-Furness.
If you haven't already, it's worth a re-watch (this is the best cut I could find). It's like Tommy suddenly becomes his Magnolia character, but instead of freaking out over conquering pussy, he's freaking out over getting the prime seat in the Scientology's men's spa, because he signed on a prime beard. Jump for your beard, bitch!
Now, about that yellow leather couch....
I don't blame Tommy for jumping on that thing. I would too, but not because I wanted to convince the world that I'm in love with my soon-to-be prisoner. But because that yellow couch is ugly and must be destroyed with my feet. Seriously, that yellow couch is so ugly it's beautiful. It's like sitting on a giant piss bag ("Hello, Levitz, I'd like to buy your entire stock of yellow leather sofas, please." - Kim Kardashian) I really hope that Oprah got the yellow couch in her divorce from ABC and that she gave it to Tommy, because it really belongs to him and the Museum of Scientology Artifacts. I also hope that yesterday Tommy had that yellow sofa shipped to Iceland, so that he can jump on it while cursing Katie's name for trying to fuck him over and not in a jizz-inducing way either. That yellow couch needs to come full circle.
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I'm not gonna lie...
couldnt watch this whole thing... ive never been able to get through it all...ever...
way too icky and bizarre
RUN KATIE RUN!
Man, I remember this like it was yesterday... how fucking awkward and uncomfortable to watch. Douche
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Jesus told me that Tom Cruise has Asperger's. He pantomimes human emotions. And that Oprah Winfrey is celebrity sycophant with a Savior Complex, which is particularly galling to Jesus for obvious reasons.
@ Juni, Joe
The way he assaults Oprah is ridiculous! I like this parody of TomFoolery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMfJtnf1Eoo
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LOL *crying*
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OMFG laughed so loud my dude was like "you okay, wtf?!" Thanks for reposting that; missed it the first damn time.lmao
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Submitted by juni on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:44am.
The way he assaults Oprah is ridiculous! I like this parody of TomFoolery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMfJtnf1Eoo
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LOL *crying*
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Christian Bale based his character in "American Psycho" on Tom Cruise. I believe he said he watched an interview Cruise gave on Letterman and modeled his character on him. See quote below:
"American Psycho" director Mary Harron reveals that Christian Bale based his murderous character Patrick Bateman on Tom Cruise.
"One day he (Bale) called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy."
I think that pretty much says it all right there. "Friendly, with nothing behind the eyes".
Lmao, looks like Katie had to be grabbed from the back area broom-closet while Tom "Crazy ass crazy" Cruise is running through the studio acting like Nicholson in The Shining.
These moments are why we all need to carry a tazer and a blow-up straight jacket. smh, Hard to watch that video; him hitting the floor doing the "yessss!" shit repeatedly; him in semi attack mode on Oprah; that fking detestable and constant high-fiving shit. Embarrassing.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
he must be a really good actor...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Of course it was planned. She was already mic'ed up. I don't know why Oprah is afraid of Tom, and gives in to whatever he wants, but she always did.
During her last season, she did a 'best of' show and at one point said "Find out what I really thought of Tom Cruise and the couch incident after the break." Our local station had to cut into weather alerts and I never heard what she said. When it reaired in the the spring, it was gone. Zip. Nada.
so really Tebowing should be called "Cruising." ok then
agree with those who say this was planned to make both of their "brands" blow up [and they did], and more like his typically excessive acting than manic. i despise the audience, oprah, the couch [did they even have a set designer on that show?] and cruise in that order
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It's funny how 'O' handles his crazy ass. She just giggles away the crazy. You go gurlllllllllll
The way he assaults Oprah is ridiculous! I like this parody of TomFoolery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMfJtnf1Eoo
Submitted by harperharper on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 7:13am.
Hello , was the forum previously EST?
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Hello , was the forum previously EST?
i got involved in an mlm in the mid 90's and that's the closest ive come to a cult. and that's the closest id like to be, tyvm.
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I can't watch this twice. Seeing it the first time scared the hell out of me. I have to admit the first time I saw it I couldn't look away. It was like watching a train wreck you know you shouldn't look but you do.
Oh, no thank you. I couldn't possibly watch that again. Hate feeling mortified. Or scared, or whatever that unpleasant emotion was I experienced the first time.
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"I have tons of friends who are Scientologists and they are all totally normal. "
Yeah, right. It's a cult. If they believe any of that shit, they are FAR from normal.
And for those asking why smart people join cults, it's b/c cults purposefully look for people who are vulnerable. Someone can be highly intelligent but be depressed, or an addict, or stressed, or whatever. Cults look for people like that b/c they know they can be easily swayed. They "offer" them something they're not getting in their lives. Oftentimes they are very subtle, too, and people don't figure out it's a cult until they are in deep. They might have some sort of offshot association like Narconon, which seems benign enough, but which actually tries to indoctrinate people in crisis with Scientology rubbish.
With Scientology itself, they make them do an "audit"...they have to tell these people their deepest, darkest secrets under the guise of some made-up science fiction bullshit which sounds vaguely scientific...then they very slowly get the person to abandon their friends and family. By the time the person realizes what's going on, the cult not only has dirt on them that could ruin their lives, but they no longer have any friends/family to help them out of the situation bc they've alienated themselves. The cult may even lie and tell them that they talked to the family and that the family is no longer interested in them at all. It's all mind-fuckery.
Katie looks truly mortified he is a fucking sick ass, read the Village Voice open letter to Tom it is truly shocking how incredibly cruel and abusive the $cientos are, billion year contracs, forced abortions, child slavery, imprisonment for the tiniest of infractions, talkabout hell...working for no pay, sleep or food for 100 hours a week fick they need to go down.
I didn't watch the ENTIRE clip first time around, it is super uncomfortable to witness.....so watching it again, it very much looks like Katie is scared and ashamed.
Two thoughts:
This is the first time I've actually sat through the 'couch jumping session'...at around 2:56, when Tommy says, "I told her, I said look, you never know what I'm gonna do, Katie" he has among THE scariest psycho eyes and demeanour I've seen.
I can't believe all those dumbasses in the audience barked and clapped like seals every time Tommy did another lame 'move'. It looked to me like he was performing a choreographed routine. His overacting in this clip puts Jim Carrey to shame.
To gardening girl and anyone else wondering how seemingly normal stable people can be converted into cults a great book to read is "Combatting Cult Mind Control" by Steve Hassan. He escaped from the moonies and he goes through techniques that cults use to convert people and why smart people are susceptible. It's an interesting, highly informative read.
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I have tons of friends who are Scientologists and they are all totally normal. I'm sure there are zealots just like every religion. My community is heavy Scientology, Mormon and Catholic and a pretty normal place to live and go to school.
Don't understand why people here are rooting for Katie all of a sudden now.
Remember she CHOSE to be a part of this. It was HER decision to embrace scientology. Nobody forced her to sign the contract. She knew exactly what she was getting into!
Only problem is, eventually, you get tired of all the shopping and then it hits you.
I don't pity her for a second... it's all her doing! And when she stopped having fun with all the money, she opted out.... what's there to feel sorry about???
She was STARSTRUCK and a FOOL.... simple!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 6:25pm.
I know a woman who was in her childhood a member of the Children of God cult. She's not anymore, but she still has some pretty weird views about God and sex.
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Did you ever see the documentary on the guy who killed himself? His mother was the High Priestess or some crap. It followed his story and included excerpts from the video he made while he got ready to shoot himself. The actual suicide was captured as well but they left that out, thank God. I was shocked that not only is that cult still very active, its membership is colossal. People wonder why Joaquin Phoenix is so weird and why River killed himself? Their parents were members and they were raised in that mess.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 6:25pm.
Dog! I looove your avatar!! Is that the pooch that says something like "Live each day like you just escaped from the backyard?" Adorable!!!
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This was the Maltese puppy seeing grass for the first time in Night Crumbs a few days ago. :-)
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The audience is almost as bad as my mental image of a pack of brangeloonies.
Cheez-Its rule, man.
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Dog! I looove your avatar!! Is that the pooch that says something like "Live each day like you just escaped from the backyard?" Adorable!!!
www.poopreport.com :)
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I know a woman who was in her childhood a member of the Children of God cult. She's not anymore, but she still has some pretty weird views about God and sex.
I'm watching you, ESE!
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Dog, I think I could be a member of that cult for all the reasons, but especially because I am right now eating my beloved Cheez-Its.
I used to know this Catholic girl who called the communion wafers Jeez-Its.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 6:12pm.
oh, Doggy, Doggy, Doggy!... you can't go killing the members that quickly!... i mean, really?... listening to Paris' CD for ANY infraction?... they screw up once, and you lost your money train!... tsk, tsk... start 'em off slow torture like... ya know, like listening to Loverboy!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Imma start my own cult. My rules:
Hate Justin Bieber
Make fun of BloHan
Eat ice cream all you want
Take every opportunity to shoot any Kardashian on sight
No Twihards allowed
You must worship Cheez-Its
Stray from this path and your punishment is to listen to a Paris Hilton CD. All of it.
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OMG, I come back to civilization and read about this! This is great news; I've been rooting for Katie to runrunrun for five years now. Maybe she'll start making good movies again. Excuse me now, while I go have a gander at Suri's Burn Book.
Scary stuff Hekki *shudder* - thank heavens you're srtong-minded.
JELLIEBEAN! *lick*
ABSOLUTE CRINGE ON A STICK.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 5:05pm.
GG: Let me tell you about my experience with a similar cult. It's called Landmark Education.
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Oh god the Landmark people are TERRIBLE. They have these conferences at the hotel my husband works at they are the rudest, most arrogant people ever. They spout their "empowering" phrases and other crap and they NEVER tip because they feel they are 'exceptional' and they should command respect. Ugggh.
I think they fed everyone in that entire studio a special Kool-Aid before the taping. Seriously, NO ONE acts like that normally - even Cooze.
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*snort* a classic forever. kinda like his laugh.
I had never seen this, COMPLETELY DISTURBING, on every level. Oprah, Tom, Katie, the audience. All nuts! He seems to be experiencing an episode of mania here. And milking the 'romantic' attention for all it's worth, Oprah so willing to shill along. Clearly Katie was in over her head. (gurrrll when he manacles your hands behind your back and frog marches you to beard publicly, something's amiss) I'm sure her parents were frightened after seeing this. I hope her Dad was having her get some help all this spring in NYC from the best cut-throat attorneys there are. I hope they were working over time to anticipate the manic rage that would come at them and document all the crazy Xenu-ness. The CO$ needs the same exposure that happened with the ring of pedophiles running the Catholic Church; get them on the RICO laws.
that was so disturbing. He shouldnt have done that last line of coke before stepping out. Calm down dude, what is her pussy really that good?
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I never really thought this couch jumping thing was that big of a deal. Compared to the screaming bitches in the audience he definitely seems sane. I guess people were still getting hard for TC in 2005 but this is ridiculous.
He and Katie are so awkward together... and she looks about a million years younger here.
I have never gotten the attraction of him.... he has always struck me as more than a little freakish, bit of a zombie, controlled by others kind of dope. Creepy is the word I suppose. The whole slew of bought and controlled wives doesn't help...... I'd like to say I feel sorry for Katie but she bought the contract hook line and sinker. Best we can do is ignore them and hope they go away... of course I would love to read Katie's tell all book!!!! LOL.
Even as a young teen, when the Top Gun craze was going full blast, I had a sense there was something wrong with this guy and I couldn't jump on that bandwagon.
Anytime I see one of these guys with the so-called "boyish good looks" (John Edwards) it screams "danger, danger, danger!" I think there's something where their moms spoiled them and they were the Golden Boy as a kid, and they will grow up total douche bags with no sense of consequences for their behavior. And they're used to their moms covering for all their douche behavior, so they continue it into adulthood.
And I'm supposed to believe he's THIS excited over Katie and it isn't an act when she was fourth on his list of prospective wives he was auditioning?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 3:28pm.
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I will look for that, thanks!
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Hahahaaa! I could watch that clip of Tom on Orca's show over and over again for hours. He is AWESOME!! I love Tom Cruise! So fucking goddamn funny. God, I would love to be his friend.
Maybe Tom just fell under the Oprah crazy.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 2:58pm.
What kind of weak minded person would go along with the Co$? Seriously, if they expect you to shun your family because they are non believers, then that should be a RED FLAG!
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I know! I was just talking about this with my partner last evening. As I have mentioned here many times, I get how the very vulnerable and people with psychosis/schizophrenia are attracted to it since it's dogma is in fact, a collection of years of paranoid thoughts and hallucinations of L Ron Hubbard and most auditory hallucinations have shared characteristics. But how can a 100% emotional and mental healthy person really believe it??
He is liked a trained chimp to Oprah's completely nutzo audience. Or perhaps more acuracately, this is something a four year old might do to get the attention of "company at the house" where they think it's really cute the first few times but after that, just put your child to bed already!!!
I bet Oprah will try and get another post-split interview with him.