You know, I’ve been wondering why Suri Cruise hasn’t been stomping the streets in her Louboutin Jr. heels. Now we know it’s because she needed some sensible flats on her feet for when she needed to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun.
Shit is getting real, because TMZ says that when Katie Holmes filed papers yesterday in NYC to legally cancel her bearding contract with Tommy Girl, she did it behind his back and he never saw it coming. So I’m guessing Suri created a diversion by having a tantrum on the floor in front of the guard guarding the locked door to Katie’s windowless cell. As Suri kept the guard busy, Katie pulled away the “I Love L. Ro” poster on her wall and crawled through the hole that she’s been digging for the past 5 years with a metal spoon. Then she ran to a getaway car driven by Dawson. That’s exactly how it happened.
And now that Katie has de-programmed herself. She’s really going hard. Katie wants sole custody of Scientology’s golden child. A source tells Radar that Katie wants sole custody of Suri, because she is sick of raising her the Xenu-way and is even more sick of Suri’s barley breath:
“Katie and Tom also have very different parenting views. Katie wants Suri to go to school with other children and have a grounded routine whereas Tom doesn’t, he wants her schooled in the same manner as Connor and Isabella were. Tom is nowhere near as strict as Katie is and doesn’t believe in disciplining Suri, whereas Katie believes that is important. Tom basically treats Suri as a little adult, however Katie treats her like a six-year-old child, and that causes some major clashes over parenting style.”
Woe is Tommy. Who’s he going to dress up in pink frilly dresses and parade in front of the paparazzi so he looks like a perfectly family man? I guess John Travolta is always available.