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Haha Salma, no that's before! Afterwards we may be a little shaky! Mind you this was not my idea! haha haha

Whamo, sorry to hear the concert sucked! You need to see them at a smaller venue. Very disappointing! ;(

OnT: I am surprised that Katie didn't last longer. Good luck on the next one TommyGirl! He needs to find himself a Kelly Preston or a Posh Spice! What's the matter with TG, I'm curious!

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holy shit, I don't know which one of you all posted this link, and in which thread but, I watched the video interview and dear lawd, this man is nuts. I don't know if it's the way they put the video together, but he's fkn nuts for reals. FOR REALS. I didn't realize it was this bad.

you in danger girl.

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I'm ruling out Blake Lively because she has sexual baggage. Does'nt she fuck a lot of important people in H'wood? Tom would not like that.

I'm thinking Emma Stone .... Amanda Seyfried or Mara Rooney. mara has money and sports connections..good for a CO$ recruit.

KStew doesn't need him.

Eva Longoria needs someone.

Julianne Hough won't leave Ryan.

@ Within

I can just imagine you going in with the trench, sunglasses and sexy stilettos on. You're gonna need to get your needs met afterwards, eh?? CALIENTE BOMER!

OT: I wonder if Katie will have to be enrolled into the Witness Protection Program?

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 1:06am.
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Loopy, but your little green nose looks fine!!!!!!!!!! It will hurt like a motherbitch!

ETA: So Tommy is doing his screaming facial exercises and that's good for the skin!? Could be! But Travy went overboard I think! Maybe 4 hours! lol

@Salma... er HoneyB, will do! I was planning to stream it but some of us *not me* thought it would be hilarious to see it on the big screen! Better check my heels have rubber-grip bottoms to avoid slippage!

OnT: I can't believe how little Suri was able to upstage both her parents! That kid will be doing plays and films soon! ;p

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@ Whamo

That is disappointing to hear because I would have given my left ovary to see him in concert.
I have a BIG problem with lip synching in concerts. You might as well dim the lights at home and crank up the stereo and save the $$$.
Oh well. Hopefully you had some fun with pals and got a good buzz going, eh?

P.S. I was in this cool pub called the 'Irish Times' and thought of you and Ms. Fury. Real good music and Guinness on tap.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 1:22am.

well that is the thing also, when you are spending 2 hours on your back or on all fours or in a sling, in a gay sauna everyday, that helps the skin alot.

i mean skin specialists recommend 15 minutes but tommy and revolta are getting at least 2 hours of sauna time.

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I been at a friend's in Victoria and we've been partying. Naked wasted kind of partying. eheheheheh

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Naked wasted kind of partying!! Damn woman don't tell me things like that, you tryin to kill me:P

I hate to tell you this but I couln't have been more disappointed with that concert. the band played near the whole gig behind "the wall" and basically I swear huge chunks were lip synced. I was listening and visually it was like he was just singing along to the album. It sounded almost the same as the album, they put a spot light on him for all of maybe and I mean maybe 3/4 of an hour out of a two hour show. I could tell at times he was singing to his own multi-tracked voice. There were some songs where the entire song was played and you didn't see anyone in front OR behind the wall. It was like listening to the album while watching a video on a massive wall. There were parts that stood out but in general it was a total shit, NOW I read reviews and almost all were calling it the concert of the year and amazing and bla bla but when I go to a concert I want to see a band actually play. I don't want to hear perfect vocals I want to hear the imperfections of a 68 year old guy singing a masterpiece of work. My one friend though it OK and my other buddy and I thought it sucked. When I asked people what they thoughr their first reaction was to say great because nobody wants to say it sucked but after we got talking they all admitted they didn't really like it either.

Sorry for rambling on but I needed to get that off my chest..I'm sure you're sorry for asking.lol!

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Love it Loopy! That's the best type of person to go shopping with and to dress you! Brutally honest & you look amazing when they're done! What's not to love! <333

No one can be like TommyGirl, he's in a league of his own with the likes of Travolta! Comes from 20+ years visiting the CO$ men's sauna circuit! You thought his lava dildo lamps were bad, poor Katie! The smell of coconut massage oil must make her gag! ;p

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OOOOH going to Magic MIke? I expect a full and JUICY REVIEW. I saw Joe Manjello on The Soup and he was eating Doritos out of his bloated beer belly. Yep, he let himself go. LOL!

OT: Tommygirl's eyebrows fascinated me. The OctoMom and Tommy have those straight across Grinch brows.

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HoneyB, I'm ashamed to say, no leather pants. MM this weekend, in a trench, sunglasses and heels, that's it! LOL! That is if we leave and are not too happy to get there! Not sure if I can handle so much Boner. ;)

OnT: Ya Tommy is looking better these days but he is the epitome of GLIB in hiding! Don't dig his personality at all!

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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:58am.

yeah i wanna know the name of the surgeon, cuz i wanna get my nose done lol and i wont need to tell family and friends that ive collapsed of exhaustion aka selina gomez.

cuz ive already told them, if i dissapear for a couple of weeks or months, and come back with a new nose, dont fucking ask questions, you know i did it bitch.

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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:58am.

yeah i wanna know the name of the surgeon, cuz i wanna get my nose done lol and i wont need to tell family and friends that ive collapsed of exhaustion aka selina gomez.

cuz ive already told them, if i dissapear for a couple of weeks or months, and come back with a new nose, dont fucking ask questions, you know i did it bitch.

@ PrettyHateMachine

I agree. He needs an relative unknown. Young and dumb but still ambitious. With brains pliable like silly putty. HOW ABOUT OLIVIA MUNN??

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@ within

My party starts mid-week, darlin' I have to work the weekends. BLAH!!

So, do you have your leather party pants on for tonight? Dancin' shoes?

I want to undress all of you! ahahahahha.

P.S. dirty martinis are evil but tasty. ;-)

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:58am.

I am obsessed with dressing up women, lol OBSESSED

i force my sisters to go shopping so i can play dress ups.

its soo gay! but not as gay as tommy girl's lava dildo lamps on his bedside table.

I think Tommy will have to aim a little, or waaaaaaaaaaaaay, lower down that list this time then what you guys are thinking. After this mess TC would probably even have trouble landing Tara Reid. Too bad Kim Kardashian is taken, they could fit a quickie marriage and divorce in before that thing turns 33.

He only likes women in their late twenties and early thirties. So his relationships must be really deep.

He only likes women in their late twenties and early thirties. So his relationships must be really deep.

LOL HoneyB, Loopy wants to dress you, Whamo to undress you! hahahah Welcome to the DL! Agreed, you ARE hotttt girl! Working out is your good friend! hehheeh ☺☺☺

I was gonna say, the party doesn't begin until tonight! But yeah enjoy the buzz while it lasts... ღ

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@ Loopy

The surgeon has done a beautiful job on Tommygirl. He looks fabulous!

@ Little_Rascal hahahahahaha

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:46pm.
I can't wait for the divorce discussions and Tommy yells over the table, "TELL ME The truth KATIE!!!"

and katie yells back "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

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and Tommy, eyes moist with tears says, "But Katie, YOU complete me."
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And Katie, tears streaming down her cheeks, says "You had me at Hello"

@Honey

the reason why tommy looks soo good is $$$ and he gets subtle surgery, he didnt do the robert redford and go too extreme.

@ within

Nooooo, I came back today from Vic. I had to go back to work today. I'm still hung over though...

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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:28am.

Yeah, too bad now he looks as MK put it, like a middle aged lesbian from New Mexico, hahaha!

OT: Suri freaks the shit out of me. I'm sure Katiebot and Tommy Girl have woken up in the middle of the night on several occasions and found her standing at the foot of their bed, just staring at them and saying nothing. *shivers*

HoneyB, What you doing back so early? It's only Friday, did you lose track of time? ahahha

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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:47am.

:) your shoulders and hips are in perfect proportion and the hips just synches in!! and um the chest area is ample as well lol

*edit, i mean waist line.

and omg you are the perfect candidate to wear the bandage dress!!!

Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:46am.
Honey Badger, the poster formerly known as SalmaNella, has a great hourglass figure.

Girl i would love to go shopping with you lol

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Anytime, sweetheart, anytime. We'll have to hit up Robson Street in Vancouver and make a real dent in the credit cards.

OT: Hate to say it but Tommygirl has gotten a lot better looking with age. Go figure.

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Honey Badger, the poster formerly known as SalmaNella, has a great hourglass figure.

Girl i would love to go shopping with you lol

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You can change your name but I'll spot that body from space!:P

How ya doin Honey B, where you been..working out for the last 56 hours:)

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Hiya Whamo!

I been at a friend's in Victoria and we've been partying. Naked wasted kind of partying. eheheheheh

Hey, how was the Roger Waters gig??

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PrettyHateMachine, good idea!

I like Emma Watson for the front window, Thomas Brodie-Sangster (or Jonathan Lipnicki) for the back room! OH YEAH!

HA!

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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:26am.
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You can change your name but I'll spot that body from space!:P

How ya doin Honey B, where you been..working out for the last 56 hours:)

Submitted by dirty sancho on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:25am.
Duh. Everyone knows that at age 33 is when their programming starts going all haywire. Tommy Girl can't take any chances.

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Yeah, the Katiebot battery pack has expired.

P.S. Gorgeous pic of Johnny D on your avie.

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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:47pm.

skinnyfat, I'm in the quitting phase, too. I'll go all day without and then my fucking husband (actually he's a beautiful human being, inside and out, but clearly must hate me) keeps bringing a pack home with him at night. AAARGGGGHHHH!!!

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Oh boy, good luck with that one! I'm trying to switch careers and it's been touch and go with the cigs. I get down to 2 a week sometimes, then some shit will happen and I start back up again. It's a psychological thing for me mainly b/c I think I'm more sluggish and yet somehow more nervous when I'm not smoking. Strange....

'Bout TC - I'm sooooo happy for Katiebot. Does anyone really think she'll get sole custody? I dunno, I'm probably in the minority on this but I think it's actually his kid and not frozen L. Ron sperm. That means TC will put up quite a fight for his lil girl.

@ Within

Nope. Once its gone its gone.

Yeah this Tom and Kate stuff is BIG NEWS! Holy moly.

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Duh. Everyone knows that at age 33 is when their programming starts going all haywire. Tommy Girl can't take any chances.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:22am.

OMG OMG Pretty, KStew is on the top of the list!!!

can you imagine, tommy and kstew.

call sweetas and say im ready to explode now at that thought.

Hey HoneyB!! *waves* So you can't retrieve an account once you delete your email? Whaaaa?! Not good!

Good to see ya! How you doing girl? You done for the night? All's good around here, just unwinding and laughing at poor TommyGirl and Katie! Still can't believe Katie was smart enough to end the contract negotiations early, smart bitch! smdh

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That site would explode from us beating them while their down...dare to dream LS, dare to dream

*stretches out arms and looks to the heavens*

LOL!

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Oh oh, it looks like another JJ monster has been created! It's like a drug Mike, one you start you get hooked and If you get one or two of em that take a "shining" to you and attck you with great ferocity it's even better.
I was telling some one before it's nice to have all you guys on board now, there was a time a year or two ago it was basically me and one or two other people (not from here ) that would go and take on the entire room. Back then they didn't know anyone from the D and the entire room would come at me, I'd be doing battle with 6 7 8 people at once all em em wanting to fucking kill me and all of them would respond because they didn't know your were fucking with them. Now at time I have to laugh because I will see entire pages thumbed down with everyone fucking at them and it's not as lonely as it once was. As each person comes back here they all say the same thing first it's, those people are fucking crazy and then it's DAMN is that ever FUN LMAO!!! No shit Foxxy and I laugh at all the "monster" that have been created from loon bashing:)

<"Is 33 the age when God finally feels sorry for Tommy's wife and wins her soul back in a rock, paper, scissor match with L. Ron Hubbard on a neutral planet (Neptune, obviously)?">

Wasn't Christ believed to be 33 when he was crucified and rose again?

Harrooss Honey

Up Next; Pick one, any one...

http://www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_year=1990,1990&sort=starmeter,asc&...

Hi Loopy :-)

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If I remember correctly, there was a somewhat common theme when he was interviewing for a wife. Young, pretty, smart up-and-coming actresses who were desperate for the next step up. Katie, Scarlett J, Jessica Alba....

here's the link:
http://theblemish.com/2008/03/tom-cruise-auditioned-his-wives/

So who fits that now?

Still go with Blake! She's 24 and would go along with his xenu ideas for at least 9 more years, leave at the 10 year mark! She's perfect. ;p

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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:13am.

ahh salmanella, i thought that was you from that pic. :P

Hi Within!!

Yeah, its moi. I hit the delete button instead of submit one drunken moment. *blushes*

Boom, SalmaNella is no more.

How are you doing?

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But Tommy is truly a dumbass, when he was recharging Katie's batteries using the USB, he received an email from John Travolta "check out nude zac efron, click and download this zip file"

and he did, and uploaded a virus on katie bot.

Go go gadget Loopy! TG is too much fun just like Travy! Will not so much, because he freaks out when a dude kisses him in public, I MEAN CHILL TF OUT DUDE! Beckham I like even with his minie mouse voice, *he don't gotta talk none* ... Jeremy Renner is very manly, though! hahaha
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Honey_Borgeous, is that you? Why'd you change your name?

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Well, TG knows beauty lies in the symmetry. I am simultaneously excited and ashamed by this TG-Katebot drama unfolding. Excited for obvious reasons, you know big, juicy hunk of a gossip paralleled only by TG's couch jumping and Brad Pitt knocking Up St Angie Jo eons ago. Ashamed because this is the most exciting thing that I have come across in weeks!! Yeah..