Monday, July 2nd 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 29th!

Earl Scheib: "$399? We're not goin' near it for under 5 large." - RandéSleepover

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Miley figured she'd have to do something extra special to get another free double-double at the drive-through window.- turnelbup

The new Ford Fuckus gets 2 miles a gallon and has a 6 month waiting list - Chilly

How many Miles Per Whore does this thing do? - El Bastardo

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Scott in NYC's picture

OMG!!! These are seriously funny winners!!!!! Congratulations!!!!

crankenstein's picture

ha ha the new ford fuckus - really i laughed out loud nice job everybody

RandéSleepover's picture

Thanks, folks. Just proves that even a blind squirrel is right twice a day (or something).

MickeyHolland's picture

*does a cheerleader victory dance for Randé and his runners-up* Congrats to all!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

WithinReason...'s picture

Congratulations winners! hahaha

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Awesomeness, horz!

@El Bathtardo

I'm never, EVER, going to be able to check my speedometer with a straight face again!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Foxxy Brown's picture

yaaaaaayyyyy, Rande'!!! and congrats to the other winners too!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Vern's picture

YAY High-Rolling Sluts!!!!!!!

*Puts on big shoes, jumps into car with El Bits and Honks his horn!*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

OurMissC's picture

Good job winners! Yay!

Mountain Dew is the Andre of sodie pop. - Michael K

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Congrats winners!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

turnelbup's picture

Congrats RahnDAY, Chilly, and El Bastardo! Woo!

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

guruXen's picture

Hahaha! Excellent, congrats, wieners!

dfanintheD's picture

"And Hubbard's in his flivver."

skabazzle's picture

The producers of Liz & Dick promised to give this car to Lindsay Lohan if she would stay on set and quit fucking up.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

skabazzle's picture

Paris and Kim celebrate their revived friendship by getting on their favorite amusement park ride together.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

dfanintheD's picture

Mike Cock's girlfriend was not afraid to show her love for her guy.

what happens in vegas ends up on your car

dfanintheD's picture

The CarFax report says that most of this vehicle's mileage came during Sea Org duty.

The Scientology woody wagon.

daisy100's picture

But the big question is, does this car have a muffler?

Dannii's picture

"coming out of the closet is sooo 2009" said Karl Lagerfeld who is now designing "limited edition" cars.

dfanintheD's picture

Now that peenaphilia is considered a "pre-existing condition," Michele Bachmann has sacked Michael's car in another attempt to suck a few more dollars from the government teat.

Cruise Control...

Pat MaGroin's picture

Tammy Lynn Michaels returns Melissa Etheridge's new car.

dfanintheD's picture

Matt Lauer wasn't so glib when he trashed Ann Curry's car.

empiregirl's picture

At the scientology party they always have a pinata with the theme let's get blind folded and every time you bang a surprise will burst in your pants!

Wow, what a great audience.

Ikcor's picture

Everyone thinks this is what Katie did to Tom's car, but when questioned, she said, "Nope, it's always been like that."

@El Bathtardo

"...Miles Per Whore..." ROTFLMAO!!!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

salacious's picture

Hell hath no fury like a gayelle scorned. Just ask Amber Heard.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

fleawatch's picture

It was funny until Travolta decided to pop the trunk...........

Alien's picture

Test our new hard drive. Powered by batteries.

Alien's picture

Ready for the July 4th parade. Expressing the state of America: f*cked from everywhere.

Pimp my ride with Andy Dick

tbeez's picture

Andrew: Honey you should advertise more. Come up with a slogan and put it everywhere. Like "I Love to Cook"
Sandra Lee: True dat—let me finish this last Crantini and I'll do it!

mahaatma's picture

This beauty only lasted 10 minutes on the lot in Palm Springs.
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P.T.Bull's picture

That's cute. Could be a 'KIT comes out of the garage' episode.

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Knight Ride-her reboot.

P.T.Bull's picture

The BMW dealer of the year, in hollywood, attributed his remarkable sales success to a special custom paint job.

Pimp my ride w/ Andy dick.

Vern's picture

LOLOLO El Bits!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ford Peento"

made me LMFAO!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Bubbly's picture

Tommy Girl crashes his car in Oprah's couch.

mahaatma's picture

Yeah George, we know you don't give a shit if anyone thinks you're gay... just sell the damn thing.
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"Who reads books?! Who does that?!" ..... Gia Giudice

OscarWildeChild's picture

Finally liberated by their mutual scandals, the beaver's ass on John Travolta's head and Tommy Girl decided to be real-ass bitches and rode off into the sunset in an Epic Chariot Of Truth

how dare you's picture

"Well, it don't run, but you can still ride it. Bitches."

MyTwoCents's picture

I didn't know cars had thoughts, but... I think this car might be the blog-whisperer.

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El Bastardo's picture

Ford Peento.

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