Night Crumbs
Miley Cyrus shows us that demure is when it looks like you put your dress on backwards - Hollywood Tuna
Charlize Theron's globe in all its buzzed glory - Lainey Gossip
But how big was the sock is what I want to know - Towleroad
Wonky McValtrex goes down and not in the ways she's used to - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
If that Hunter Parrish dude does something for you, then here you go - The Berry
Kelly Osbourne had a good excuse for getting boozed up on a plane, but the excuse "it's a plane, you're supposed to get boozed up" would've worked too - The Superficial
Another day, another sky high blonde who has climbed up Mt. ASkars - Celebitchy
FYI: Willow Smith's tongue ring was fake - Just Jared
Somewhere, Penny Cruz just let out a sigh of relief, because she doesn't have to look at Eva Longoria's face at the Christmas dinner table anymore - ICYDK
Sean Penn's on-and-off-again piece at some Glamour party - Popoholic
Mary J. Blige has some words to say about that crispy chicken foolery... - Crunk + Disorderly
George Clooney looks DRUNK or maybe he's sad, because he just asked his true soulmate Brad Pitt to run away with him and Brad said no - Popsugar
Mimi had a little lamb - Hollywood Rag
Puppy trapped in the body of a parrot - Cityrag
And the world will implode from angst overload in 3..2.. - I'm Not Obsessed
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:41pm.
I know, was being a sarcastic little so-and-so. ;-)
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Beb, I hate posers and that twit is a poser.
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doncorleone -- OMG, Sean was great in "Fast Times," but I not only like him as an actor, I want him for sessy times. I know everyone hates him, but I think he's sex on a swizzle stick!
Twatty -
You like Sean Penn? (serious question!) I loved him in Fast Times, he made the movie.
I think someone on the Superficial put it in their comment on the story.....yep, she was wearing a see through thong, if anything. Well, she has to get attention somehow!!!
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Her face looks really good in that picture but somehow she has to ho it up with that dress.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:27pm.
PSL: TMZ didn't show the photo, but another site had it (Gawker?) where you could see up her skirt and it was pixilated, so she must have been flashing some labes. EW.
Up to her old tricks.
What you thought was "pixelation" was actually a heavy infestation of pubic lice (in a feeding frenzy).
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:15pm.
C'mon, Dog! You know this was SO badass... :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQmEd_UeeIk
Hi Whamo!!!
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@ PSL, Hekki
The photos are on ONTD, and it's just blue knickers. However, her vag area looked suspiciously bulging.
Wonky McValtrex goes down and not in the ways she's used to
Some celebrity. Look at the greasy scum surrounding her. She actually has NO fans. Just scum paparazzi - who get $5 for a week's "work" - that I'm sure she called herself.
PSL: TMZ didn't show the photo, but another site had it (Gawker?) where you could see up her skirt and it was pixilated, so she must have been flashing some labes. EW.
Up to her old tricks.
Howdy Whamo! What's shakin'?
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:15pm.
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Doooooggggiiieee :)
Whamo. Get on it. The link is right there. So delicious.
I don't know which of you slores were trolling the Knox and Viv thread over there, but I had TEARS rolling down my face from laughing so hard.
Paris is a drugged out fucking asshole, and her whole saggy ass was hanging out of that dress. Grow the fuck up already, you stupid spoiled whore.
Miley from the neck up looks great, but then she ruins it with that hillbilly taste of hers. She is trying SO hard to be sexy,, it is ridiculous. I remember when Aguilera was 19 and going through this too.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 7:06pm.
Angelina must have steam coming out of her ears.
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Really! Well well, I'll pull that little gem out later!
Submitted by sybil on Thu, 06/28/2012 - 6:50pm.
I want to shave my head like Charlize! It must feel great!
I would do it if I was pretty. I hate my hair, but it's the only thing that likens me in my intense ugliness to the human species.
*Twat punching the daylights out of GingeMinge*
Avril Levigne was never edgy or talented so she should just stop trying convince people she is.
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AHAHA! We called it! Willow's tongue piercing was magnets. Dumbass kid.
Also, the linked photo reminds me of this:
http://www.adventureskalimantan.com/Orangutan-Tours-Kalimantan-Package-t...
THAT'S RACIST!!!
GingeMinge, I think she looks pretty, too. The hair is a little dated, but her face looks fresh and young and healthy. I approve.
WHY did MK bury the tidbit that George Clooney and Stacey had drinks with Aniston and Theroux? And then Brad hung out with Clooney????
Angelina must have steam coming out of her ears. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!
Oh, let's ALL this weekend get drunk because Jack has MS!
LOL at the Parasite pics, especially the paparazzi with their pants falling off and their bellies hanging out. In the click through panty pic, she has the body of a stick insect.
At 11, Willow's already an extreme attention-whore (hate to use that word for a kid, but...). No way is she sorry for that fake tongue-piercing stunt.
Miley's hair is very 1998.
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Anything to get attention.
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2-0-1 kid!!!!
Confession: I find Miley Cyrus attractive in that photo. Someone please smack the shit out of me.
Ugh, not that hillbilly chipmunk whore again.
Proof that Charlize with virtually no hair is still more beautiful than all the other bitches out there. And not that Petra Nemcova whore again. The only reason she's getting her picture taken again is because she's boning my man Penn. Isn't there a tsunami out there that can take her ass out?
I want to shave my head like Charlize! It must feel great!
"Let's hit the fuckin' road!" Frank Booth