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The "sausage" costume the mayor of Louth, Lincolnshire in England wore to wave at the Olympic torch as it passed through her town on Wednesday. After the residents of Louth all gathered on the streets to watch a flaming torch come down the road, their coochies and culos clenched when their mayor, Jill Makinson-Sander, waltzed through the crowd dressed like a freshly scrubbed uncircumcised dick. Jill wore the costume to promote Lincolnshire's famous sausage, but not many of the locals hos were amused and thought their mayor looked more like the Scientology men's spa mascot. One of the resident's told The Mirror that nobody could take their eyes off of Mayor McPeen:
"She probably thought she was being quite fun and quirky - but it backfired a little bit. People couldn't take their eyes off her because it looks so rude - her outfit certainly gained a few titters among the crowd.
"It's something you'd expect to see on a stag-do - not being worn by a respectable mayor. She didn't carry the torch but when you saw her running down the street by the torch relay team nearby it really looked like she was wearing something obscene."
Oh, I bet this smiley peen costume gained a few titters. I don't know what that means, but it seems about right.
Yeah, it sort of looks like a walking marketing prop for Magic Mike or a chew toy for John Travolta's b-hole, but that's why I love it! Who doesn't want a giant dick for a mayor? ("I have a giant dick for a mayor and I don't love it" said everyone who hates their mayor) Besides, it's not like this costume was seen by public eyes for that long. Just a few minutes after Mayor Jill strolled out onto the street wearing this, Katie Price ran up with a step stool, climbed up, straddled on top of it and swallowed most of the sausage with her chocha. Mayor Jill hasn't been heard from since.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:26am.
a few titters?? do they not speak English in Louth??
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Erm titters is an English word, spoken by the English, you know the people who invented the language? As someone else explained it means to laugh whilst trying to hide it.
MK, to titter means to laugh in a kind of way that suggests you are trying not to laugh, or suppress it eg at something slightly rude. Look up camp comedian Franky Howerd, one of his catchphrases was 'Titter ye not'.
It looks like a nondescript willy.
I give her credit in a Leslie Knope sort of way, but this begs a "what was she thinking" sort of question.
I like a peen with personality. She needs to rock a tiny hat like Mugly. www.dlisted.com/2012/.../open-post-hosted-mugly-worlds-ugliest-dog. Peens trying on tiny hats= hours of fun.Peens handing out flyers not so much.
I never would have seen a peen in this. Any peen with its own little arms, face and especially eyebrows is not a peen I'd want to get close to.
How I would have loved to have been the one to convince her to wear this lololol that conversation must have been hilarious!!! "Go on Jill, it'd be great for morale! Do it! woop woop!" hahahaha
"chew toy for John Travolta's b-hole" - not if it's squishy MK! You wouldn't think so but he's VERY discerning about his chew toys!
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Well, she accomplished something, because now I've heard of Louth and understand that it's in Lincolnshire and known for its sausages. But the mayor could have preserved the dignity of her office and had a staff member don the pink-meat costume.
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That's a sausage? I thought it was a stale circus peanut.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 10:30am.
Looks nothing at all like a peen? Ffs, people -and everything longer than it is wide is not a peen! Is everyone there that horny???
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Haha doll, it makes one wonder if they have seen real peen? The peens that I have seen only have one eye. ;-)
So in Lincolnshire they have a dancing peen in the streets?
Looks nothing at all like a peen? Ffs, people -and everything longer than it is wide is not a peen! Is everyone there that horny??? Then again, I come from Milwaukee, home of the Racing Sausages:
http://blog.nh-hotels.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Sausage-Race-SSShup...
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a few titters?? do they not speak English in Louth?? <--- thoundth like i have a lithp. And those aren't man hands, the poor woman has arthritis.
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Man hands, really, that's a woman?
What the heck, she tried to do something fun to promote the town and was even willing to humiliate herself a bit in the process but I guess she should have talked to a few people and said hey does this sausage make my ass look fat...and like a HO?
titter...lol.