Another Pap Feels The Wrath Of Alec Baldwin

June 29, 2012 / Posted by:

Alec Baldwin couldn’t let another week go by without shoving the fear into a paparazzo and so outside of this apartment in Manhattan this morning, he proved to all of us once again that he should’ve played the grizzly in The Edge. TMZ says that the pap Alec went after has apparently been bothering the residents in his building. Since Alec is a protector of his own turf and loves a good reason to rage until the veins on his ass lips pop open, he squeezed the pap’s arm while spitting out words of sweet love like “I want you to shut the fuck up” and “I know you got raped by a priest.”

No word yet if the pap plans to file a police report, but I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before we find out that Alec squeezed his left arm so hard it that it cuff off his circulation and he had to get that arm amputated. His lawyer Gloria Allred will tell us all about it during a press conference next week. So if you’re a pap who needs some quick summer money and don’t mind a tidal wave of hot Alec Baldwin saliva on your face: then just shove a camera at him and speed dial Gloria Allred’s number as he chokes out your arm. INSTACASH!

Here’s the video (via The Superficial) of Alec being Alec:

This is some serious comedy art at its finest. Alec calls the pap a “little girl” while holding a pink unicorn pillow pet. Alec might be an asshole, but he’s a genius asshole.

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