Paging Dr. Blossom! Your Thoughts On This Are Needed!

TLC's Strange Sex is back in two weeks and you know what that means. It's that time of year when we all get mild concussions from banging our heads on the table while trying to break the images in our brains of people doing sucio sex shit. On the first episode of the season, we meet Jeff, a man who is kind of like a vampire, but instead of getting thirsty for virgin blood, he gets thirsty for tit milk. Jeff's fetish for suckling on the nipple knob was born when he watched his wife breastfeed their daughter. Jeff says that chichi leche must be nature's Viagra, because it has cured his erectile dysfunction. As I said in the headline, WWDBS (What would Dr. Blossom say)?

Maybe it's because I'm desenstitized (typo and it stays), but Jeff swallowing his wife's breast milk during sex isn't that bizarre to me. I've heard about it before and it's one way to get some Vitamin D. But the thing that really made me turn inside/out was Jeff looking at his wife breastfeeding their baby the same way I look at someone drinking a delicious beer. Jeff licked his lips with his eyes. WHY?! Parents need to realize that one day their children will grow up and learn how to Google.

I bet that Jeff's biggest disappointment in life is that he can't build a time machine so he can travel back 30 years from now and marry Michelle Duggar before Jim Bob.

via Daily Mail

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:11pm.

Tried to watch, but that one toof was so distracting... Bless her little heart!

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:10pm.

Her teef.

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:10pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:35pm.
OMG JEFF DID YOU KNOW THAT I MAKE MY OWN MILK THAT COMES OUT OF MY DICK IT'S GREAT!
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Sucky, is it skim, whole, two percent, white or chocolate ? I need details!

Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:08pm.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:14pm.

NOT looking at this. I am freaktose intolerant.
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Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:05pm.

I'M NOT GONNA WATCH THAT. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND BUY A MILKSHAKE... FOR SOME REASON I AM CRAVING THAT. HAHAHAHAHA

NASTY!!!

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Submitted by bebebe on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:05pm.

Also, they would have a child named "Ayla"

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:05pm.

She needs to go home and brush that toof...
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:05pm.

OMG JEFF DID YOU KNOW THAT I MAKE MY OWN MILK THAT COMES OUT OF MY DICK IT'S GREAT!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:04pm.

I'm all for getting the freak flag flying in private, but this shit does NOT need to be discussed on TV.

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Submitted by how dare you on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:02pm.

This needed the NOT SAFE FOR LIFE warning, because those people were fucking scary-looking. I don't need to think about these people or the Fugly Duggars breeding.

Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:00pm.

Okay, so I did just watch it and now I have "Ewww, W.T.F." face because of his nasty ass fetish but also because of that fucking bottle top opener in her mouth that could come drilling down on the top of his head.

Submitted by Versailles on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:59pm.

Eew.. It has never even occured to me, let alone hubby, to taste my milk.. We have four children, youngest is 5 months.

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:57pm.

The word "erotic" does not belong in the same sentence as "breast milk." This is one of those fetishes that should stay in the closet.

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:56pm.

cripebabe - no shit! I blame Jerry Springer for helping these freaks to shout from the hilltops the shit that they should be ashamed of.
It's like, DAMN! What don't you want people to know about you, dude?

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:54pm.

Yawn. I'm sure millions of men fantasize about that shit. I've tasted breast milk once... There was this girl in a bar... Whatever. It was extremely rich and sweet.

I think you should try everything at least once!

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 3:56pm.

"Parents need to realize that one day their children will grow up and learn how to Google."

That's something I think every time I read the Daily Mail. Just on topics that directly affect children, are articles by people who don't like their children, want to their son with Down's Syndrome lose his virginity, how they wish they hadn't had children because they take up all their wife's time, their struggles with post partum depression, how they want their daughter to be a gold digga, how they're angry that their bitch of a daughter in law doesn't want children right now...

I mean, really, guys? Your dignity (or the lack thereof) doesn't bother me, but don't you think this will be thrown in your children's faces at some point?