The "Over The Moon" Watch: Adele Is Having A BAYBEEEEE!
Just when I thought that this Friday would be like every other day this week, slower than Kristen Stewart, the news keeps pouring out. The drought is over (today at least). First we hear that Katie Holmes has finally crawled out of Scientology's asshole and now Adele tells us that she's knocked up. Adele announced on her site today that she's going to have her first baby with her boyfriend Simon Konecki. And today is one of those days where I don't even give a fuck that Adele launched herself over the moon while writing this statement on her iPad. Bitch only gets one OTM warning, though, and this is it!
Im delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx
Everybody should respect Adele's privacy at this precious time, but only because she's going to yodel out every detail about it in her next album anyway. Adele is going to go from singing about getting burned by a lovah to singing about making babies. I can already see the song titles...Spermin' in the Deep, Chasing Pampers, Set Fire to the Nappies, etc....
Here's Adele and her piece Simon and their first child, a puppy, earlier this year.
Pictures via Bauer Griffin & Just DWL
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Meh, I put her in the fucktard celeb catagory, talented or not. When she started out she was way, way fatter and she had a huge honker of a nose. She had her nose done and I'm guessing weight loss surgery. I know sooooooo many women that were huge, had the weight loss surgery, and boom once they lost a certain amount of weight, they were finally fertile and bammmo, babies.
if I was 24, had a mega hit album, a voice like that, sittin on top of the world, was preggers, I would do whatever I wanted. Good luck to the happy cute couple! :>
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"5 mile an hour with aluminum side"
She makes poor choices when it comes to men....maybe he's a great guy but she's totally effing it up by having a baby this early in her life as well as in the relationship.
The hopeless romantic will never quit.
As far as her weight goes, she can now eat and blow up as big as she wants (aka Jessica Simpson) and blame it all on the baby.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
She seems like a nice girl, but I always felt she was over rated.
I hope she will be happy and this is what she wants. Fame is fleeting and she hasn't established herself to be a legend yet...
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:20pm.
This bitch is only 24. Why have a kid now??
I'm tired of this ghetto baby daddy/momma shit celebrities always do.
Exactly, quite a succinct form of my own argument. And why aren't people more outraged by this than by her weight? What's the deal with people and their inability to prevent pregnancy? I can't imagine she planned on having a baby with her 36 year old boyfriend of less than a year who already has 5 year old daughter. Ugh, why can't people use their brains?!
Well, if she has a weight problem at age 24, it's not going to get any easier.
I'm not judging, I'm just saying.
Adele is a great singer but she seems to make really bad decisions when it comes to relationships and her personal life (although I guess like MK pointed out that gives her fodder for her albums). First it was the boyfriend that she was drinking and smoking all day with and wasting away with. Then she chose to cancel her tour to be with him right as she was breaking out as a major artist. Then that blew over and she was left with no tour and no boyfriend. Then it's this guy (12 years her senior!!) she met last summer and less than a year later she's pregnant with his baby. She just turned 24, she needs to slow it down and get her head on straight. Also, WTF ever happened to people getting married, BEING married for some years and getting into a good marriage rhythm, and THEN having a baby?
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:53pm.
ahhs is only joking :P
im not a fattist and when i do make weight jokes, im all equal opportunity, skinny, fat is all fair game and men or women,
loopy, blimey gov'nah, oy fink oy did!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:26pm.
will she need to put on any baby weight?
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I know you are making jokes and shit, but really you only have to increase your calorie intake by like 500 calories, and if you are already a fatty, you only need to gain like 15 lbs or something. There is none of this "35 lbs."
But Adele is not that much of a fatty, not like a Kirstie Alley fatty, but I think she obvs has trouble losing the chunk, so I would think once she puts it on she will have trouble losing it, so that will be the problem. Maybe if she nurses? IDK, I think she's hot.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:29pm.
Yea we men can get all fat and shit but you women better stay thin!!! BROKEN. FUCKING. RECORD.
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And men have NEVER been asked to lose weight for ANYTHING...EVER!
Even when A MAN hits 350lbs he is seen a sexy by the entire world and he gets a promotion, a large raise, a corner office and a female secretary to massage his feet and make him coffee,
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Imagine Jessica and Adele pregnant at the same time? God had mercy on us.
Would've been nuclear bombings of pregnancy farts between the U.S and the U.K for the last cupcake.
Wait.. She got knocked up by The Woz??
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:40pm.
im gonna stop now. lol
i dont want be to called a fattist.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:29pm.
will she need to put on any baby weight?
Oh damn!
/slayed
I've never been preggers, but if I hear "baby weight" one more time, I think I'm gonna stab something!!!!!
No wonder she chose to "go away" for a few years. This can go two ways. Her next album (if she ever does one again) will be all baby/motherhood crap or she'll have even better angry songs. I hope it's the latter.
Her man looks like a young Brian Blessed.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:26pm.
I think she is really beautiful, but I do worry that she won't be able to lose the baby weight after.
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If she can't be like Miranda Kerr or Alesandra Ambrosio, and model VS lingerie 5 minutes (15 minutes, MAX) after popping out the kid, I will forever think of her as less of a woman!
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:24pm.
did you learn that accent from oliver twist? lol
Yea we men can get all fat and shit but you women better stay thin!!! BROKEN. FUCKING. RECORD.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:26pm.
will she need to put on any baby weight?
LOL FOXXY!!!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:24pm
and ... i think i can end my dlisted reading for the day on that comment. i really do have to go pee now i laughed so hard
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think she is really beautiful, but I do worry that she won't be able to lose the baby weight after.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:21pm.
It's all in your head, love.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:22pm.
I'm sorry but he looks like a disgusting slob.
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lol im laughing too much right now
Moiy Bloke is quiote fit fank yew very much, and also 'es...crikey! 'es pickin 'is nose agAIN!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I'm sorry but he looks like a disgusting slob.
it is weird. when did OTM become this expression du jour? i never noticed it till the D. i don't think i have ever said it, nor have any of my friends. is it something that just appears in writing (like you would never actually *say* it aloud)?
her boyfriend just looks like a normal guy (except he's rich), so i'm fine with that. if she were with some gorgeous hunk, i'm sorry, but my radar would go off.
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Amnesty International
Shine a Light
BUNK OF FATTISTS IN HERE! FANK YEW!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I don't like her singing, but the fat-hatred directed at her is utterly fucked up.
Don't exceed the acceptable-body limits, girls! Or society will shit all over you.
Meanwhile, men get to look like whatever.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
HATE when people ask to "respect our privacy at this time".
Like, fuck off OK?
well, there goes her next album....we'll be seeing her in a couple of more years.
Then again, Fiona Apple was worth the 7 year wait. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE her new album. I have been listening to it non-stop for a week now.
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Then we’ll grow up take our clothes off
And you’ll remind me that I wanted you to kiss me
When we find some time alone
And then we can do anything we want
is her baby daddy picking his nose in the next to last pic?
the WORLD is talking about TomKat adeleeeeee, nobody cares, sorry for you.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
This bitch is only 24. Why have a kid now??
I'm tired of this ghetto baby daddy/momma shit celebrities always do.
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Douchechill!
i wonder how fat she'll get? orca fat?
LMAo at MK's song titles, Chasing Pampers, LOL
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Haaahaha loopy were you referring to her weight when you said she can't lift a leg up? Oh my! I would never have known - you were so SUBTLE ;o)
That left arm just looks all kinds of fucked up because Adele's right one is way skinnier.
Congrats to her. Hopefully, she has quit smoking.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart.
Great. Now her next album will be her crying about her post partum depression.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
the baby daddy better get a gas mask, cuz adele's fat lady prego farts are gonna be fucking stinkers.
Poor child is getting some awful genes. That guy is bloody ugly.
Her boyfriend resembles Jack Black, and that isn't a compliment.
how can she be over the moon?
she cant even lift one leg up to walk, let alone jump over the moon.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:14pm.
lol Lucifer... at least i was subtle about her weight.
Fank ewe... fffank ewe berry much. I am lih-tru-lee ober the moon.
bitch is gonna be as big as the moon, too.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers