Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta's Impeccable Hair Mat
One way to keep gossiping hos from whispering about what you do on the massage table is to temporarily hypnotize them with the exquisitely manicured velvet rug on your head. That's exactly what John Travolta tried to do at the NYC premiere of Savages last night and it didn't work, but he looked sharp as three fucks while trying.
If you put a luscious brown tail on John's forehead and told him to pucker his lips, his head would almost look like the backside of a brunette vulcan unicorn. Just glorious. You kind of want to dye it green and play golf on it. John didn't stop with the hair either. John brought out his best pose game and out-posed Blake Lively, Ezra Miller, Christopher Meloni and Taylor Kitsch.
I've always said that if a camera is in front of you and you really want to make nipples tingle, just look like you're on step 6 of The Macarena. Give them a "Hands on hips, are you ready for this swish?" pose.
Oh, and Dear Christopher Meloni, let's get naked and burn that hat together. xo
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Phool @ 06/28/2012 at 11:11 am +21
They are two scoops of scrumptiousness love both Knox and Vivian so adorable.Where you can see that Vivian has the delectability and the elegance just like her mother Angelina.
And Knox has the swagger and the care free look of his father Brad. Loved Vivian’s Panda hodie & Knox as usual rocking the leather jacket. He’s not even 4 and he’s looking cool.
Shiloh & Pax must be so proud of their Mother watching her do her own stunts. they are learning new experiences every day . love all these children all very well behaved considering how young they are . God bless the Jolie Pitts & God bless all the fans
JT with his hands on his hips reminds me totally of his Vinny Barbarino ...you know when he wasn't gay..*rolls eyes*
annobanano -- I would do filthier, more unspeakable things to Meloni. Get in line, missy, LOL!
jack -- do not wear one of those hats; they're the worst.
Hekki -- isn't she the most beat-looking thing? So homely, IMO. She's supposedly had a nose job and her nose still looks like a potato? She's got a great figure but her face is so ugly & rough.
I do hate those hats he wears, though. They're so douchey. The man does not know how to dress; the old wife of his lets him walk out of the house that way? I wonder why he's at this premiere -- is he in "Savages" -- does anyone know? That slut Lively better not get near my man.
what's up with the dad jeans? I guess some tight levi's would just be too gay...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "I hate those fucking hats Meloni is wearing... My gf tried to get me to wear one and I looked like a mentally handicapped gangster dressed like a clown."
Jack, this one sounds serious...You also went shopping for shorts with her and paid attention to what she bought. Aww!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:45pm.
I hate those fucking hats Meloni is wearing... My gf tried to get me to wear one and I looked like a mentally handicapped gangster dressed like a clown.
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You're fucking killin me today Jacko
'Course, it's 10 minutes 'til Lochte.
Uh oh. Underwear on the highway. Uh oh.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Blake looks really pretty but her fishtail looks like it's made of toothbrush bristles. Deep condition, hon.
Looks like dark brown shoe polish with rug lint stuck to it.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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I hate those fucking hats Meloni is wearing... My gf tried to get me to wear one and I looked like a mentally handicapped gangster dressed like a clown.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:37pm.
that's the only freakin way... I've had real short hair before and all it did was stick straight up.
*combs mullet*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Travolta does look thinner - his all protein diet must be working.
what's up with that skinny twink? Did he fall head first into a recycled grease dumpster?
Looks like Spock. Who is the tool in the hat?
Christopher Meloni looks stupid in that hat. Blake looks like a 40 year old.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:36pm.
I thought the guy in the 15th thumb was Johnny Depp without a hat.
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LMAO let's call him Johnny Douche from now on.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:36pm.
whether that hair is real or fake, how the fuck do you get hair that short to lay down??! I would think it would be all spikey and shit.
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He probably sleeps with a do-rag on his head.
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Douchechill!
And I would do filthy unspeakable things to Christophr Meloni
I thought the guy in the 15th thumb was Johnny Depp without a hat.
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Douchechill!
whether that hair is real or fake, how the fuck do you get hair that short to lay down??! I would think it would be all spikey and shit.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Meloni looks like he should be whitewashing a fence somewhere but at least he knows his hairline is a hot mess and covered it. Half the fun while watching SVU reruns is watching his forehead go in and out like the tides.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
John looks like he's lost some weight. The stress of having his closet door blown open, perhaps?
lol at Johnny's fancy hands pose... wow.
And I would let Blake whatever-her-name-is do unspeakable things to me.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
FYI - they did an autopsy on Zombie Face Eating Guy in Florida and he didn't have any Bath Salts in his system - only marijuana. WTF? pot makes you eat people's faces off?
is that a horse tail on blake lively?
what do they call what's on john revolta's head? i know it ain't hair.
oh Chrisy, you hot fucking IDIOT
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What does that critter on john travolta's feed on?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr