Night Crumbs
Sharon Stone’s nipples want to have a staring contest with you – ICYDK
Every now and again Sharon Stone reminds us all that she has kids – Lainey Gossip
Andrew Garfield is a serious actor and only watched Spider-Man porn to research the real meaning behind “my spidey senses are tingling” – The Superficial
Gay Paree is about to get gayer – Towleroad
Lacey Chabert looking like a shrunken Jennifer Love Hewitt – Hollywood Tuna
This is one of the first times where I’ll say that a phallic ice cream cone actually does sort of look like a misshapen pink peen – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Yallaw-haired vs. brown-haired – The Berry
Ann Curry should’ve pulled a Pumkin and blew a goodbye loogie at Matt Lauer on her way out – Celebitchy
No Doubt’s single cover looks like neon diarrhea – Just Jared
Minka Kelly’s sort of looks like she’s got a really boring STD rash all over her legs (is that a secret wink to Derek Jeter?) – Popoholic
Emma Stone’s dress looks like a cake – Popsugar
What is the meaning of Jennifer Hudson’s bangs? – I’m Not Obsessed
Charlize Theron’s dog gives good side-eye – Cityrag
….And so the cone bra-wearing begins – OMG Blog
Prepare your eyes for non-stop rolls, Beyonce and Jay-Z will hold court at the BET Awards – Crunk + Disorderly
The only time Snoop Dogg should be arrested on marijuana-related charges is when he DOESN’T have weed on him – Hollywood Rag
Tommy Girl is a scat queen – Videogum