Why You'll Never See The Duggars At The Beach
While some of us make it through the hot as hell days of summer by only wearing a battery powered fan necklace, an ice pack thong and some sensible flip-flop heels to really class the look up, the Duggars will gladly overheat in pleated khakis and cotton turtlenecks, thankyouverymuch. In a column for TLC's Parentables blog (via Babble & ONTD), Michelle Duggar explains for those who don't watch her show why you'll never see the sinful sight of her bare thighs at the beach. The Duggars never wears shorts and never go to the beach, because if the boys see a bare lady knee, they'll hump a bastard child into it. Bare lady knees are the true dark-sided enemy of the lord, obviously.
Here's a few pieces from Michelle's blog on keeping it modest for Jesus:
We were searching through scripture, and we found where God talks about a covering -- what His idea of that would be. And in our heart before the Lord, we really came to a conclusion for our family about wearing modest clothes.
This isn't for everyone, and we don't push this on anybody. And we don't judge anyone that doesn't have this perspective, but for us, we felt like we needed to be covered from our neck to below our knees mainly because God talks about the thigh being uncovered, and how that's nakedness and shame.
Michelle really is speaking the truth. I remember reading in The Bible somewhere that when God created Adam and Eve, he put a pastel button shirt and khakis on Adam and a pastel polo-shirt and long denim skirt on Eve. That's why God put a Land's End outlet in the Garden of Eden. Now, I won't tell you what Adam did in the Land's End dressing room with the store's manager Steve. That's a story for another Bible study class.
And so in our dress -- whether we're doing activities that require us to climb, ride a horse, bike, swim, whatever -- we just want to keep the thighs and torso covered; we don't want to play peekaboo so that there's a visual element that might defraud someone.
For us the definition of the word defrauding is to stir up desires in someone else that cannot be righteously fulfilled. Now, granted there are a few people out there who could be stirred up by a cardboard box all the way from head to toe, but regardless we want to maintain modest dress.
Growing up I would wear a bathing suit or shorts and not realize that it was revealing. When I got older I really felt convicted about my responsibility for how I was causing others to be defrauded. And I began to cover up because I felt responsible for my part in that.
Again, the truth: Michelle is speaking it. Whenever I'm out in public and see a man's torso playing a game of peekaboo with me under his tank top, I automatically think he wants to fuck me. Then when I find out the truth, I have to sue him for fraud and call his no-no-teasing torso to the stand. It just gets messy.
I realize that you can't keep somebody from having wrong thoughts, but I do think you have control at least on how you present yourself. So as the older girls and guys grew up they became sensitive to their clothing choices. The girls would say, "Do you think this is too low-cut or should I put a pin here? Or what do you think about this? Is this too short?"
We really do know that this isn't for everyone; this is just our personal conviction before our Lord. And this is what our family does. There are some families that are much more modest than we are, while others families may feel like modest dress just isn't a conviction for them.
If I got a modest swimsuit every time Michelle used the line "We don't judge anyone, but..." I'd have a new sexy pool outfit for every day of the year.
This is also so easy for Michelle Duggar to type. Michelle doesn't have to expose her shameful, sin-luring knees to stay cool in the summer. When Michelle feels a sweat coming on, she just has to cool herself down by fanning herself with that wave of beauty on her forehead. Yes, those bangs are both glamorous and functional.
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*blows wad on Michelle's thigh*
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:36pm.
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LOL, ya Paquita, is your SHIFT KEY BUSTED? :)
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If you were on Facebook right now you would know hahahaha!
And why do I get the feeling Jim Bob dicktates (yes I know) what she should write in her blog?
Really? People actually defending these assholes?
I feel sorry for these kids actually. The dont have the freedom to make up their minds on how they want to live. And they WILL toe the line because they most likely been brought up to belive that they will lose their family, shunned and be confined to the fires of hell. These girls will go off and marry some ass, like good old pops, obey their man and brith out 15 kids each because that's what good Christian women do. The same for the boys - they will follow in their fathers footsteps and marry some girl even if they secretly play for the other team. I couldnt imagine what it would be like to be forced to live by someone else's creed if my heart wasnt into it. Sorry I tend to babble on.*falls off of soap box*
Hate hate hate
I take back what I said yesterday about guns. I will need a big one for them. With lots of ammo!
I'm willing to bet Jim Bob has his penis inside Michelle in this very photo.
I watched this show a couple times and I likes this family. I think it's BS that their home has a tax-exempt status - no church should have that. But the kids are respectful, take care of their siblings (as kids SHOULD!), and do tons of charity work while not being shallow consumerist entitled twats.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Thighs a no-no. Famewhoring = yes-yes.
Got it!
It might seem that she likes sex but getting pregnant all the time means she can probably do it only 3 months of the year. Obviously there could be a few months leeway there but I really don't want to think about pregnant duggar sex too much. poor God, he sees everything!
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:36pm.
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LOL, ya Paquita, is your SHIFT KEY BUSTED? :)
Haven't seen a second of their show and wouldn't know they existed if not for dlisted, but unlike most every other TV ho I can actually believe she's sincere. There are more fucked-up families than this one for America's viewing pleasure, I'm sure.
YEsIownpanties- they choose to follow that theme b/c it takes the temptation out of one of the hardest sins to deal with, lust. It also says in the old testament that you males aren't suppose to cut their hair. THe bible has wtf questionable things in it but if people are pulling things from it that help them live better lives who is anyone to knock it? If I followed some(most) rules I know my life would have been and be better than it is now. Some rules are just for our own good and help us not get into messes and harm others. LIke in many things though rules are meant to be broken..life just doesn't make sense and doesn't follow just one formula.
Mahatmacoat- their religion, like a lot of others, do not think sex is bad duh! Sex is a beautiful thing saved for when you commit yourself to another person(their belief) have all the sex you want when you want when you're married. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"that's the first time i had dick in my mouth, and that's the last time i'm going to choke on it.." Dani
Submitted by NashVargas on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:36pm.
Why does that one Duggar daughter look so out of place in that picture? She's darker complected than all the others, has much darker hair, and even her features seem different
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That would be Rosalia Duggar, shortly after they named her they fired the poolboy for some reason.
Paquita why are you yelling at us?
These assholes don't pay their fairshare of anything. Because Jim Bob whatever the fuck was a senator or whatever he's got gov't benefits for him and the family for life, they are tax exempt and they accept donations. Not to mention the paycheck from TLC
When I was growing up, my mother always told me that the bible was written by men and it is a compilation of stories, which made sense to me. So if people want to interpret the bible as literally the exact word of God, then whatever. Personally, I think the parents are a couple of self-righteous d-bags.
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat :
Does the father work? Does she? I read somewhere that she recruits the older kids to look after the young 'uns. Where do they get enough to pay for their frogspawn? If it is from media whoring then they are fucking hypocrites of the highest order. I just can't with these backwards brainwashed fuckers - sorry
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They own and lease several commercial properties & businesses, plus I'm sure they get paid for the show. The mom homeschools the kids. They clothe themselves from Goodwill and other 2nd hand shops to make the money stretch. However, they don't pay taxes on the house they built because Jim Bob holds church services for the family there, so they are tax exempt. They should teach KHate Gosselin the same methods, but she's probably on another vacation.
From what I understand the kids are pretty normal but as I've said in the past the parents are selfish and it's all about THEM and how many kids THEY can have. These kids don't know their parents, the parents don't know these kids. The parents don't know the quirky little idiosyncrasies each kid has because you have to spend an extended amount of time with each one, watching them and learning what makes them tick. How the fuck do you do that when you have a rabbits litter of them? You can't! Sure they provide for the kids BUT THEY'RE NOT PARENTS, they are simply providers running a boarding house!
Coco needs to give those poor Duggar boys some swimming lessons.
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"Who reads books?! Who does that?!" ..... Gia Giudice
Submitted by lislop
"Jim Bob was a state legislator for Arkansas..."
The Duggars live in Arkansas? Why hasn't Jack shown her what a REAL MAN has to offer?
Bitch, please with the modesty. It's uh pretty obvious that you like fucking. A LOT.
And did you see that ho in the modest swimsuit link, showing KNEE? TART.
Where's an outbreak of the Ebola virus when you need one...?
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Wow, up until to day I didn't realize my bermuda shorts were slut wear!
Do you think God dislikes boobs? They are, after all, meant to feed babies that are "his gifts" (rolls eyes so far back they almost pop out)
*flashes tits*
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I'm on my way to hell then! I won't have to worry about seeing the Duggars in the afterlife! :D
The SandwichQueen strikes again!
They can dress in whatever they want, that's how many fucks I give, but I think someone needs to alert them to the little hussy-child in the front with the pink shirt she's lifting up. They'll need to lock her in the closet soon.
I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD DRESS AS THEY WANT TO AND OF COURSE, DEPENDING OF THE OCASSION.
AN EXBOYFRIEND OF MINE HAD DIFFERENT VIEWS ON THE WAY I DRESSED. WHEN WE MET I WAS WEARING A SHORT SKIRT BUT MY SHIRT SHOWED NO CLEVEAGE. I WAS SHOWING LEGS. AS WE FORMALIZED OUR RELATIONSHIP, HE STARTED QUESTIONING WHAT I WORE FOR WORK... IN MY INDUSTRY YOU CAN PRETTY MUCH DRESS WITH ANYTHING YOU WANT. MY OFFICE IS PRETTY RELAXED. MY PRINCIPAL WEARS BERMUDAS ON FRIDAYS, AS I WEAR A NICE SUMMER DRESS. THAT BOTHERED ME. I DON'T DRESS SLUTTY NOR SUPER CONSERVATIVE. WE ARE FROM DIFFERENT CULTURES SO THAT WAS IT FOR ME. ALL THIS HAPPENED IN THE EAST COAST OF THE US OF A.
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So it's wrong to have sexual thoughts and desires? COMING FROM ASSHOLES WITH 21 FUCKING CHILDREN?????? I hate these assholes more than anyone else in the world.
Don't put your bullshit beliefs on me.
*gets naked in protest*
Why does that one Duggar daughter look so out of place in that picture? I'll admit it, I watch the show from time to time and I've noticed it on television as well. She's darker complected than all the others, has much darker hair, and even her features seem different. It's always kind of bugged me! I'm like, Michelle? Really? Could she have?
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:27pm.
Submitted by Whamo: "I'll tell you this as the day is long, a couple of these kids are going to rebel to the point they are going to be absolutely slutty FUCK MACHINES with the crazy upbringing they've had! "
LOL, so true.
And the odds are that at least ONE of them is going to be gay.
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I'll be more than one will lol! and who knows what the hell goes on with all them freaky kids runnin around. lol
Jim Bob was a state legislator for Arkansas, so it's possible he qualifies for lifetime health benefits. Some states requires 6 years of service to qualify for lifetime benefits. Jim Bob has declared his home a church, and therefore qualifies for tax exempt status. I'd say that qualifies as public assistance.
I'm liberal and I don't care what the fuck they guys do precisely because they are the anti-Octomom. More power to'em as long as they pay their fair share and leave me the fuck alone. So there :)
Sounds like Michelle and Mama Phelps have something in common....they have Chico kind of days!
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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK
My brain (and poon) start hurting when I think that pretty much everyone in that photo came from ONE vagina...
"because you were made from my rib bone, and right now i have a hard bone"
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*searches through scripture to find God's stance on men in skinny jeans*
I wanted to write something bitchy, but then I noticed that they all look eviably happy. Took the wind right out of my sails. Scheißdreck!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:28pm.
*DEFRAUDS JACKO*
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ololololol
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Classof1997 on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:24pm.
Typical Leftie Liberal. This family is living they way THEY CHOOSE to live, they do NOT receive government assistance, they are legal, tax-paying citizens, and they have every right to have as many children as they would like, and to dress however they choose.
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I LOVE when people throw Leftie out like it some sort of disease.
If the PARENTS WEREN'T SO FUCKING INSANE we probably wouldn't have an issue. No doubt it their life but if you think there is nothing wrong with have 20 fucking kids and trotting them out for a TV show then you have have more issues that we do.
So then these two clothes fuck with the Gap chinos on?
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*DEFRAUDS JACKO*
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Submitted by Whamo: "I'll tell you this as the day is long, a couple of these kids are going to rebel to the point they are going to be absolutely slutty FUCK MACHINES with the crazy upbringing they've had! "
LOL, so true.
And the odds are that at least ONE of them is going to be gay.
Although, I think they wouldn't cast a gay child out, as long as it found a way to make a bunch of babies for their movement.
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 2:14pm.
AND CALL THEMSELVES DIRTY NAMES WHILE AT IT. LOL
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LMFAO!!!! :P
Good for them. I would rather see modest dress than boobs and butts hanging out everywhere. I find it rather ironic that the same people who champion for things like gay rights, who are for people being able to live their lives however they want without judgement, discrimination, or bullying, are the same people who ridicule, bully, and judge the Duggar family. Your hypocrisy is nauseating, quite frankly. Typical Leftie Liberal. This family is living they way THEY CHOOSE to live, they do NOT receive government assistance, they are legal, tax-paying citizens, and they have every right to have as many children as they would like, and to dress however they choose.
I can see that Baby's side thigh. Ugh, she's such a Whore that Baby....
"Now, granted there are a few people out there who could be stirred up by a cardboard box all the way from head to toe,"
I am so fucking hard right now.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I'm just happy to finally hear Christian crazy-talk that acknowledges that not everyone has to feel the same way they do. Be as crazy as you want but just be cognizant of the fact that other's don't have to be as well.
Everything is covered except that swinging doggie door to her glory hole...
And what about showering? Can you get nekkid for that? Maybe cover YOUR OWN EYES so you don't get defrauded by your own junk?
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"Who reads books?! Who does that?!" ..... Gia Giudice
Are Michelle and JimmyBob (or whatever his name is) never-nudes? Do they do it through a hole in the sheet? In the dark? Sexay!!
Wow. Isn't that what rapists usually say? "She wanted it cos she wass dressed that way."