How Does Donatella Versace Stay So Young And Fresh?
When you think of Donatella Versace it's probably because you're watching The Hunchback of Notre Dame or eating a bowl of charbroiled sausage coins and spaghetti, but that's besides the point. When you think of Donatella Versace, you automatically think of the question, "What is the secret to her looking like Iggy Pop's torso in a white blond weave?" You must share a brain with The Telegraph's Lisa Armstrong, because she thought the same thing. During interviews with The Telegraph and WWD (via Fashionista), Donatella, seen below at Madge's concert in Milan, told them that she stays young from cutting down on cigarettes, sleeping in a chilled meat locker and injecting her beautiful Play-Doh mug with Botox.
On how she keeps her face fresh so the Health Republic of Italy doesn't recall it:
At 57, she looks astonishing. "How do I keep young?" she growls in a dust-bowl of an accent so thick it sometimes requires subtitles. "Haven't you heard? I sleep every night in the deep freezer!"On how she keeps the Botox needle away from her labia:
And in truth, she can look a bit fearsome. But to know her even a little is to understand that 70 per cent of her armour - the flaxen, waist-length extensions, the fake lashes, the Botox ("only on my face, not on my body, that's the result of hard work") and stormy expressions - is a front she has been cultivating ever since, aged 11, her big brother Gianni goaded her to peroxide her hair.
I see the Death Eaters pin-up ghoul wants to keep all her beauty secrets to herself. I get it. I mean, Botox, exercise and sleeping in a freezer? That's shit only simple mortals do. Most of us know that Donatella keeps herself young by lacing her cigarettes with the fear of skinny children, sleeping in a vacuum sealed coffin and going down to the studio that makes Wallace & Gromit every other week to get her clay face re-molded. But don't worry, Donatella, your beauty secrets are safe with us.
And Donatella also had something to say about feminism:
"Feminism is dead in the world. It comes from another time. I'm a feminist. I want to fight, but I don't see many people with this desire to fight for something. Women don't help each other, especially in fashion. I know Miuccia [Prada]… but that's it. Nobody else."
I think what Donatella meant to say is that feminism is dead, because there's just way too many fat bitches in the world and it's really, really hard for her to look at a fat woman let alone help one!
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This is why money wins, folks. This is why money beats wisdom and youth and beauty and talent and common sense : she actually has no idea she looks like the Cryptkeeper's aging grandmother.
Only money and lots of it can prevent that fact from penetrating.
Ok so to prevent my body from looking like hers all I have to do is avoid "hard work"? Good to know.
Money, loneliness, sorrow, addictions...
Truly frightful
She looks like a cross between Mick Jagger and Iggy Pop, but probably less attractive.
Why is there an anus where her mouth should be?
she is scary as fuck. imagine what she would look like naked *shivers*
Donatella is the original basement baby. I don't recall Gioanni being weird at all....in fact, wasn't he like the polar opposite of this....strange beast.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
So "Donatella Versace" is really just Iggy Pop in drag?
o u know what, maybe its meth
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so did she sue her plastic surgeon or what cause she sure looks like someone smashed her in the face. sort of like marcia brady in the brady movie saying "now i'll never be a teen model!"
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She was asked how she stays looking young? Is that a joke? I think she looks older than her real age (57) in her face and her body. Actually, she looks like a 65 year old man wearing a white wig. She could star in Tales from the Crypt.
Craaap what's that thing?!? What the F is wrong with her eyes?? Can't she see that she looks like a wrinkled dick?? I'd rather be a fat fuck than an old peen with hanging titty bags...
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:31pm.
She belongs on stage with aerosmith at the state fair singing "dude looks like a lady"
(Looks like steve tyler if I was too obscure with that reference. It seems many famous people look like either the old or young stevie tyler)
In one pic, she looks like she should be eating all the radishes in my garden (rabbit beef). There is a great photo of her in a bikini looking all skin bones, and plastic titty bags.
NSFW--or home for that matter:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gq-sRLgeIcM/TbCaBLpl6PI/AAAAAAAAAa8/E1BK6KTEcE...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:56pm.
Seriously who is the big fat moron that conducted this interview/wrote this crap? Every fucker who starts a blog is suddenly a "journalist" these days; even though they couldn't string together anything resembling a coherent sentence if their fucking lives depended on it.
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OffT, this reminds me of something Frank Zappa once said: "Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."
OnT this woman is fucking hideous. How can these women look at themselves in the mirror and think, "This looks all right"? I have the same feeling about camel toe. It is not attractive, not hot, and looks uncomfortable as hell.
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Was she the inspiration for Aphex Twin videos?
I suppose, at some point, the only thing money can buy is denial. God bless her, these pictures are tragic...and I mean that in a seriously charitable way.
57! She looks 507. If they had cast her as Voldemort or Gollum, they wouldn't have needed CGI or make-up.
Jeebus! She looks like a PX90 Peroxided monkey....who is 75 years old.
Hang on a second here. Is she serious? I mean, does she really not know how gross and raddled and fossilized she looks?
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Uh - she's ONLY 57?! Damn. How the fuck does a wealthy, 'privileged' woman look so hard at 57. I just celebrated my 55th birthday a few weeks ago and if I looked that bad I'd be depressed as hell.
I've got a sister who is 10 years my senior and could pass for early 50s. I've got a friend who is 63 and could pass for mid-50s. I'm sorry, but it should take longer than 57 years to look that beat. Especially with a boat load of money.
Astonishing. That's very accurate.
Jesus Christ, why won't Theda Bara stay dead???
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What a MONSTER! Good grief that woman is hideous!
So let me get this straight - her brother pranked her into bleaching her hair at 11 yrs old, she did it and now, 150 yrs later she still keeps. Doing it? For what? Doesn't she realize that it looks like shit? Fuck. That's like me still believing in Santa just because my brother told me to when I was a kid.
She looks like a monster.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 4:03pm.
right on... I joke quite a bit about women, misogynistic jokes, but in all honesty I LOVE EM!!! someone obviously has a huge fucking chip on their shoulder.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:34pm.
Well fucking said, Whamo!!! Jesus christ every fucking post about a woman, no matter the subject,
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Yup and I'm going to call her on it every fucking time from now on! I'm tired of it as well.
Could you imagine if we called ALL women gold digging whores ever single post or at least 95% of them?
Thought this was LieLow.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
At 57, I am astonished!
I still think that's Keef Richards in drag.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:34pm.
Well fucking said, Whamo!!! Jesus christ every fucking post about a woman, no matter the subject, it's always a man driven pig fucking society that chose the destiny of said woman... no accountability WHATSOEVER.
/so fucking over it
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:10pm.
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The usual drill: woman gets old, knows she will be shelved if she doesn't try to look young, gets surgery, surgery turns out badly, woman is mocked for her vanity and stupidity. System that demands beauty and eternal youth of women is seldom questioned.
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To be fair sometimes the responsibility should be the woman that made a poor decision in spite of the fact the woman has been around and seen near every extensive surgery go bad.
In this case the woman is a well respected designer that NEVER would have to worry about being "shelved" and is in a position where money is not an issue nor a reason as to why she felt the need for surgery. How she looks would not effect her career in anyway as is seen by many older female designers that choose not to do anything but age gracfully.
In this case the woman simply wanted to try and look better for the sake of her own vanity but it's society's fault she looks like a Muppet?
Should women never have to carry any personal responsibility for anything? Should that problem ALWAYS be placed on the door step of a "man driven misogynistic world"?
I was surprised to learn this. Back in the day I worked with a morbidly obese woman--maybe 450 lbs. When we went to lunch together, I was surprised to notice angry stares from attractive women--at her--not me, I am invisible to attractive women. ;)
I guess guys are trained to keep a blank expression when seeing something like this, but many women feel no such compulsion.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 3:10pm.
You threw in that last bit just for me, didn't you?
It's no surprise that women hate women, actually. Internalized misogyny. In this case, amplified by a career in beauty compliance. Well, fashion compliance, anyway.
She belongs on stage with aerosmith at the state fair singing "dude looks like a lady"
(Looks like steve tyler if I was too obscure with that reference. It seems many famous people look like either the old or young stevie tyler)
In one pic, she looks like she should be eating all the radishes in my garden (rabbit beef). There is a great photo of her in a bikini looking all skin bones, and plastic titty bags.
NSFW--or home for that matter:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gq-sRLgeIcM/TbCaBLpl6PI/AAAAAAAAAa8/E1BK6KTEcE...
What a hot mess.
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You threw in that last bit just for me, didn't you?
It's no surprise that women hate women, actually. Internalized misogyny. In this case, amplified by a career in beauty compliance. Well, fashion compliance, anyway.
The usual drill: woman gets old, knows she will be shelved if she doesn't try to look young, gets surgery, surgery turns out badly, woman is mocked for her vanity and stupidity. System that demands beauty and eternal youth of women is seldom questioned.
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Eek! She so reminds me of the Mah-Jong playing ladies at my parents' swim club when I was little. They all had leathery tans, chain smoked menthol cigarettes and had deep voices. Lizard Ladies, I used to call them.
Submitted by Secret Original on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 1:02pm.
From behind, I'm afraid I would.
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Well, it IS her best side, after all.
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Did they ask her about her daughter who has suffered from anorexia for nearly her entire life? This woman is as disgusting on the inside as she is on the outside.
57?? She looks 87 and she's FUCKING UGLY.
The fact she can joke about herself makes me like her a teeny tiny bit! Takes some steel balls to answer those questions so nonchalantly!
Still find some of the comments she's made in the past about weight to be similarly cruel or maybe they just didn't make it through the translation filter quite like one would expect.
Only with the lights off and with absolutely no mirrors... Lol
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How does a reporter ask Donatella how she stays so young looking without busting up?
That nose makes her look like somebody pressing her face against a window.
I saw arms like hers last night on The History Channel in a show about mummies.
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Dreadful. She looks WAY older than her 57 years. I have seen 80 year olds that look better. No joke.
I thought it was Lindsay Lohan!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:33pm.
JACK WOULD NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew! I was scared there for a minute...
Just thoroughly unattractive, inside and out... Get help! You can afford it for you AND your daughter.
...and would someone hand this superannuated Janice-looking ho some age-appropriate clothing?
Does her face look like that because of wonky surgery/injections? Sun damage? Both? Neither? I've seen 77-year-olds who look better.
Note to self: Age gracefully, avoid knives & needles. [shudders]
I wish I had purse made out of her face leather. I could carry bu the silky strands of softness as a handle, and the chiclets on her pie hole could help me close/open it.
Her lips scare me...