The "Over The Moon" Watch: Adele Is Having A BAYBEEEEE!
Just when I thought that this Friday would be like every other day this week, slower than Kristen Stewart, the news keeps pouring out. The drought is over (today at least). First we hear that Katie Holmes has finally crawled out of Scientology's asshole and now Adele tells us that she's knocked up. Adele announced on her site today that she's going to have her first baby with her boyfriend Simon Konecki. And today is one of those days where I don't even give a fuck that Adele launched herself over the moon while writing this statement on her iPad. Bitch only gets one OTM warning, though, and this is it!
Im delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx
Everybody should respect Adele's privacy at this precious time, but only because she's going to yodel out every detail about it in her next album anyway. Adele is going to go from singing about getting burned by a lovah to singing about making babies. I can already see the song titles...Spermin' in the Deep, Chasing Pampers, Set Fire to the Nappies, etc....
Here's Adele and her piece Simon and their first child, a puppy, earlier this year.
Pictures via Bauer Griffin & Just DWL
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Is she sure she's not just fat?
OH WAIT
i hate that over the moon shit. are we going to see her to the pregnant naked demi moore post too?
congrats to her! Judging from her song lyrics, she's been through the wringer when it comes to relationships.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
This makes me think of football. In particular NFC.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
In more exciting news, IT'S HOT!!!
Damn, she's hella pregnant. Nobody knew?
hmmmm Beardo looks nice but nobody likes to think about Adele, stupid stinkfish!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Mazel tov. I hope she quit smoking.
What's this "our first child together"?? Is she ready expecting to have a bunch more? Does he have another child by someone else? That sounded weird to me.
"Everybody should respect Adele's privacy at this precious time, but only because she's going to yodel out every detail about it in her next album anyway."
That's perfect. I bet her career tanks because you can't sing the blues when you're all happy.
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Vanessa da Mata, Boa sorte
fuck off adele, its not your day, fank u, but no fanks.
how did the bearded fat guy get his dick out of his fopa and put it in adele's huhu which is under her fova.
zzzzzzz....whatever.
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