Open Post: Hosted By John Travolta's Impeccable Hair Mat
One way to keep gossiping hos from whispering about what you do on the massage table is to temporarily hypnotize them with the exquisitely manicured velvet rug on your head. That's exactly what John Travolta tried to do at the NYC premiere of Savages last night and it didn't work, but he looked sharp as three fucks while trying.
If you put a luscious brown tail on John's forehead and told him to pucker his lips, his head would almost look like the backside of a brunette vulcan unicorn. Just glorious. You kind of want to dye it green and play golf on it. John didn't stop with the hair either. John brought out his best pose game and out-posed Blake Lively, Ezra Miller, Christopher Meloni and Taylor Kitsch.
I've always said that if a camera is in front of you and you really want to make nipples tingle, just look like you're on step 6 of The Macarena. Give them a "Hands on hips, are you ready for this swish?" pose.
Oh, and Dear Christopher Meloni, let's get naked and burn that hat together. xo
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Some loon on JJ accused me of being someone who badmouths AJ on a multitude of sites (I do not, FYI).
My two comments are running neck and neck in the thumbs down - one's -24 and the other is -25.
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Foxxy, I am in the midwest, 4/5 hours east of Chicago. Tomorrow will be the same, we are having a scorching summer and I love it!
We are headed for a beach vacation tomorrow though, 14 days with my ass by a pool or on a beach, playing with the Furies!
And the Santa hat STAYS! Christmas is only 6 months off - why not save some work and keep it up!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:53pm
might be time to take off that hot ass Santa hat!! :-) what region of the country are you in?!?!
/hope you're well and the "new" work project is going as you want
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:05pm.
Congrats on the weeble, Jeanneee!!! Hope the birth wasn't too horrible....
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Thank you so much! As a first-timer, it was kind of scary, but my partner was there with me for the whole thing and that made it so much easier. Plus my nurses and midwife were amazing. And when it came time to push, I had him out in 4 contractions! I was so proud of myself and have been fighting the urge to brag! LOL
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You've earned the right to brag, go for it. Pushing an entire person outta your cooch gives you the right, I don't care how long women have been doing it.
4 contractions is amazing. Good for you. You sound like you're doing awesome since then too...!
Travolta seems like he really wants to sashay from some of those thumbs.
Oh Blake, bland, and boring. It's time for Mumbles to disappear.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:53pm.
102 deeegrees here today! Yikes!
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Yikes! Keep cool, Irish! It was pretty hot here too but only 84 degrees. Great weather for the beach. : D
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
beb, this is YOUR FAULT! You made me click
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwrel&NR=1&v=1dbOKwPGpPE
Middle guy has some forward wiggle! AHAHAH (I can see the tongue wagging) OLOL ;D
Aww the little babes get anxious to see their Papa! I picture them running like little tornados at dawn! hehehe
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:53pm.
On that note, off to bed. Sweet FUPA dreams, Mike. ;-)
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by beb on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:39pm.
Just saw this. She looks like a moaner.
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Oh blurgh.
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102 deeegrees here today! Yikes!
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:39pm.
Just saw this. She looks like a moaner.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
*runs in and closes door behind me*
Tee hee. I just called AngieHo's kids "darling and SPESHUL"!
*waits for a rush of confusion that will take over the loons*
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:35pm.
I think the wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah comes from not seeing his daddy since 6AM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33drZUXSzY
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
In the pic with Flake: LAND WHALE HOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You know you want to bone that fatty, Mike.
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This is a look I absolutely loathe: a jacket and tie with jeans. Just frigging NO.
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Beb, doggie be struttin' that little ass, not wiggling...
Shakira should do that more! "Like you come from Colombia!" *shake shake... shake shake... shake shake* HA!
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:26pm.
It is a competition. KC didn't bring it up, even gave positive feedback on the performance.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by beb on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:14pm
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:26pm.
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Do we think these contestants actually know about the music, or just care about the fame? Maybe the odd one but I'd be surprised if they took the time!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:23pm.
I did!
I'm pretty much back to normal. Need to get some longer walks in when it is not as hot...
When I say "wiggling ass," maybe it's more like hips, a la:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by beb on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:14pm.
i think if i were a singer i'd think of all of what you described as a legal problem between those people and look at the song on its merits and how i could work it to win the competition (i assume it's a competition - don't watch Duets)
didn't know about the controversy and never compared the 2 songs before. yep, you're right and the similarities are noticeable when you look for them
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Beb, hahah Oh no, you dihn't!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y8ViGvCrL8
Are you gearing up for the weekend yet, or are you still taking it easy resting up? Bet those little guys keep you hopping!
ETA: Wiggling ass, not fat? hahahaha say what? ღ
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Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:47pm.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
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very welcome. love your kitteh!
Sorry...Duets rant.
Why would ANYONE consider singing Beyonce's "Halo" when there was a controversy with the song and Kelly Clarkson's "Already Gone" being so similar (aka Ryan Tedder shopped the same song to two different artists).
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
evening, all
Travolta needs to be pimp slapped. so easy to just have touched up his hair w/temp color to match the rug. i h8 lazy closeted celebrities
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by C6 on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:50pm.
Please do the Hoveround next.
{{DOGGG}} *damnit, books Hoverround for 'platinum detailing'; fills out full-coverage damn papers*
{{Hekki, hear you, thx.}} *waves to all; leaves p.noir
/out *edit {{thx guys, Within, Bacon}} *crashing to bed
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Nite C6! Great news about your bro!
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Submitted by C6 on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:50pm.
Please do the Hoveround next.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:59pm.
I keep missing you too *double kiss with a z-snap*
This one's ass wiggles when he's excited (not fat, jut very excited). Very amusing.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
C6, good for your bro! It may just make him do a complete 180° to become a proud dad! ❀❀
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@SANS
No *pant* kidding *pant pant*. He should *wheeze* snap her *sputter* in the ass with *cough* his gig strap. *HONK*
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@Mike
Lochte has been working crazy hard this year. I was watching a clip on Youtube of him working with a trainer. He was flipping a 650 lb. tire and dragging 450 lbs. (I think) worth of chains. The change in his confidence level from four years ago is palpable.
Plus, he's hot. ;)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
((Hi bebeh!)) *Offers the little love a sweet treat* I can see his little tail wagging like crazy heheheheeee
How you been beb? I keep missing ya! *double air kiss* (just like Travolta) lol ;D
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xo all
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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:47pm.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:49pm.
This one here ^^^ has been waiting to lick your nose for a couple of hours now. *stomps feet*
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:48pm.
well THAT is the GOOP way. god i hate that snotty stuck up beeyotch.
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When I heard about the lemon and cayenne pepper thing, my stomach (with a little extra poundage) wanted to curl in a ball and die. How can anyone hate themselves that much!?
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
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Just today I had my car mats detailed off (caked on listerine strips and gummed up pennies and crackers and pens from 1999 and gdamn fking crap); looks like Travola's Grecian shit now. Impeccable is right. LOL
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Thanks Queenie!!
SANS FARDS - lmao! You should see my ankles right now. I NEED a cleanse. Thanks for the well wishes. My cup runneth over.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
C6: That's good news! Sometimes having a child straightens people out.
Mr. Hekki has a friend who was hooked on heroin for a couple of years. He's been clean for 17 years and has a wife and kid and a good job and a house now. All that stuff came after he cleaned up, but it's enough to keep him good.
BaconSlut - Andrea Kramer really is the worst lol. She'll interview these people literally two seconds after they finish, and they're so out of breath "yeah {breath} it {breath} was {breath} a {breath} great race {breath}.....scuse me I gotta go vomit!"
Michael Phelps has to be getting sick of this by now!
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"You kind of want to dye it green and play golf on it" - AHAHAHA MK! [PLUS we can see where the real thing ends and the fake turf begins #omgsomean] But his posing game is FLAWLESS! *air kiss*
And wouldn't Meloni be a sight tending bar on a beach somewhere pouring ice cold sangria? mmm mmm <33
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:29pm.
congrats Jeanneeeeee....of course, you're going to lose the baby weight in less than 24 hours using Goopy's colonic cleanse, a diet of lemon and cayenne pepper, and 4-times-a-day personal training sessions?.
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well THAT is the GOOP way. god i hate that snotty stuck up beeyotch.
@Jeanne- don't know ya but congrats on the baby!!! i love babies - they are so sweet and i love their little feets and hands! many happy wishes to you.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:41pm.
Leave the doggeh out of this. He's too busy playing with his toys to notice.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Yay, Jeanneee! As a certified hen, I always want to hear the birth story, but sometimes people don't want to share.
It's nice to hear you had a good experience. You never know how it's going to happen. Enjoy!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by skinny fat: "i cannot believe none of you hos care that ZOMBIE FACE EATING MAN wasn't on any drugs but some pot. and there wasn't any flesh in his stomach so he really isn't ZOMBIE FACE EATING MAN anymore."
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so..... does that mean Bath Salts are cool to do again? :)
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only if you want to experience this. the fun starts @ 58 seconds...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_nZiuFC4o
Submitted by beb on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 8:36pm.
Watching Duets (don't judge me!!!). Kelly went blonde again.
Suddenly your dog is looking less cute to me...
Happy friday all. Drained. {{{hugs to all}}} gnite/gmorning; keep believing. Life is an astonishing thing.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 6:22pm.
Here, Bacon.......
http://www.ketv.com/news/sports/Lochte-beats-Phelps-in-1st-showdown-at-t...
I'm totally down with the Lochte love, if only because I'd love to see someone take a lot of the spotlight from that weirdo Phelps.
Watching Duets (don't judge me!!!). Kelly went blonde again.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK