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The new Ford Fuckus gets 2 miles a gallon and has a 6 month waiting list - Chilly
How many Miles Per Whore does this thing do? - El Bastardo
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OMG!!! These are seriously funny winners!!!!! Congratulations!!!!
ha ha the new ford fuckus - really i laughed out loud nice job everybody
Thanks, folks. Just proves that even a blind squirrel is right twice a day (or something).
*does a cheerleader victory dance for Randé and his runners-up* Congrats to all!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Congratulations winners! hahaha
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Awesomeness, horz!
@El Bathtardo
I'm never, EVER, going to be able to check my speedometer with a straight face again!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
yaaaaaayyyyy, Rande'!!! and congrats to the other winners too!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
YAY High-Rolling Sluts!!!!!!!
*Puts on big shoes, jumps into car with El Bits and Honks his horn!*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Good job winners! Yay!
Mountain Dew is the Andre of sodie pop. - Michael K
Congrats winners!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Congrats RahnDAY, Chilly, and El Bastardo! Woo!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Hahaha! Excellent, congrats, wieners!
"And Hubbard's in his flivver."
The producers of Liz & Dick promised to give this car to Lindsay Lohan if she would stay on set and quit fucking up.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Paris and Kim celebrate their revived friendship by getting on their favorite amusement park ride together.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Mike Cock's girlfriend was not afraid to show her love for her guy.
what happens in vegas ends up on your car
The CarFax report says that most of this vehicle's mileage came during Sea Org duty.
The Scientology woody wagon.
But the big question is, does this car have a muffler?
"coming out of the closet is sooo 2009" said Karl Lagerfeld who is now designing "limited edition" cars.
Now that peenaphilia is considered a "pre-existing condition," Michele Bachmann has sacked Michael's car in another attempt to suck a few more dollars from the government teat.
Cruise Control...
Tammy Lynn Michaels returns Melissa Etheridge's new car.
Matt Lauer wasn't so glib when he trashed Ann Curry's car.
At the scientology party they always have a pinata with the theme let's get blind folded and every time you bang a surprise will burst in your pants!
Wow, what a great audience.
Everyone thinks this is what Katie did to Tom's car, but when questioned, she said, "Nope, it's always been like that."
@El Bathtardo
"...Miles Per Whore..." ROTFLMAO!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Hell hath no fury like a gayelle scorned. Just ask Amber Heard.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
It was funny until Travolta decided to pop the trunk...........
Test our new hard drive. Powered by batteries.
Ready for the July 4th parade. Expressing the state of America: f*cked from everywhere.
Pimp my ride with Andy Dick
Andrew: Honey you should advertise more. Come up with a slogan and put it everywhere. Like "I Love to Cook"
Sandra Lee: True dat—let me finish this last Crantini and I'll do it!
This beauty only lasted 10 minutes on the lot in Palm Springs.
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"Who reads books?! Who does that?!" ..... Gia Giudice
That's cute. Could be a 'KIT comes out of the garage' episode.
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Submitted by how dare you on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 5:51am.
Knight Ride-her reboot.
The BMW dealer of the year, in hollywood, attributed his remarkable sales success to a special custom paint job.
Pimp my ride w/ Andy dick.
LOLOLO El Bits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ford Peento"
made me LMFAO!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Tommy Girl crashes his car in Oprah's couch.
Yeah George, we know you don't give a shit if anyone thinks you're gay... just sell the damn thing.
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"Who reads books?! Who does that?!" ..... Gia Giudice
Finally liberated by their mutual scandals, the beaver's ass on John Travolta's head and Tommy Girl decided to be real-ass bitches and rode off into the sunset in an Epic Chariot Of Truth
"Well, it don't run, but you can still ride it. Bitches."
I didn't know cars had thoughts, but... I think this car might be the blog-whisperer.
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Ford Peento.
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My Lover!
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