Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 30, 2012 / Posted by:

What former A list female movie star best known for one very famous role who has crashed down to a C as she has got older sent back three bodyguards on her recent trip because they did not measure up to her attractiveness standards. She won’t be seen with any men she is paying for unless they are going to look good next to her. If they are willing to spend the night and have some fun off the clock, then so much the better. The fact that she has a boyfriend is irrelevant. She might be paying him too. (CDAN)

Who other than Sharon Stone? When Sharon Stone’s not hunting for furry animals to scare out of their coats with her ice cold cunt glare, she’s hunting for her next orgasm. Sharon is the only A-lister (she is forever A-list)I know who can confidently ask a prospective bodyguard during an interview if he’s opposed to frisking her body with his dick. And she’ll ask it while uncrossing her legs.

Single Guy and Married Couple have been friends for a long time. You will often catch pretty photos of them hanging out together every couple of months. No, this isn’t going where you think it’s going. They are not a threesome. Nor is Single Guy romantically involved with Married Girl. However, they do have a very interesting arrangement.

Single Guy is quite the package, so it’s not exactly hard for him to land an attractive woman. In fact, he always seems to have a new Single Girl on his arm. However, he is not the only one doing the selecting. Married Girl has a big say in Single Buy’s choice of mates. That’s because the bottom line is that the Single Girl is really for her. That’s right. The real couples here are: Single Guy + Married Guy and Single Girl + Married Girl.

So, now you know that whenever Single Guy breaks up with his Single-Girl-of-the-Month, it’s really because Married Girl has decided that it’s time. Married Girl is the selector of Single Girl, ergo the decision maker in Single Girl’s termination.

It doesn’t always go smoothly, though. Once the Single Girl is part of this lifestyle, the fame-by-association and the lifestyle can make it very difficult to leave. However, they always do go, thanks to a binding contract and a nice payoff. (Blind Gossip)

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford? Okay, I can sort of picture Cindy and Stacy in a lesbian pretzel, but I think I strained my one brain cell from trying to imagine George and Rande licking on each other’s butts. I just can’t. 

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