What Does It All Mean?!?
MSNBC and a bunch of people on Twitter noticed that the members and future member of The Tommy Girl Ex-Wives Club all have something in common and it might give you nightmares of the number threeeeee. This is some creepy numerology shit.
Mimi Rogers, who started all the Sea Org fuckery by introducing Tommy to Scientology, was 31 when she became the first Mrs. Tom Cooze in 1987 and 33 when their marriage choked on a gay bullet and died in 1990. Mimi was 34 when their divorce was finalized.
Nicole Kidman was 23 when she married Tommy in 1990 and 33 when their 10-year contract ended in 2001. Nicole was 34 when her shackles officially came off after their divorce finalized.
Katie Holmes was 28 when she became the third bride of Scientology in 2006 and she's 33 now. If their divorce goes through after December, she'll be 34 when she's officially free.
So every one of Tommy's wives was 33 when they split and 34 when that shit finalized. THE FUCK? Is 33 the age when God finally feels sorry for Tommy's wife and wins her soul back in a rock, paper, scissor match with L. Ron Hubbard on a neutral planet (Neptune, obviously)? Does the mind control spell wear off when she's 33? And each Tommy wife is almost 11 years younger than the last one. If Tommy is shopping for a fourth beard wife already, then that means he's trolling the IMDB pages of all actresses born in 1989 or 1990. Hide yo 22-year-old actresses!
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I think Tommy will need to look at George Clooney's ex-side pieces.
Sarah Larson or elisabetta, are currently looking for work in a major production by Fag Hag Entertainments, produced and directed by steven spielberg.
Idk what it means in scientology BUT
Thirty Three : 33 - Christian Numerology meaning deals in reference with the making of a pledge or promise. ***
I don't think he's got a hope in hell of trapping another wife. Unless she's in the cult.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Emma Stone, Tom! Please, take her away!
Who said AI can't adapt and learn? we have seeing in movies like IRobot and Terminator, AI get smarter and learn.
Which explains why Katie decided to do this whilst Tommy was out of the country in Switzerland getting his butt hole re-tightened.
Tommy can't travel back to the USA for at least 2 weeks, not until the doctors are satisfied his butthole can wink 3 consecutive times.
Boycott his movies because the older he gets the crazier he will become.His supporters will have egg on their faces. At this rate when he is 80 he will have a compound with people entering and never exiting. he is like the founder of Scientology an unscrupulous person.
Im commenting across 3 tommy girl threads... lol if MK makes another tommy girl post, my head will spin like that girl in the exorcist and ill end up saying to tommy girl "emperor xenu sucks cocks in hell"
Loopy,
Katie: [slaps him twice] Snap out of it!
(this whole trial is set, we have the script!)
You kill me loopy! ☺
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Honey badger im pretty sure john signs and acts out the "I'm soo pretty" song every night before bed so maybe he qualifies
Taylor can then write songs about her break up w Tommy. It's a win-win.
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If I'm butter - if I'm butter-
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife,
He makes my heart a cinemascope screen ,
Showing the dancing bird of paradise.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:55pm.
OMG Tommy girl get his panties in a twist, cuz he will be able to use all the lines from A Few Good Men.
@Honey_Badger, WithinReason
YES YES gotta do in jack nicholson's voice.
but Katie better not wear one of those army uniforms, cuz Tommy has a weakspot for men in uniform and might hump her leg.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:45pm.
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But Taylor doesn't wanna to catch dick cooties, NO! She's never even seen one in person, hence all the beards! How about the OneErection boys? Any one with in a blond wig would fit the bill!
[TommyGirl in the courtroom: YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER... YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! THE WHOLE TRIAL IS OUT OF ORDER! lmao!]
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:46pm.
I can't wait for the divorce discussions and Tommy yells over the table, "TELL ME The truth KATIE!!!"
and katie yells back "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
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LOL!
and Tommy, eyes moist with tears says, "But Katie, YOU complete me."
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:46pm.
I can't wait for the divorce discussions and Tommy yells over the table, "TELL ME The truth KATIE!!!"
and katie yells back "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
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*IN JACK NICHOLSON VOICE!*
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I can't wait for the divorce discussions and Tommy yells over the table, "TELL ME The truth KATIE!!!"
and katie yells back "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:27pm.
probably Taylor swift, cuz she has extensive fag hag experience, just look at her at what CV says.
1. Joe Jonas - paps photo-ops, holding hands, no kissing in contract
2. Taylor Lautner - photo ops, tried to make him look more manly, holding hands, no kissing in contract
3. Jakey Poo - photo ops, fake meeting parents, some kissing involved but we practised in my bedroom with blind folds, cuz Jakey kept giggling when he thought he was kissing a gurllll and he didnt wanna get cooties.
4. Chord Overstreet - glee blondie with dick sucking lips
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:40pm.
My bet for lucky number 4 is jhon revolta
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Yeah but is John pretty enough for Tommy?
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Blake Lively for #4 That's his style, jump on that girl! Does she have a cute brother? lol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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My bet for lucky number 4 is jhon revolta
http://www.imdb.com/list/0qXMV1XAHis/
Here's a list from imdb of actresses and actwhores born in 1990. Strong candidates, all! (I'm looking at you, Colfer.)
Submitted by Nell on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:20pm.
33 is middle aged? Now I am depressed.
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the average life expectancy here in the U.S (which is not even in the top 50) is 78.
The highest is Monaco, at 89.
so no, 33 is not middle aged.
OT: I think this numbers stuff is pure fun, but so many things are so coinky-dinky!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Selena Gomez is next....or Taylor Swift.
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Then we’ll grow up take our clothes off
And you’ll remind me that I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
And then we can do anything we want
We should wage bets who'll be lucky beard numero three!
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The artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:49pm.
ASTROLOGY!
NUMEROLOGY!!
DARK SIDED!!!!!!!!
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URANUS!!!!!
When I read this article, I noticed that there were THREE comments! :-O
*shits pants in fear and runs away*
The SandwichQueen strikes again!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:47pm.
Next: the Brangelina nuclear meltdown. Cannot wait.
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PLEASE if there is a higher being out there PLEASE OH PLEASE LET THESE HAVE A FULL OUT PUBLIC MELTDOW BREAKUP!!
OMG I would set up a tent and camp out on JJ for 2 weeks solid, no food no water just a set of sore fingers answering every single post with a good " I told you so tirade"
That site would explode from us beating them while their down...dare to dream LS, dare to dream
*stretches out arms and looks to the heavens*
LOL!
I'm down.
33 is middle aged? Now I am depressed.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:05pm.
Didn't Tom study to be a priest? He must know that 33 is the reported age of Christ when he died.
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Ok, that's a lil creepy...
BRANDgelina KNOWS there are a lot of people who would do a happy dance if they imploded. That's why they they're stil together. Well that, and the brand is too lucrative.
Remember when News of The World reported Brange was breaking up a few years ago? They immediately threatened to sue. Why?? There's always been rumors, so why did it ruffle their festhers that time? Recently NOW was exposed for having hacked into many celebrities phones, so I'm sure they knew something was not right between the two.
This is pure coincidence, because they were all beards. I will forever picture him as a little giggly girl with pigtails *ok, an old boy in costume and a Fräulein wig!* (thanks Loopy!) ;)
Maybe the ladies started questioning all those Eyes Wide Shut rituals he made them attend every weekend? Mimi thought CO$ would be fun at first... little did she know, she'd created a monster! hahaha ☺☺☺
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:19pm.
i'm trying to quit smoking and IT B S BITCH. i think imma gonna dah *sniffs cigarette
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..and all the rest of you I saw after I already grabbed skinny's post:
I quit after smoking 35 yrs with the gum. Didn't follow their plan at first, just chewed one when I felt like it, which was about as often as I smoked...after you get over the hand-to-mouth thing, it's easier to cut down, and then follow their plan. Quit a 2.5 pack a day habit a week before Christmas. Allergic to adhesive, so no patches. The gum is great. Good luck! =)
i just see a guy that is so rich and powerful and full of himself that he only wants younger women. part of the contract. we see the crazy you're selling tgirl and no one is buying.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
And 3 + 3=6. The exact age Suri is *now*..... O.o
Eh..I got nothin'! Lol
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"Birds are doomed when pussies can fly"- MK
This random bit of WTFery cracked me up: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hQFzHrridw8
They also "go" in three's, so if Kelly Preston and Jada Pinkett Smith file within the next month, its all true!
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
I think the reason for not maintaining a contract with an actress past the age of 33, is because as a women gets older, her chances of having a baby drastically diminishes. Once she hits 35, her medical chart will be labeled AMA (advanced maternal age). If he wants more children, he'll definitely need a younger woman.
Can't startled that midget!
Didn't Tom study to be a priest? He must know that 33 is the reported age of Christ when he died.
am i alone here? where r u whorz?
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:47pm.
Next: the Brangelina nuclear meltdown. Cannot wait.
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i might start believing in god if brangelina split. those two annoy me to no end with all their phony do-good-ism charity save the world crap while they live a ridiculously extravagant lifestyle.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:47pm.
Next: the Brangelina nuclear meltdown. Cannot wait.
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PLEASE if there is a higher being out there PLEASE OH PLEASE LET THESE HAVE A FULL OUT PUBLIC MELTDOW BREAKUP!!
OMG I would set up a tent and camp out on JJ for 2 weeks solid, no food no water just a set of sore fingers answering every single post with a good " I told you so tirade"
That site would explode from us beating them while their down...dare to dream LS, dare to dream
*stretches out arms and looks to the heavens*
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:47pm.
skinnyfat, I'm in the quitting phase, too. I'll go all day without and then my fucking husband (actually he's a beautiful human being, inside and out, but clearly must hate me) keeps bringing a pack home with him at night. AAARGGGGHHHH!!!
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i hear yah sistah
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:49pm.
i got nothing. all i want is a fucking cigarette. damn, quitting is BITCH. maybe i'll try that dumb gum. the patch gives me nightmares. why isn;t there a smokers anonymous?
Hello, My Name Is Skinny Fat and I am Addicted to Nicotine. It all started when I was 16 and.... blah blah blobeddy blah blah
skinny fat, i'm gettin ready to quit (again) .. come on now, inspire me
on topic, i got nothin at the moment
except to agree with the notion that Tgirl can't stand women his age .. clearly they fill him with fear
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
ASTROLOGY!
NUMEROLOGY!!
DARK SIDED!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
33 is a master number and the age Jesus died.
@ yepyepyep, I think the singer was Rob Thomas.
Yes
skinnyfat, I'm in the quitting phase, too. I'll go all day without and then my fucking husband (actually he's a beautiful human being, inside and out, but clearly must hate me) keeps bringing a pack home with him at night. AAARGGGGHHHH!!!
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Submitted by crankenstein on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:42pm.
Devildog
Here is what it means - we care about stupid shit. Period.
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we don't really care; we just like to bash. there's a difference.