How To Get A Free Double-Double In 2 Easy Steps
If you drive up to heaven's gourmet emporium on earth In-N-Out to collect a delicious beef orgasm between two buns and you tell the cashier that you have zero dollars to pay for it, they will let the scent of that Double-Double gently hump your nostrils before they yank that food away and tell your broke ass to lick on some used burger wrappers in the dumpster out back. That shit ain't a food bank. That's what should've happened to Miley Cyrus' multi-millionaire ass when she drove up to an In-N-Out drive-thru window in her fancy Mercedes convertible and gave the acting performance of her life by pretending she forgot to bring her credit card. Splash say that the In-N-Out cashier fell for Miley's hillbilly swindle and just gave her the food for free. THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL. So if you want a complimentary Double-Double just follow these 2 easy steps:
1. Be Miley Cyrus.
2. Pretend like you can't pay for it even though you've got a $100,000 diamond ring on your finger and are driving a car that costs more than 30,000 Double-Doubles.
This HIGHLY important news story is HIGHLY important to us slaves of the Double-Double, because the next time I want to some In-N-Out deliciousness for free, I'm going to show them this post. The cashier will probably tell me that he'd give it to me for free if I came out of Tish Cyrus' cooter hole and can call Billy Ray Cyrus my "pappy." He'd have a point. Because I'd rather pay for my own Double-Double than go through life having Billy Ray Cyrus stare at my chest while I sun by the concrete pond out back.
The worst part is that hillbilly chipmunks shouldn't even eat cheeseburgers. I hate her and I hope there was a used condom in that Double-Double.
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Is she FUCKING serious.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
"Every place here takes credit cards, even mom and pop places do. I've never been anywhere where I can't pay with a card."
Italian restaurants in my neck of the woods often take cash only.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:57am.
Half a twenty???
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I thought this bitch was allergic to gluten...
Cunt
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
I♥♥ In-N-Out burgers since I don't get to eat them very often! *mouth waters*
Come on Miley go home and get your wallet girl, don't be a cheap ass! I just hope that cashier had an extra uniform in his locker ha!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I am boycotting subway. I paid with a twenty dollar bill. After eating my food as I'm walking out the door they chased me down and asked me if I paid with a half twenty dollar bill. They wanted the other half. I couldn't believe it. I told them I would notice if I paid with a half twenty and maybe they should be accusing the cashier. What a rip off. I gave them another twenty and asked for the half. I haven't been back. They found out that the cashier has been running a scam.
Wow, that's like the best celebrity swag EVER......
No In-n-Out in Seattle....I hate living in the backwoods......
@ skinny...lol...I like your Blohan burning down the set (while freebasing) story, that would be cool!!LOL,
A good shot of the set fully engulfed complete with blurred picture of some of the crew in the background with their hair on fire and Linds all the while oblivious freebasing and power hitting a pipe in the foreground.
Every place here takes credit cards, even mom and pop places do. I've never been anywhere where I can't pay with a card.
Submitted by guest on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:44am.
Has anyone ever eaten @ Carl Jr.'s?
I love Carl's Jr, but Sunday I found a piece of metal in my burger so I think I'm put off for a while.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:46am.
I don't get who took the pics? do the paps follow her everyfuckinwhere?
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they do when you call them
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:46am.
Ahh, very cool. I thought maybe they charged your card. I'ma try it.
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Vanessa da Mata, Boa sorte
I don't think fast-food places take credit cards, do they? I went to Urth Café yesterday for brunch and, after tipping the staff in cash, only had a $1 bill left in my wallet. I had to use parking-meter change to pay the valet's $3 charge. I apologized profusely but he was nice about it.
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Vanessa da Mata, Boa sorte
One time I was walking down an aisle in a crowded restaurant with my usual spastic gait when I accidentally bumped into a patron who was holding up a full glass of water... and of course the water splashed all over his pants.
I felt so guilty I insisted to pay for his meal, but he didn't want me to! We almost got into a fight over it but he finally gave in, thank God.
I really love the stories about the random acts of kindness. We need those to offset the general karma of this world!
Submitted by guest on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:44am.
Has anyone ever eaten @ Carl Jr.'s?
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Hell yea... they just started serving Mexican food (no, thank you).
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
LMAO @ "hillbilly swindle"
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
i don't really get all the hype about In N Out. Those fries are terrible. Sonic all the way baby. Java Chillers are the most amazing thing ever.
I don't get who took the pics? do the paps follow her everyfuckinwhere?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:37am.
It was in the drive thru... by the time I got to the window, the car behind me had already ordered so they knew the total.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:39am.
YO!!!! Hohan burning down the set of that liz&dick crapfest or her catching a flesh-eating virus would be interesting or Vanessa Paradis shooting Johnny Douche or Miley Cyrus goes back and pays for burger.
this bitch!
Has anyone ever eaten @ Carl Jr.'s?
subway blows. we are so fucking wasteful with food in this country. yeah, throw it out instead because your crappy machine broke down.
THIS BITCH.
Okay, I'm over my temporary insanity and back to hating her.
We REALLY need some sort of major celeb story to break because as some of us were bitching yesterday we've had a bit of a boring run on our gossip as of late. We need a major story that bring like 10 people down and we can all point our fingers in our own smug sense of self righteousness:) :P
Miley and friend must have been pretty smoked up if they did a burger run and didn't take money/credit card to pay for their food.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Awww, skinny. Yeah it sucks. It's not forever.
Miley probably thought she was doing them a favor. Fuck her.
Luvsmekitty - was the manager telling them to do that? I could see somebody making minimum wage and having no power doing that (they might be afraid they'd get in trouble), but it seems penny-wise pound-foolish to do it if you have some power.
And, yes, what a crap position to put the poor dude working at the window in.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:36am.
In closing - FUCK YOU SUBWAY!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:27am.
When I was in FL last month we pulled up to a Whattaburger for lunch... when we got to the window to pay, the guy said "The lady in front of you paid for it..." I said are you freakin kidding me and he said "nope, she does it every time she comes here... says it's her one random act of kindness". Two days later at Dunkin Donuts my daughter and I did the same thing for the person behind us...
That's cool. But how do you know what the person's going to get and how much it costs? My generosity only goes so far (not very far).
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Submitted by FunFilled on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:33am.
"I (was forced by what was later described to me as guilt) paid for the person behind me. God, did it hurt my little dead heart."
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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAA later described to me as guilt
*pees pants
Let's start A Little Dead Heart Club since mine expired years ago
In closing - FUCK YOU SUBWAY!
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:30am.
It's pretty amazing what a random act of kindness can do for a person.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I was in line at Subway the other day when their credit card machine broke down. Three of us had our food made and we were waiting to pay. None of us had cash so they threw out our food and sent us on our merry way. What a waste. If they would have just said, "hey, please come back and pay cash when you can," that would have been cool and I would have happily done so. Just seemed kinda weird to me.
Skinny Fat - that happened to me at Starbucks - the cashiers said it happens a lot. I (was forced by what was later described to me as guilt) paid for the person behind me. God, did it hurt my little dead heart.
I thought she was a special diet because of Celiac disease? Does this diet include In-N-Out burgers?
Not everyone carries cash, I can see that. However, I'm sure she has more than one credit or debit card in her wallet. WTF?
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Douchechill!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 11:27am.
When I was in FL last month we pulled up to a Whattaburger for lunch... when we got to the window to pay, the guy said "The lady in front of you paid for it..." I said are you freakin kidding me and he said "nope, she does it every time she comes here... says it's her one random act of kindness". Two days later at Dunkin Donuts my daughter and I did the same thing for the person behind us...
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that's a great thing to do. i'm gonna do that when i'm no FUCKING BROKE
I also like how celebrities do this kind of shit for fun when us broke people are ashamed and embarrassed to tears whenever we have to admit we can't pay for something. Nobody feels sorry for a poor person and gives them a pass when they can't pay their electric bill, but let's feel sorry for the rich hillbilly and give her free food? Makes sense.
I wonder if this silly fucker with the stars in his eyes would feed a starving person or call the cops if he seen a ragamuffin hanging out at the dumpsters.
When I was in FL last month we pulled up to a Whattaburger for lunch... when we got to the window to pay, the guy said "The lady in front of you paid for it..." I said are you freakin kidding me and he said "nope, she does it every time she comes here... says it's her one random act of kindness". Two days later at Dunkin Donuts my daughter and I did the same thing for the person behind us...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
@Hekki - this whorz broke too so you aren't alone. ain't being broke. it sucks ass.
I thought she was on a gluten free diet. Haha. I bet she can't even spell that.
And the dim bulb next to her? No money either? So annoying.
The classy thing would be to drive by again later to pay for her food, but somehow I don't think she did.
And that poor attendant will probably be ducked!
I knew there was a reason I hated this bitch.
fucking hillbilly. i'm sure she didn't go back and pay for her food. and what's up with having no cash.
Isn't that great? When you're rich enough to afford anything and everything you could ever want, bitches give you shit for free.
Man, I hope she went back and paid for it. Probably not though.
Just a few weeks ago I was short 30 cents at the post office (I TOLD you horz; we are BROKE) and the guy at the window said "that's okay, pay me back tomorrow". And I cried my eyes out when I got outside because that was a damn decent thing to do. Next day we went back and paid him and gave him a little present from my regift closet. All good deeds should be repaid.
This burns me like how all the celebs score fancy swag at every high-falootin' party/premiere they attend. The good ones donate all the free merchandise to charity. Miley should make a donation in In-N-Out's name as thanks, but a little chipmunk tells me she won't.