Katie Holmes Really Is Running And She's Taking Suri With Her
You know, I've been wondering why Suri Cruise hasn't been stomping the streets in her Louboutin Jr. heels. Now we know it's because she needed some sensible flats on her feet for when she needed to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun.
Shit is getting real, because TMZ says that when Katie Holmes filed papers yesterday in NYC to legally cancel her bearding contract with Tommy Girl, she did it behind his back and he never saw it coming. So I'm guessing Suri created a diversion by having a tantrum on the floor in front of the guard guarding the locked door to Katie's windowless cell. As Suri kept the guard busy, Katie pulled away the "I Love L. Ro" poster on her wall and crawled through the hole that she's been digging for the past 5 years with a metal spoon. Then she ran to a getaway car driven by Dawson. That's exactly how it happened.
And now that Katie has de-programmed herself. She's really going hard. Katie wants sole custody of Scientology's golden child. A source tells Radar that Katie wants sole custody of Suri, because she is sick of raising her the Xenu-way and is even more sick of Suri's barley breath:
"Katie and Tom also have very different parenting views. Katie wants Suri to go to school with other children and have a grounded routine whereas Tom doesn't, he wants her schooled in the same manner as Connor and Isabella were. Tom is nowhere near as strict as Katie is and doesn't believe in disciplining Suri, whereas Katie believes that is important. Tom basically treats Suri as a little adult, however Katie treats her like a six-year-old child, and that causes some major clashes over parenting style."
Woe is Tommy. Who's he going to dress up in pink frilly dresses and parade in front of the paparazzi so he looks like a perfectly family man? I guess John Travolta is always available.
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its bruce bitch...you always can tell when a divorce is coming.. a celebrity will be photographed like 40000 times with their kid in public.. last week there was a photograph of Katie holding Suri like a baby.. shes like 6!! Gwen Stefani ALWAYS goes to places where the paparazzi are known to be to be photographed with her kids..a divorce in her future would not be unexpected...
Submitted by pfk on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:14pm.
Your post was a load of unintelligible gibberish and I can't be bothered reading over it again to attempt to give a fuck.
But here, have some attention.
ESE and Chris: Happy Saturday! Throughout my posts here for years and when KH got pregnant,I've ALWAYS maintained that Josh Hartnett is Suri's real Dad.
Katie was pregnant when the GMD interviewed, contracted and hired (married) her, hence all the belly pads or whatever such nonsense she wore after the birth.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 11:47am.
ESE, that makes so much more sense!
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see?.. it's all coming together now, huh?... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, that makes so much more sense!
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 11:38am.
so, what you're saying is that you're going to just pass right over my "flake off of Xenu's shoulder, stuffed into a test tube" theory?... oh, i see how you're gonna be!... HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, I always thought she cheated on Klein with Hartnett and that's why they broke up. She found out she was knocked up and Cruise presented an opportunity for her to a) advance her career and b) set up her child for life.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 11:28am.
Does anybody else think Josh Hartnett is Suri's biological father?
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i thought that the Chris Klien(sp?) guy was?... hell, she could really be a flake off of Xenu's shoulder, stuffed into a test tube for all i know at this point, but i don't think that she's Tommy's!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Does anybody else think Josh Hartnett is Suri's biological father?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I despise Holmes as much as I despise Cruise but that IS a great pic for the post; they just don't look frightened enough!
It's about fucking time, Katie. Hell to the yay!
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:12pm.
I think that she drags the kid all over the place because she's lonely and Suri is her company and the only person she can "trust". And I put that in quotes because Suri would throw you under a bus for some penis gummies.
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LMAO!!! Suri will never live down the penis gummy bears. She'll be an old lady and someone will still bring them up.
Is Gloria Allred on this?
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by TrashyWilma: "Katie should just ditch Suri. She's already broken, obnoxious and will be lost to the brainwashing soon enough. By the time the kid is 16, Katie will be relieved."
This made me LOL.
I was talking to my mom about this the other day. In a divorce, men always get vicious about child custody, even though many of them know nothing about the child and how to take care of them. They always threaten to take the kids away.
Why don't more women call their bluff?
If Mr. Hekki wanted sole custody and I'd only get visitation, I'd be tempted to say "Okay, smartypants, YOU take them.
Nah, I probably wouldn't. But he's capable enough and I know he loves them. If he thinks that taking the daily grind of three children away from me would be punishment, he's welcome to punish away!
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This. Often when a couple separate, many men (not all, this is a generalization) instantly want shared physical custody, when they've never bathed or fed the child,(if it's an infant) don't know the child's teachers or daycare provider, have never spoken to the child's doctor, couldn't tell you who their best friends are or favourite foods - in short have not been an active, involved parent. It's usually about trying to minimize child support & threatening the Mum so she'll cave on property issues.
Women often (again a generalization) threaten with property/money issues, like spousal support or taking half his pension - which under marital property legislation they're entitled to.
Just so it's clear to anyone inclined to flame me on this: I'm not saying ALL men do this or ALL women. I'm generalizing.
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:19am.
I like the fact that Penelope Cruz was never roped into changing the spelling of her name. Yeah, she'd play the girlfriend for a price, but give up her freedom to Xenu? No me jodas.
Apparently Katie has been getting her ducks in a row for awhile now, not just for the escape but for the upcoming fight. I have a feeling she has a few telling photos stashed away and will not be afraid to use them if it means getting full custody of Suri. Isn't it nice when someone you thought was a total wimp and dupe turns out to be a snarling dragon mother under the skin?
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Yes, but I hope that Katie Holmes does not have a mysterious "accident" before the trial. The Scientologists are not going to allow Joey from "Dawson's Creek" to take down one of their biggest donors.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 8:26pm.
RandéS,
Since TommyGirl's the one with all the money, if he pays for Katie's legal team, LET THE GAMES BEGIN! Otherwise, I sincerely hope it is not a repeat of the divorce with Nicole Kidman! Did they even have a prenup?
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Yes, let the games begin, indeed.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "I think Suri walks all over the BOTH of them, and is a fucking nightmare."
Yup!
I'd be curious as to how committed to the $ciento upbringing Katie really is. I think that she drags the kid all over the place because she's lonely and Suri is her company and the only person she can "trust". And I put that in quotes because Suri would throw you under a bus for some penis gummies.
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Totally, about her taking her daughter everywhere with her cause she has no grown-up friends and I am sure as you say, there are few people she can really trust. I am guilty of isolating myself when life is overwhelming and yeah, being stuck in a bad relationship(not now). So, I can see that.
My desktop wallpaper for the day. She came to her senses.
Why is that kid always carrying a load of crap when she's photographed ?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 8:26pm.
RandéS,
Since TommyGirl's the one with all the money, if he pays for Katie's legal team, LET THE GAMES BEGIN! Otherwise, I sincerely hope it is not a repeat of the divorce with Nicole Kidman! Did they even have a prenup?
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yeah, I remember "Kate" talking about a pre-nup just before they got married ... it had been negotiated by her father! The amount she gets is partially determined by number of years she kept up the beard act and number of brats she cranked out So not making it to the 10th anniversary and only allowing one clinical artificial insemination decreases her haul, but I'm sure Papa Holmes, Esq. has her taken care of
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism. .
I like the fact that Penelope Cruz was never roped into changing the spelling of her name. Yeah, she'd play the girlfriend for a price, but give up her freedom to Xenu? No me jodas.
Apparently Katie has been getting her ducks in a row for awhile now, not just for the escape but for the upcoming fight. I have a feeling she has a few telling photos stashed away and will not be afraid to use them if it means getting full custody of Suri. Isn't it nice when someone you thought was a total wimp and dupe turns out to be a snarling dragon mother under the skin?
Who said AI can't adapt and learn? we have seeing in movies like IRobot and Terminator, AI get smarter and learn.
Which explains why Katie decided to do this whilst Tommy was out of the country in Switzerland getting his butt hole re-tightened.
Tommy can't travel back to the USA for at least 2 weeks, not until the doctors are satisfied his butthole can wink 3 consecutive times.
Submitted by CeeCee on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:15pm.
He needs to hook up with someone who's a Scientologist already.
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*This is what I have always thought too. I think he finally has all COS employees and rels, why not wife?*
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Submitted by Demonique on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 8:18pm.
.... For those morons that think Tom is a "compelling" actor, he does action films, other than the paycheck, what the fuck is there to be jealous about unless you're a 12 yr old boy?....the only thing he was "compelling" in was Magnolia, playing an egomaniac, go figure?
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A little harsh there, eh? To each his own I know, but... did you ever see Born on the Fourth of July? I thought he was awesome.
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Submitted by TANGELINE on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 5:56pm.
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To each his own, I have met Cruise and he is a superb human being.
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i know someone who knows him and says he is really, really nice but a psycho when it comes to the church (which at this point is part of every aspect of his life, so you can see why people think he's crazy). i also heard nicole was a pill popper and a raging bitch. (hmm, sounds believable!)
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Wow! I knew about the personality test, of course, but that's a lot of great insight that i hadn't heard about the schizophrenia angle. I didn't think it was possible to think worse of the COS but it is!
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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 6:03pm.
Thanks for that Submitted by humans_off_earth_now..
.....I keep up with that sort of stuff myself. I have volunteered for years with an agency that supports families who are experiencing with their loved ones psychosis and schizophrenia. People with schizophrenia are very, very vulnerable to their methods. I have had to try to get them to leave (they have booths where they give "stress tests") events that we put on in the community. They convince people to come off their meds and without any exaggeration here, destroy their whole lives. It takes many people up towards a year to become stabilized again on meds. It's interesting because Hubbard displayed all of the symptoms of schizophrenia and his whole dogma is a compilation of his own paranoia and hallucinations, so when people get sick, they are attracted to this.
Sorry to go on so long, just explaining why it means more really than a celebrity getting a divorce.
This organization is particularly powerful and dangerous, especially to the vulnerable among us.
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Your "psycho stalker" was actually complimenting you, dummy. You DO know more about this shit than most of us.
*rolls eyes*
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Good for her, but Katie had best watch her step. TOMMY DECIDES WHEN IT'S OVER!
Lucifer_Sam - It seems there are many people who feel Scientology is an extremely powerful cult and they are quite happy when someone tells it to go fuck itself, but Katie herself doesn't appear to be "acting like she's some kind of victim here". In fact, she seems to be acting in a rational, well-thought-out manner. I guess she "gives the faintest shit about her today" even if you don't, and I don't see where she's asking you for anything. So...
Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:00pm.
Is it just me or is COS losing its shine? Lisa Marie quits the bitch. Ravolta gets exposed and sued. Tommy girl gets blindsided with divorce papers by his robot wife.I think COS is imploding.
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Yes. Look at what Humans Off Earth posted earlier today:
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 5:55pm.
Quite a day for Scientology - Tony Ortega at the Village Voice reports that LR Hubbard's granddaughter and David Miscavige's father have both bolted from the cult ..
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/06/scientology_roanne_le...
(Ortega's been awesome on the Co$ for a while now, and his reporting has attracted a lot of escaped "church" members, some who are still worried about family or friends - comment threads are always long and interesting.)
Hi Precocious! : D
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Is it just me or is COS losing its shine? Lisa Marie quits the bitch. Ravolta gets exposed and sued. Tommy girl gets blindsided with divorce papers by his robot wife.I think COS is imploding.
Right before TC's bday! I don't think TC saw this coming. Killer move Katie!
I guess there is no more couch jumping in his future.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:00pm.
Hahaha, Fujicat. You rock.
Why thank ye, Mrs. Hekki. You rock, too!
Can we make the theme from Rosemary's Baby the official song of the Zenu/TomKatieSuribot divorce?
It's got a certain pathos to it..
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 9:03pm.
Who said yesterday that they wanted some juicier gossip than
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Someone said they were bored with gossip lately and then this morning I said we really need a big story to get us going or we should just make shit up, skinny fat jumped in and cane up with a good fake story about blohan burning the set down and about ten minutes later BAM we got what we asked for.
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Hahaha! Awesome!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Just read the ENTIRE Suri's Burn Book. That shit's hilarious!
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Submitted by CeeCee on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:15pm.
He needs to hook up with someone who's a Scientologist already. But I guess Nancy Cartwright ain't hot enough to make him jump on couches.
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That would be too close to gay, since her only H-wood role has been as a boy.
Run Katie-bot and life-like Suri and never look back!
Dude, Katie is going to end up "disappeard".
He needs to hook up with someone who's a Scientologist already. But I guess Nancy Cartwright ain't hot enough to make him jump on couches.
Submitted by pfk on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:10pm.
I saw it too. In fact I commented on it earlier. The poster at CNN spelled it "heals". Lol!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb - "I saw a great comment on CNN,
'Now she can wear heels'."
That's what Nicole Kidman said to either Leno or Letterman when asked how she was doing after her divorce from Tom (or rather his divorce from her).
Lmao some of these comments belong over on jj.
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I wonder why an overseas marriage wouldn't be recognized? I'm assuming that only applies to US citizens married overseas?
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by didimao on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 8:38pm.
Please ignore my psycho stalker; I'm not arguing with anyone. You should post whatever you like.
Yes, you can file for divorce where you're living, and the other spouse can file where he or she thinks is proper, too. Then there's a tug-o-war between the two courts. Their marriage ceremony was in Italy but they took out their marriage license in CA. Many overseas marriages aren't even recognized in the US.
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Hahaha, Fujicat. You rock.
Submitted by TrashyWilma: "Katie should just ditch Suri. She's already broken, obnoxious and will be lost to the brainwashing soon enough. By the time the kid is 16, Katie will be relieved."
This made me LOL.
I was talking to my mom about this the other day. In a divorce, men always get vicious about child custody, even though many of them know nothing about the child and how to take care of them. They always threaten to take the kids away.
Why don't more women call their bluff?
If Mr. Hekki wanted sole custody and I'd only get visitation, I'd be tempted to say "Okay, smartypants, YOU take them.
Nah, I probably wouldn't. But he's capable enough and I know he loves them. If he thinks that taking the daily grind of three children away from me would be punishment, he's welcome to punish away!
I'm nearly as happy for Katie Holmes as I was when my own divorce was (Finally) finalized. Woopeee. Contested divorces between mind-controlled and super-d-legaled cult fanatics are my FAVE!!!!!
Let the leaks begin. Scientology is having some...kinks in the armor. glee, glee, glee.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Well he didnt want it to get too close to 10 years!
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 8:40pm.
Katie should just ditch Suri. She's already broken, obnoxious and will be lost to the brainwashing soon enough. By the time the kid is 16, Katie will be relieved.
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Bahahahaha! I have to agree with you--that kid is a raging disaster, with no place to go but down.
On the other hand, this is what Katie gets for being a greedy piece of shit.
Theme Song:
"La la la la la la la la la la la la la..."
Rosemary's Baby..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQFwW8eAy4U
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Wow, all those blind items really were about them! And I thought she was lost to the CO$ side and would never recover. lol Still don't believe TG will let go of Suri without major character attacks by his lawyers! ≈≈≈
And no matter how many poop facials he gets and how nice his skin looks, we will always have that manic demented image of him jumping on the couch... Life is so unfair: Tommy! ❀
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 8:53pm.
I hope Katie cuts off Tom's kiwis in the divorce.
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You been fucking with the loons Doggie:)