Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta's Impeccable Hair Mat
One way to keep gossiping hos from whispering about what you do on the massage table is to temporarily hypnotize them with the exquisitely manicured velvet rug on your head. That's exactly what John Travolta tried to do at the NYC premiere of Savages last night and it didn't work, but he looked sharp as three fucks while trying.
If you put a luscious brown tail on John's forehead and told him to pucker his lips, his head would almost look like the backside of a brunette vulcan unicorn. Just glorious. You kind of want to dye it green and play golf on it. John didn't stop with the hair either. John brought out his best pose game and out-posed Blake Lively, Ezra Miller, Christopher Meloni and Taylor Kitsch.
I've always said that if a camera is in front of you and you really want to make nipples tingle, just look like you're on step 6 of The Macarena. Give them a "Hands on hips, are you ready for this swish?" pose.
Oh, and Dear Christopher Meloni, let's get naked and burn that hat together. xo
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:05pm.
Congrats on the weeble, Jeanneee!!! Hope the birth wasn't too horrible....
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Thank you so much! As a first-timer, it was kind of scary, but my partner was there with me for the whole thing and that made it so much easier. Plus my nurses and midwife were amazing. And when it came time to push, I had him out in 4 contractions! I was so proud of myself and have been fighting the urge to brag! LOL
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
congrats Jeanneeeeee....of course, you're going to lose the baby weight in less than 24 hours using Goopy's colonic cleanse, a diet of lemon and cayenne pepper, and 4-times-a-day personal training sessions?
I keed, I keed. enjoy your new babeh ;)
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:02pm.
Aww, thanks everyone! I love you dlisted peeps so much. My baby is amazing (to me he is - he's actually just a regular baby, haha) and doing great so far! I'm in that weird no-sleep twilight state of never being able to remember anything or keep anything straight. Normally this would bother me immensely but I'm actually kind of enjoying it.
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Congratulations and BTW, your avvie is so cute~!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Five minutes 'til Lochte.
I'm an excellent driver.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by skinny fat: "i cannot believe none of you hos care that ZOMBIE FACE EATING MAN wasn't on any drugs but some pot. and there wasn't any flesh in his stomach so he really isn't ZOMBIE FACE EATING MAN anymore."
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so..... does that mean Bath Salts are cool to do again? :)
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As if they were ever uncool? please.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by blather999 on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 6:03pm.
"She chooses her own clothes", including the masculine onesie featured on People Mag cover, at a week old.
That shit about how Shiloh wants to dress/look like her brothers is a load of crap. Not at that age she doesn't. It's all about an old evil witch trying to be the fairest one of them all.
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I've always thought the whole tomboy thing was encouraged by Chicken Leg, so she doesn't upstage that insecure vampire. Shiloh's 1st job in a photoop for People is evidence of that. Hey, she earned 4.1 million for THE brand.
Congrats on the weeble, Jeanneee!!! Hope the birth wasn't too horrible....
Speaking of bath salts, one of the names is known as is "Panic". How could anyone think that it's actually a good idea to shoot up/sort/ingest something with a name like that?! SMH
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Jesus. Just be bald or get plugs or use Rogaine. Nothing worse than a rug.
We should sue Mr. Travolta for subjecting us to his horrible wigs.
(973) Jersey Strong
Aww, thanks everyone! I love you dlisted peeps so much. My baby is amazing (to me he is - he's actually just a regular baby, haha) and doing great so far! I'm in that weird no-sleep twilight state of never being able to remember anything or keep anything straight. Normally this would bother me immensely but I'm actually kind of enjoying it.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Keep forgetting to post this link. For all you hookers following the swimming trials, this is an awesome site:
http://usaswimming.org
Also, another link. This one of Lochte being adorable!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egTQV9pjmb4
Off to make din din! Later, horz!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Jeanneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee CONGRATS! ♥
Uff, I somehow lost track about what all of you are talking about. I came that far, that the zombie wasn't on anything other than pot - and I don't believe it either. Even batshit crazy I don't believe as the police had to empty half or all of their magazine until he stopped. I'm no doctor, but I think batshit crazy people still feel pain, right? and people who said they were on bath salts said they felt no pain.
in the end, everything the forensic tests say lead to one thing: we all imagined the attack - it was just a bad dream.
To Angelina and stuff - I think I can remember her standing half naked on a balcony when pregnant with the twins, or shortly after - I believe her that she was pregnant.
Well.. and what was the topic? Ah Travolta: I really really really don't want to change with him, what a sad life, no matter how much money he has.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 6:12pm.
The kids didn't seem any worse than a regular child acting out, and I just had a weird feeling that the mother was making whatever it was much, much worse.
Yeah, I got that, too. Did you see that the dad brushed her teeth for her? Then she spit a mouthful of toothpaste at the mirror. My dad would have KILLED me for that one. I can just hear him, "I don't care if Jesus himself reappears in that mirror, you DO NOT do that! Now clean it up!!!"
@Brown-Eyed
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I heart you!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
@Jeaneee
Congrats on your new behbeh!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Jeannee -- hey, I didn't get to say congratulations on your little guy!!!
Here, Bacon.......
http://www.ketv.com/news/sports/Lochte-beats-Phelps-in-1st-showdown-at-t...
I've always though Revolta was an ugly motherfucker, all the way back to his "Welcome Back Kotter" days, but now he's started to frighten me. Does anybody else see the resemblance to L. Ron Hubbard?
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSl3VmBNJGizmZ7YMf1vcbnihsHgkY9p...
Toodles, Deb!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Hi all! *doggeh is looking for WR to give a kiss on the nose*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:36pm.
whether that hair is real or fake, how the fuck do you get hair that short to lay down??! I would think it would be all spikey and shit.
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I have really short hair and use this stuff called Texture Paste. Kinda like glue, works really well.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:45pm.
Sluts of dlisted, I hope you are watching men's swimming for the olymic teams. Male swimmers haz the bestest bodies.
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I've been watching them all week!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I gotta go do my chinese homework. It comes in handy for my visits to the hub in Hong Kong. Something tells me I'll never live there, though.
Later, taters!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Jeanneee - congratulations on the birth of your baby!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
@Brown-eyed
Nooooooooooo! I missed it! *kicks desk* Can you repost?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Okay, what the fuck is this shit with someone writing "2 scoops of scrumptiouness that are Knox and Vivienne" ????? Am I in fucking Oz? Is this for real? What a goddamn mental case whoever wrote this claptrap, my God what an asshat.
Bacon! I've been chasing you for days - I linked a pic of your Lochte from the Omaha news. Did you see it?
(trying to do my job)
@Bendy
Nor I. Matt Grevers, on the other hand... I wouldn't mine climbing THAT! All 6'8" of him!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Jeannee -- hey, I didn't get to say congratulations on your little guy!!!
Louise -- I don't remember the mom in particular. I just remember thinking how can these people keep up living this way (the separate apartments) and how would this affect the little brother, I mean it had to mess him up somehow. I hope to god he's not suffering from the same disease, if that is indeed the case.
LOUISE!!! Oh, I am so glad you said that. It seemed that they were feeding into her behavior and I kept thinking "there's nothing wrong with that kid that my mother couldn't fix in a week." But I hate to blame parents too much because my kids are far from perfect and I don't want to invite trouble.
There was the other family where there were like four kids and three of them had some disorder. And, honestly, I thought the mother was causing it by Munchausen's. Or whatever the disorder is where the mother gets sympathy when the children are sick.
The kids didn't seem any worse than a regular child acting out, and I just had a weird feeling that the mother was making whatever it was much, much worse.
I was MUCH more disturbed by seeing those videos of Octo-Mom's house with the spray paint and battered doors and the potties outside and shit. THAT was some psychotic stuff right there. She DEFinitely has some disorders brewing in that booby hatch.
I actually think Travolta looks better now than he has in a long time. Maybe he feels freer now that he's moved from the Narnia closet into a glass one? Maybe he just lost weight.
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 6:09pm.
Travolta looks awful these days. It's sad because he used to be so attractive and charismatic, even in his Pulp Fiction/bloated/shlubby period. He's had too much bad work done and the stress of trying to maintain an obviously fake public image is really taking its toll. IMO he would be a lot more appealing, even if he got fat as hell and rocked the bald head, if he were proud and honest about who he really is. It's a shame because he really does have the potential to be an icon.
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You hit the nail on the head, Jeanneee! How's the new mama feeling?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 6:01pm.
Bacon, these midget gymnasts don't do it for me. :-(
Submitted by blather999 on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 6:03pm.
"She chooses her own clothes", including the masculine onesie featured on People Mag cover, at a week old.
That shit about how Shiloh wants to dress/look like her brothers is a load of crap. Not at that age she doesn't. It's all about an old evil witch trying to be the fairest one of them all.
@ louise_brooks & Hekki
I can't imagine even having a pet that was violent and uncontrollable, let alone a child.
There were a couple of years when if you side-eyed one of my younger sisters, she'd break a glass and come after you. (Slight exaggeration)
She's been on disability for chronic fatigue syndrome and fibromyalgia. She has a loving boyfriend, a cat and a tiny peaceful life.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Travolta looks awful these days. It's sad because he used to be so attractive and charismatic, even in his Pulp Fiction/bloated/shlubby period. He's had too much bad work done and the stress of trying to maintain an obviously fake public image is really taking its toll. IMO he would be a lot more appealing, even if he got fat as hell and rocked the bald head, if he were proud and honest about who he really is. It's a shame because he really does have the potential to be an icon.
I really want to see this movie. I have a major soft spot for overwrought, self-serious Oliver Stone movies, and this one promises not to disappoint.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Not a fan of non-natural blondes/natural blondes with lighter highlights wearing their hair slicked back. It really contrasts the color of roots and dyed hair and that's just not a great look in my opinion.
Twat Muffin- I tend to agree. There is a little brother, too. The parents were like, "He's showing signs of schizophrenia, too." I would hope the doctors would wait that one out and see if he's actually mentally ill or just emulating what he sees the older one doing.
It's common knowledge that Viv and Knox were not birthed by the Goddess. A public hoax that the Goddess birthed "twins" in France. We know that the Goddess didn't carry the children. The Goddess hates the first born that cemented her claws into Bud's back. "She chooses her own clothes", including the masculine onesie featured on People Mag cover, at a week old.
The Goddess is mental and is taking it out on a child that is more beautiful than her highness.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 4:54pm.
THE LOONS ARE BATSHIT CRAZY
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Phool @ 06/28/2012 at 11:11 am +21
They are two scoops of scrumptiousness love both Knox and Vivian so adorable.Where you can see that Vivian has the delectability and the elegance just like her mother Angelina.
@Bendy
I know of which troof you speak!!! *fans self*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:50pm.
@Bigbendy
You can bet your sweet ass cheeks that this hor is! *licks television screen*
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Bacon, you just know that those guys have the moves by looking how they can move in the water. They have such strong strong torsos. I'ma gettin hot, gotta stop. Haha
Travolta looks as evil to me as Sandusky. Similar behavior patterns.
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Vanessa da Mata, Boa sorte
Taylor Kitsch, I'm ashamed to recognise him, is such a fucking bland forgettable asshole I wonder how he gets work. Just what Hollywood needs - another talentless white actor being forced down our throats repeatedly when there are plenty others out there who are much better and are not being given a chance to excel. He's the male Blake Lively. STOP TRYING TO MAKE HIM HAPPEN.
Hekki- yep, that's the one. What you said is no more horrible then what I am going to say.
There were two episodes, the second being a follow up what seemed like one to two years later. The first episode the family just seemed to be so frazzled and I had a lot of sympathy for them. In the second episode, the mom seemed to be loving the cameras and attention a bit too much. There is something very wrong with that little girl, but I'm not sure it's schizophrenia.
Hekki & Louise -- I remember that little girl, too. I hate to say it, too, but that little girl should probably be institutionalized due to her extremely violent behavior. No one is safe around her.
@Bigbendy
You can bet your sweet ass cheeks that this hor is! *licks television screen*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
blather999 -- if Blake had plastic surgery, she got robbed, because she's still ugly as sin. I still believe that plastic surgery can only enhance certain things; it can't make someone who is ugly pretty, as in her case.
jack -- yeah, isn't that chancellor chick a whore? I guess she's hot from the neck down; her face is nothing to write home to mom about (very beaky nose). I don't know why your gf is screaming over Beehl, though; he's not even hot. Skaarsgaard is, though. Alcide's got a nice body, but he's a male bimbo. And I love Pam so much. That's funny that the gf eats a sammich afterward, LOL!
Don Grady (Robbie Douglas of "My Three Sons" fame) died today.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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